Morg "Oh Fug A Gougar" Dawg
@apostleofhank.bsky.social
St Clouds finest poster
Oh fuuuuuuuug a gougar
She/her
Oh fuuuuuuuug a gougar
She/her
Pinned
The Peoria To Springfield Stomp, by Morgan W
track by Morgan W
morganw.bandcamp.com
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Accountants love coming to my dms. Asking me for philsophical quotes and mystical advice.
"Morgan, how do I get out of this mental rut I'm in"
"Hmmm, have sex with men, and drink beer"
"Thank you Morgan you are so wise"
"Morgan, how do I get out of this mental rut I'm in"
"Hmmm, have sex with men, and drink beer"
"Thank you Morgan you are so wise"
Im the accountant whisperer tbh accounts think I am funny shit
February 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Accountants love coming to my dms. Asking me for philsophical quotes and mystical advice.
"Morgan, how do I get out of this mental rut I'm in"
"Hmmm, have sex with men, and drink beer"
"Thank you Morgan you are so wise"
"Morgan, how do I get out of this mental rut I'm in"
"Hmmm, have sex with men, and drink beer"
"Thank you Morgan you are so wise"
Im the accountant whisperer tbh accounts think I am funny shit
February 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Im the accountant whisperer tbh accounts think I am funny shit
Reposted by Morg "Oh Fug A Gougar" Dawg
The Tribune Editorial Board says I’m “well to the left” of their preferences for the 9th District- but they’ve overlooked my communities and excluded our voices for years. They didn’t even invite me to meet with them!
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The Tribune Editorial Board says I’m “well to the left” of their preferences for the 9th District- but they’ve overlooked my communities and excluded our voices for years. They didn’t even invite me to meet with them!
Senate Republicans to Schumer after he complains that they broke the pinky promise to extend healthcare subsidies
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Senate Republicans to Schumer after he complains that they broke the pinky promise to extend healthcare subsidies
Guy who only became a sovereign citizen because he opposed open container laws
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Guy who only became a sovereign citizen because he opposed open container laws
This is because when Jesus heard "Har har har har har har har har har har" he also busted tbf
You know it’s Catholic canon that Jesus, when he was in the garden, saw every sin ever to be committed by mankind, and then still chose to sacrifice himself for humanity. Which means, he saw this shit, and still chose to go to the cross. Absolute GigaChad shit
Jeff Epstein jerked off to FNAF porn I just really can't believe that. Imagine hearing "Har har har har har har har har har har" and busting at a Chica jumpscare or some shit
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
This is because when Jesus heard "Har har har har har har har har har har" he also busted tbf
Jeff Epstein jerked off to FNAF porn I just really can't believe that. Imagine hearing "Har har har har har har har har har har" and busting at a Chica jumpscare or some shit
February 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Jeff Epstein jerked off to FNAF porn I just really can't believe that. Imagine hearing "Har har har har har har har har har har" and busting at a Chica jumpscare or some shit
When I was a teenager I jokingly wrote a Trump X Putin yaoi but it aged poorly because Putin is not a teenager so I don't think Trump would've been into it
February 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
When I was a teenager I jokingly wrote a Trump X Putin yaoi but it aged poorly because Putin is not a teenager so I don't think Trump would've been into it
Vegan Guy Fieri:
Restaurant owner: So this is our Bomb Burger it has real beef cheese and our special
Vegan Guy Fieri: Let me stop you there is there a vegan version?
Restaurant owner: No
Vegan Guy Fieri: Kill yourself?
Restaurant owner: So this is our Bomb Burger it has real beef cheese and our special
Vegan Guy Fieri: Let me stop you there is there a vegan version?
Restaurant owner: No
Vegan Guy Fieri: Kill yourself?
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Vegan Guy Fieri:
Restaurant owner: So this is our Bomb Burger it has real beef cheese and our special
Vegan Guy Fieri: Let me stop you there is there a vegan version?
Restaurant owner: No
Vegan Guy Fieri: Kill yourself?
Restaurant owner: So this is our Bomb Burger it has real beef cheese and our special
Vegan Guy Fieri: Let me stop you there is there a vegan version?
Restaurant owner: No
Vegan Guy Fieri: Kill yourself?
GET THIS MAN A SPACE hes a treasure he's driving me around in a Uhaul on Saturday because I'm a passenger princess who won't drive in Chicago DESPITE me accusing him of chaser behavior on a weekly basis
sooooooo if you're on the far northside of chicago and have an unused garage or a covered parking space deeded to you and don't mind me tinkering on a 2002 volkswagen i might be interested in renting that space from you
the guy i rent a parking space from is selling his space so i might be fucked lol!
February 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
GET THIS MAN A SPACE hes a treasure he's driving me around in a Uhaul on Saturday because I'm a passenger princess who won't drive in Chicago DESPITE me accusing him of chaser behavior on a weekly basis
Daddy's home
Don’t call it a comeback.
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Daddy's home
🚨 IMPORTANT 🚨 I teach Killer Sudoku
February 3, 2026 at 4:52 AM
🚨 IMPORTANT 🚨 I teach Killer Sudoku
I don't care that I don't live in Minnesota anymore I refuse to delete her
February 3, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I don't care that I don't live in Minnesota anymore I refuse to delete her
BEEN PRODUCTIVE TODAY
February 3, 2026 at 3:50 AM
BEEN PRODUCTIVE TODAY
My Flonase Claritin regimen to end the last of this sinus shit begins TONIGHT
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
My Flonase Claritin regimen to end the last of this sinus shit begins TONIGHT
Big fan of the Google Pixel
February 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Big fan of the Google Pixel
Oh hey the poll I filled out
If there is one thing I know about non-binary people, it is that they love Trump!
February 1, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Oh hey the poll I filled out
Call me a Dengist the way my asshole is a special economic zone dedicated to the free exchange of goods and services under a more capitalist approach
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Call me a Dengist the way my asshole is a special economic zone dedicated to the free exchange of goods and services under a more capitalist approach
I am no Klobuchar fan, but Lisa Demuth and Mike Lindell, the 2 leading GOP candidates for MN Governor, are both fascists who want to enable a federal occupation, and target minorities.
The MN GOP is a party of fascists and Quislings.
The MN GOP is a party of fascists and Quislings.
January 29, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I am no Klobuchar fan, but Lisa Demuth and Mike Lindell, the 2 leading GOP candidates for MN Governor, are both fascists who want to enable a federal occupation, and target minorities.
The MN GOP is a party of fascists and Quislings.
The MN GOP is a party of fascists and Quislings.
Everyone is 12 theory
fort nite bean league
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Everyone is 12 theory
Sorry
touchtunes vibes are fucked but it's very loud in here so it's a moot point
January 28, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Sorry
. @anomalo-caris.bsky.social is the transgender Larry David
January 28, 2026 at 4:14 AM
. @anomalo-caris.bsky.social is the transgender Larry David
January 28, 2026 at 3:28 AM
New Young Sheldon Character: Doug Normal, degenerate gambler
January 28, 2026 at 2:15 AM
New Young Sheldon Character: Doug Normal, degenerate gambler
I had a terrible hangover today
January 26, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I had a terrible hangover today