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· Nov 21
Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”
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what kind of country is this, where dangerous radicals can throw sandwiches at our brave secret masked torture police with impunity
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
what kind of country is this, where dangerous radicals can throw sandwiches at our brave secret masked torture police with impunity
No thanks “Ralph Lauren inspired Christmas,” my decor theme is and always will be “WHOA, that’s too much Christmas”
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
No thanks “Ralph Lauren inspired Christmas,” my decor theme is and always will be “WHOA, that’s too much Christmas”
call that pussy george w because that bush is a war criminal
September 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
call that pussy george w because that bush is a war criminal
I just hope he’s not hot I don’t think I can go through that again
September 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I just hope he’s not hot I don’t think I can go through that again
I refer to my spouse as my partner because it’s nicer than referring to him as my mortal enemy
September 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I refer to my spouse as my partner because it’s nicer than referring to him as my mortal enemy
Why won’t my vita coco give me that last drop of coconut water? What is it clinging on to? What dark secrets does it hold?
August 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Why won’t my vita coco give me that last drop of coconut water? What is it clinging on to? What dark secrets does it hold?
Filling out my W9 for my first ever paid writing job FOR A MOVIE that touches every single inch of my heart and I’m just gonna do a little cry if that’s ok with the group
August 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Filling out my W9 for my first ever paid writing job FOR A MOVIE that touches every single inch of my heart and I’m just gonna do a little cry if that’s ok with the group
All I want is to be someone’s “Madeline Ashton test” is that so much to ask?
August 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
All I want is to be someone’s “Madeline Ashton test” is that so much to ask?
Watching the hunting wives as someone who was raised by a gay man like “forget about the murder, put whoever styled Margot’s wig in prison!”
August 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Watching the hunting wives as someone who was raised by a gay man like “forget about the murder, put whoever styled Margot’s wig in prison!”
Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33 but we chose this nonsense instead
August 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33 but we chose this nonsense instead
Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33 but we chose this nonsense instead
August 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33 but we chose this nonsense instead
I’ve been looking at LA real estate and my official findings are that most homes over $3M are hideously gaudy crimes against humanity and the rich must be stopped
July 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I’ve been looking at LA real estate and my official findings are that most homes over $3M are hideously gaudy crimes against humanity and the rich must be stopped
The most shocking thing about the WSJ Trump/Epstein article is that Trump does in fact know how to read/write
July 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The most shocking thing about the WSJ Trump/Epstein article is that Trump does in fact know how to read/write
Is incessant snoring a valid reason to have my husband put down? Humanely, of course.
July 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Is incessant snoring a valid reason to have my husband put down? Humanely, of course.
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“You aren’t IN traffic, you ARE the traffic.” Not me pal I’m just alone in my car being victimized by my surroundings
July 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
“You aren’t IN traffic, you ARE the traffic.” Not me pal I’m just alone in my car being victimized by my surroundings
I love summer. Who doesn’t enjoy receiving anywhere from 10 to 300,000 mosquito bites every time they exit their home? Really great stuff.
July 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I love summer. Who doesn’t enjoy receiving anywhere from 10 to 300,000 mosquito bites every time they exit their home? Really great stuff.
“The problem is no one wants to work these days” maybe you should reflect on why you DO want to work, you sick little freak
July 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“The problem is no one wants to work these days” maybe you should reflect on why you DO want to work, you sick little freak
I hope whoever Jason Mraz was singing about is having a very happy birthday
July 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I hope whoever Jason Mraz was singing about is having a very happy birthday
…does this look positive to you?
July 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
…does this look positive to you?
Gayed too hard at Pride, putting myself in hetero time out
June 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Gayed too hard at Pride, putting myself in hetero time out
HAPPY PRIDE NEW YORK!!!!
June 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
HAPPY PRIDE NEW YORK!!!!
Carrying my dad’s urn around all day like “c’mon dude, time to spend some quality time together”
June 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Carrying my dad’s urn around all day like “c’mon dude, time to spend some quality time together”
Everything is terrible except for my dog photobombing my spicy pic session
June 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Everything is terrible except for my dog photobombing my spicy pic session
Happy Gaymas Eve to all who celebrate and my deepest condolences on your straightness to those who don’t
May 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Happy Gaymas Eve to all who celebrate and my deepest condolences on your straightness to those who don’t
May 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM