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This, that and such. Sinatra's old barber gave a friend of mine a haircut.
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Welp, four years to practice being a forest witch. So long, suckers
January 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I come home, I turn the lights on in the hallway. Michael Kelly is sitting by the dining table. He’s here to recruit me to the Culinary Institute of America. I understand it’s serious this time. We’re on a jet reading cook books. He whispers, clandestine cooking. Yum, Sir.
December 1, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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Today I am 6381 days drug free (including alcohol) To anyone struggling with addiction I want you to know that help is out there. Recovery is possible, and life on the other side of addiction is beautiful and fulfilling. It may seem daunting, but take that first step. Reach out for help ❤️
November 30, 2024 at 10:04 AM
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Remember kids:
November 28, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Wearing Woolf Merino under the covers feeling as toasty and stylish as Gary the security guard from Cliffside Asylum. 🐺
November 23, 2024 at 11:13 AM
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I would go for a pint with you in any lifetime ✨
November 22, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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i’ve got an idea
November 22, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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Kill two birds with one stone, get two life sentences. In bird court. Where birds get justice
November 22, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Alice never had to play 3 rabbit Monty
November 22, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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“So he tells me he’s been grounded, and I says to him… I says Hank, it’s probably because of your bad altitude!”
November 19, 2024 at 8:01 PM
A friend sold his house because a neighbor kept saying moronic things about cooking across their fence in the summer.
Takes too long waiting for neighbors to move or die first.
November 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Thunder Bear ⚽️
November 17, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Moon
November 15, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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I am creating a wishlist for books to give to the kids in my class for Christmas this year. Many of them don't have a book of their own & I'm wanting to get books to give them as presents for them to keep. If you'd like to help, the list is here:
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
November 13, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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Bluesky starter tip: Put the Bluesky app in the spot on your phone where Twitter is. Now your crippling need for social media and muscle memory work in tandem with addiction to bring you here first.
November 14, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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Nearly got hit by a car trying to work out if Orlando Bloom is the new face of Staropramen (turns out he is)
August 27, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since. “Don’t be so goddamned young and vulnerable,” he said.
September 12, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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It's hard to bro out with the guys with no gifs here.
October 3, 2023 at 7:57 AM
We’re on the verge of someone posting ice cubes in drinks and calling it a cooling hack or something.
September 24, 2023 at 10:13 PM
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Diddy has reassigned his publishing rights back to all the artists and songwriters who helped build Bad Boy Entertainment

Ma$e, Faith Evans, The LOX, 112 and the Estate of the Notorious B.I.G. have already signed agreements to regain those rights
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Reassigns His Bad Boy Publishing Rights Back to Artists, Songwriters
Sean “Diddy” Combs has reassigned his publishing rights back to artists and songwriters who helped build the label he founded, Bad Boy Entertainment.
www.billboard.com
September 4, 2023 at 5:48 PM
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Same police force that blows through overtime budgets by hundreds of millions, said bbqs are illegal this summer, attacks people in parks, and has illegally brought back stop-and-frisk in a big way.

It’s time to defund them. My latest 👇🏻
The Return of Stop-and-Frisk
And how it shows we must defund the police
t.co
September 1, 2023 at 2:27 AM
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Are you fucking kidding me

apnews.com/article/dron...
September 1, 2023 at 2:27 AM
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August 25, 2023 at 6:20 PM
Having witnessed too many comments to random posts today I think I need a vacation for a few months to get this out of my system.
August 24, 2023 at 9:44 PM