Imaginary Internet Guy
@internetguy.bsky.social
Brain rot spillover from a nice guy on the internet.
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
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"It’s a goddamn disgrace. Especially when so many worthy journalists, who dedicated their lives to their profession with ethics and seriousness, are being cast onto the ash heap." www.unpopularfront.news/p/we-are-not...
We Are Not Amused
The Olivia Nuzzi Return is a Disgrace
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November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"It’s a goddamn disgrace. Especially when so many worthy journalists, who dedicated their lives to their profession with ethics and seriousness, are being cast onto the ash heap." www.unpopularfront.news/p/we-are-not...
Osita Nwanevu's bluesky account goes dark in the middle of his book tour. That's weird. Did something unpleasant happen?
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Osita Nwanevu's bluesky account goes dark in the middle of his book tour. That's weird. Did something unpleasant happen?
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Running Man and One Battle After Another coming out the same year is so funny because they both star a funky white boy who loves his diverse family and is about to get a little political about it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Running Man and One Battle After Another coming out the same year is so funny because they both star a funky white boy who loves his diverse family and is about to get a little political about it.
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Every worker deserves a union!
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Every worker deserves a union!
This should not be controversial. Our sclerotic Constitution has empowered unpopular and corrupt elites for at least my entire lifetime.
Talking to my libbed out librarian aunt she thinks America needs a new constitution and every member of the Trump administration should be in jail
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This should not be controversial. Our sclerotic Constitution has empowered unpopular and corrupt elites for at least my entire lifetime.
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hey instead of reading and sharing some book that sucks by a woman in love with an insane corpse who neither deserves nor needs the coverage, why not instead buy and read MY book. due to me being normal simplicitybook.xyz
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
hey instead of reading and sharing some book that sucks by a woman in love with an insane corpse who neither deserves nor needs the coverage, why not instead buy and read MY book. due to me being normal simplicitybook.xyz
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This is basically someone reciting a catechism. It's not true, and it's not even really intended to be true. It's dogma. It's scripture. It's holy writ. It is self-justifying. It has nothing to do with observable reality.
Underrated aspect of killing the filibuster is making pundit hacks at Cook Political p-p-p-piss their pants
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This is basically someone reciting a catechism. It's not true, and it's not even really intended to be true. It's dogma. It's scripture. It's holy writ. It is self-justifying. It has nothing to do with observable reality.
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“People are coming for him just because he’s not woke. White male academics with centrist proclivities like Larry’s are being targeted like never before, and it has to stop or else we’ll soon have no economics departments nor AI advocates left to flood with funding as we cut the humanities.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“People are coming for him just because he’s not woke. White male academics with centrist proclivities like Larry’s are being targeted like never before, and it has to stop or else we’ll soon have no economics departments nor AI advocates left to flood with funding as we cut the humanities.”
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
Seems bad!
Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators
It’s useful for people of my generation to be reminded that this wasn’t that long ago. Ruby Bridges isn’t just still alive—she’s only 71, not ancient!
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Seems bad!
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If women are underrepresented in STEM, it's at least partly because men like this offer mentoring, then embarrass themselves by assuming their mentees must be into them, then decide the best solution is to cut ties, which sends the signal to other faculty that the mentee must not be good enough.
The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If women are underrepresented in STEM, it's at least partly because men like this offer mentoring, then embarrass themselves by assuming their mentees must be into them, then decide the best solution is to cut ties, which sends the signal to other faculty that the mentee must not be good enough.
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Humans need other human beings to survive. I'm sorry that this makes some people lose their shit but it's one of the key truths of life.
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Humans need other human beings to survive. I'm sorry that this makes some people lose their shit but it's one of the key truths of life.
Going from Lead singer of a Christian Ska Band to most sexiest man in America is an astounding accomplishment.
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Going from Lead singer of a Christian Ska Band to most sexiest man in America is an astounding accomplishment.
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Thesis: dominant fake “universalism”
Antithesis: identity politics
Synthesis: true universalism
Antithesis: identity politics
Synthesis: true universalism
‘Universal’ language often implicitly excludes all sorts of people. If you aren’t explicitly clear that all really means all, it probably doesn’t.
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Thesis: dominant fake “universalism”
Antithesis: identity politics
Synthesis: true universalism
Antithesis: identity politics
Synthesis: true universalism
Some liberals are ready to discard Larry Summers for his knowing, intimate association with the world's most famous pedophile. But they forget he's also anti-worker, sexist, elitist, and always wrong about the economy. Dems can't afford to lose this indispensable man.
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Some liberals are ready to discard Larry Summers for his knowing, intimate association with the world's most famous pedophile. But they forget he's also anti-worker, sexist, elitist, and always wrong about the economy. Dems can't afford to lose this indispensable man.
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Starbucks baristas are on strike and the No Kings Alliance stands with them. Don’t shop at Starbucks while workers fight for fair pay, better staffing, and an end to union-busting. Power belongs to the people who make this country run: nocontractnocoffee.org/#pledge #NoContractNoCoffee #NoKings
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Starbucks baristas are on strike and the No Kings Alliance stands with them. Don’t shop at Starbucks while workers fight for fair pay, better staffing, and an end to union-busting. Power belongs to the people who make this country run: nocontractnocoffee.org/#pledge #NoContractNoCoffee #NoKings
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There’s definitely a socialism of fools going on—men are being offered domination over women so that they won’t notice how brutally and sadistically they themselves are being dominated by the rich.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There’s definitely a socialism of fools going on—men are being offered domination over women so that they won’t notice how brutally and sadistically they themselves are being dominated by the rich.
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FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
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Authoritarianism can only succeed when democracy fails to deliver for working people.
Authoritarian parties can only succeed when the pro-democracy parties fail to fight for working people.
We need a new democracy and a new party system which can represent working people.
Authoritarian parties can only succeed when the pro-democracy parties fail to fight for working people.
We need a new democracy and a new party system which can represent working people.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Authoritarianism can only succeed when democracy fails to deliver for working people.
Authoritarian parties can only succeed when the pro-democracy parties fail to fight for working people.
We need a new democracy and a new party system which can represent working people.
Authoritarian parties can only succeed when the pro-democracy parties fail to fight for working people.
We need a new democracy and a new party system which can represent working people.
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BIG NEWS OUTTA PITTSBURGH 🔥
BREAKING: We won!
Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
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Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
BIG NEWS OUTTA PITTSBURGH 🔥
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I'm a SNAP recipient... for the last month I was tightening my belt, doing my best to eat cheaper and eating less so I'd have a little left over to help get me through when payments were cut. It was all for nothing. Fuck the dems who supported this.
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I'm a SNAP recipient... for the last month I was tightening my belt, doing my best to eat cheaper and eating less so I'd have a little left over to help get me through when payments were cut. It was all for nothing. Fuck the dems who supported this.
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the next dem needs to deal with the tech bros, starting with apple showing me the fsu score every week on the goddamned island nub thing
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
the next dem needs to deal with the tech bros, starting with apple showing me the fsu score every week on the goddamned island nub thing