Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg
@apostleofhank.bsky.social
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The only person born after 1995 who cares about hit sitcom Alf
She/her
The only person born after 1995 who cares about hit sitcom Alf
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The Peoria To Springfield Stomp, by Morgan W
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Hello Morgdawg Nation I have recorded an instrumental morganw.bandcamp.com/track/the-pe...
You learn a lot about a person by what they repost on Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
You learn a lot about a person by what they repost on Thanksgiving
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I mean the Browns could win out to get Bowl Eligible at 9-8.
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I mean the Browns could win out to get Bowl Eligible at 9-8.
Ok I'm a few drinks in but tonight but if there's anything or anyone I am thankful for this Thanksgiving it's gotta be @regimecpa.bsky.social and @regimecpa.bsky.social
For context, these 2 were the first friends I ever made when I moved to Chicago, they were genuinely excited to invite me out to
For context, these 2 were the first friends I ever made when I moved to Chicago, they were genuinely excited to invite me out to
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Ok I'm a few drinks in but tonight but if there's anything or anyone I am thankful for this Thanksgiving it's gotta be @regimecpa.bsky.social and @regimecpa.bsky.social
For context, these 2 were the first friends I ever made when I moved to Chicago, they were genuinely excited to invite me out to
For context, these 2 were the first friends I ever made when I moved to Chicago, they were genuinely excited to invite me out to
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The fucking Patriots or something are going to come out of the AFC and lose to the Rams by 100 points in the Super Bowl
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The fucking Patriots or something are going to come out of the AFC and lose to the Rams by 100 points in the Super Bowl
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
This cat has autism
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This cat has autism
Things I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving:
- Bisexuality (THE NOT REDDIT KIND)
- Friends :D
-Not having to deal with the existential threat of Kat becoming my rep
-Being able to do a somewhat ok Trump impersonation
- Bisexuality (THE NOT REDDIT KIND)
- Friends :D
-Not having to deal with the existential threat of Kat becoming my rep
-Being able to do a somewhat ok Trump impersonation
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Things I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving:
- Bisexuality (THE NOT REDDIT KIND)
- Friends :D
-Not having to deal with the existential threat of Kat becoming my rep
-Being able to do a somewhat ok Trump impersonation
- Bisexuality (THE NOT REDDIT KIND)
- Friends :D
-Not having to deal with the existential threat of Kat becoming my rep
-Being able to do a somewhat ok Trump impersonation
Upzoning my ass so I can fit an undercooked turkey in there
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Upzoning my ass so I can fit an undercooked turkey in there
Is It Cake? On Netflix has the most annoying host ever not even this mixed vodka Coke Zero won't make it good
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Is It Cake? On Netflix has the most annoying host ever not even this mixed vodka Coke Zero won't make it good
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People are making fun of this insane approach to cooking a turkey but that's super offensive to Kat's culture of twentysomethings, this kind of cooking is sacred to them
broke: overnight brine, roasting a turkey for hours, obsessively basting
woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
People are making fun of this insane approach to cooking a turkey but that's super offensive to Kat's culture of twentysomethings, this kind of cooking is sacred to them
You can tell we're all hanging out together for Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You can tell we're all hanging out together for Thanksgiving
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Big Recipe doesn't want you enjoying delicious medium rare turkey
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Big Recipe doesn't want you enjoying delicious medium rare turkey
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90 minutes and not even spatchcocked is crazy tbh
broke: overnight brine, roasting a turkey for hours, obsessively basting
woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
90 minutes and not even spatchcocked is crazy tbh
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Ngl this is hitting "Ted Cruz brisket" energy
broke: overnight brine, roasting a turkey for hours, obsessively basting
woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Ngl this is hitting "Ted Cruz brisket" energy
Katdawg that is not a good way to make a turkey
broke: overnight brine, roasting a turkey for hours, obsessively basting
woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Katdawg that is not a good way to make a turkey
@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social they got the woman version of you on this Netflix baking show
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social they got the woman version of you on this Netflix baking show
Oh Bluesky doesn't know this but I am one of the co creators of r/Chonkers
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Oh Bluesky doesn't know this but I am one of the co creators of r/Chonkers
REAL EATER ALERT! 🚨
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
REAL EATER ALERT! 🚨
@regimecpa.bsky.social and @regimepup.bsky.social making this keto Thanksgiving dinner oooooooh imma eat that shit up ooooooh
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
@regimecpa.bsky.social and @regimepup.bsky.social making this keto Thanksgiving dinner oooooooh imma eat that shit up ooooooh
Being trans is awesome because like I'll be having a good day look in the mirror once and see stubble and then its just like Vietnam flashback type shit
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Being trans is awesome because like I'll be having a good day look in the mirror once and see stubble and then its just like Vietnam flashback type shit
I don't think supply and demand is real because I supply many funny jokes to people I find hot but they don't demand to make out with me
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I don't think supply and demand is real because I supply many funny jokes to people I find hot but they don't demand to make out with me
Going to the Chicago gay function and when my friends in their 30s introduce me they just go "So yeah this is the 22 year old chudling we found on the street"
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Going to the Chicago gay function and when my friends in their 30s introduce me they just go "So yeah this is the 22 year old chudling we found on the street"
Friends giving? NO! Smirnoff and Waffle House Fight Compilation Giving
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Friends giving? NO! Smirnoff and Waffle House Fight Compilation Giving
So sad I wasn't able to go to poker tonight
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
So sad I wasn't able to go to poker tonight
Morgan if she was Swedish: Mjörgan
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Morgan if she was Swedish: Mjörgan
Upzoning my ass so I can fit more stuff up there
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Upzoning my ass so I can fit more stuff up there