InTheRuins
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InTheRuins
@intheruins.bsky.social
· Dec 1
Some days I'm really glad my life isn't filmed live before a studio audience.
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you should be able to call out of work for being sleepy with absolutely zero consequences
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you should be able to call out of work for being sleepy with absolutely zero consequences
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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Still kinda pissed how both the Professor and Mary Ann were given short shrift in the Gilligan’s Island theme song
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Still kinda pissed how both the Professor and Mary Ann were given short shrift in the Gilligan’s Island theme song
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I miss phone booths both as a source for loose change and also as protection against attacking seagulls
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I miss phone booths both as a source for loose change and also as protection against attacking seagulls
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Early meowing warning system.
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Early meowing warning system.
Dad, dad, there's a squirrel on the porch.
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Dad, dad, there's a squirrel on the porch.
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Quiet Piggy is my new favorite retort to all MAGATS
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Quiet Piggy is my new favorite retort to all MAGATS
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I've just invented gravy-flavored Peeps, and now Thanksgiving has its own signature candy.
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I've just invented gravy-flavored Peeps, and now Thanksgiving has its own signature candy.
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I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
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Apparently if you combine the DNA of a cheetah and the DNA of a crab, things go sideways real fast.
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Apparently if you combine the DNA of a cheetah and the DNA of a crab, things go sideways real fast.
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
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cmon one of us must have enough money to start an app just for shitposters
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
cmon one of us must have enough money to start an app just for shitposters
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revenge is a dish best served after I’ve licked everything on the plate
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
revenge is a dish best served after I’ve licked everything on the plate
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I let the bodies hit the floor. There’s blood everywhere. What a mess.
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I let the bodies hit the floor. There’s blood everywhere. What a mess.
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if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
We need fewer conspiracies theories and more cockamamie schemes
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
We need fewer conspiracies theories and more cockamamie schemes
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who up tired of their own shit
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
who up tired of their own shit
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Reddit exists so we're never too hopeful for mankind.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Reddit exists so we're never too hopeful for mankind.
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Well that passed
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMoLN6vW/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMoLN6vW/
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Well that passed
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMoLN6vW/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMoLN6vW/
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*mutes United States.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
*mutes United States.
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The best appetite suppressant is a steady diet of news and information.
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The best appetite suppressant is a steady diet of news and information.
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your honor, this love shack lawsuit is completely without merit. as we will prove, the sign — although a bit faded — clearly stated “stay away fools”
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
your honor, this love shack lawsuit is completely without merit. as we will prove, the sign — although a bit faded — clearly stated “stay away fools”
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If I saw an elf on my shelf I would shoot in point blank with a glock, I can tell you that much
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If I saw an elf on my shelf I would shoot in point blank with a glock, I can tell you that much
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Your daily fortune:
It’s always nice to brighten someone else’s day, unless you do it with a flamethrower.
It’s always nice to brighten someone else’s day, unless you do it with a flamethrower.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Your daily fortune:
It’s always nice to brighten someone else’s day, unless you do it with a flamethrower.
It’s always nice to brighten someone else’s day, unless you do it with a flamethrower.