Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg
@apostleofhank.bsky.social
St Clouds finest poster
The only person born after 1995 who cares about hit sitcom Alf
She/her
The only person born after 1995 who cares about hit sitcom Alf
She/her
Pinned
The Peoria To Springfield Stomp, by Morgan W
track by Morgan W
morganw.bandcamp.com
Hello Morgdawg Nation I have recorded an instrumental morganw.bandcamp.com/track/the-pe...
I like having attention from pretty and handsome people
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I like having attention from pretty and handsome people
I got a new sweater I like :)
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I got a new sweater I like :)
Lumberjack has not posted in 8 hours something must be wrong
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Lumberjack has not posted in 8 hours something must be wrong
"Oooooh move to a red state ooooooh help liberals there" I like living in a place that won't harass me for being transgender though
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"Oooooh move to a red state ooooooh help liberals there" I like living in a place that won't harass me for being transgender though
The AP should collectively make the "Trans Women of Chicago" one of their voters for the Top 25
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The AP should collectively make the "Trans Women of Chicago" one of their voters for the Top 25
I wonder if anyone will even be at poker tonight
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I wonder if anyone will even be at poker tonight
BAMAS GOING TO ATLANTA BABY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROLL TIDE FUCKERS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AUBURNS A BITCH MADE TEAM FILLED WITH BITCHES WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
BAMAS GOING TO ATLANTA BABY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROLL TIDE FUCKERS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AUBURNS A BITCH MADE TEAM FILLED WITH BITCHES WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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craaazy FMK lineup
Autolabelling service that tells you if a poster needs a wellness check or if they are watching sport
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
craaazy FMK lineup
Auburn start shittin yo self again please
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Auburn start shittin yo self again please
Sweater On
Pants Off
Beer In Hand
It's Iron Bowl time
Pants Off
Beer In Hand
It's Iron Bowl time
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sweater On
Pants Off
Beer In Hand
It's Iron Bowl time
Pants Off
Beer In Hand
It's Iron Bowl time
Has a gender dysphoria crashout last night my b
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Has a gender dysphoria crashout last night my b
I'm gonna accidentally call someone mommy or daddy one day and that's OK
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I'm gonna accidentally call someone mommy or daddy one day and that's OK
Me: Damn why do I get gendered as a male all the time
My voice:
My voice:
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Me: Damn why do I get gendered as a male all the time
My voice:
My voice:
The next subreddit I'm making
r/AutisticChonkers
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The next subreddit I'm making
You learn a lot about a person by what they repost on Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
You learn a lot about a person by what they repost on Thanksgiving
Reposted by Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg
I mean the Browns could win out to get Bowl Eligible at 9-8.
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I mean the Browns could win out to get Bowl Eligible at 9-8.
Ok I'm a few drinks in but tonight but if there's anything or anyone I am thankful for this Thanksgiving it's gotta be @regimecpa.bsky.social and @regimecpa.bsky.social
For context, these 2 were the first friends I ever made when I moved to Chicago, they were genuinely excited to invite me out to
For context, these 2 were the first friends I ever made when I moved to Chicago, they were genuinely excited to invite me out to
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Ok I'm a few drinks in but tonight but if there's anything or anyone I am thankful for this Thanksgiving it's gotta be @regimecpa.bsky.social and @regimecpa.bsky.social
For context, these 2 were the first friends I ever made when I moved to Chicago, they were genuinely excited to invite me out to
For context, these 2 were the first friends I ever made when I moved to Chicago, they were genuinely excited to invite me out to
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The fucking Patriots or something are going to come out of the AFC and lose to the Rams by 100 points in the Super Bowl
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The fucking Patriots or something are going to come out of the AFC and lose to the Rams by 100 points in the Super Bowl
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
This cat has autism
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This cat has autism
Things I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving:
- Bisexuality (THE NOT REDDIT KIND)
- Friends :D
-Not having to deal with the existential threat of Kat becoming my rep
-Being able to do a somewhat ok Trump impersonation
- Bisexuality (THE NOT REDDIT KIND)
- Friends :D
-Not having to deal with the existential threat of Kat becoming my rep
-Being able to do a somewhat ok Trump impersonation
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Things I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving:
- Bisexuality (THE NOT REDDIT KIND)
- Friends :D
-Not having to deal with the existential threat of Kat becoming my rep
-Being able to do a somewhat ok Trump impersonation
- Bisexuality (THE NOT REDDIT KIND)
- Friends :D
-Not having to deal with the existential threat of Kat becoming my rep
-Being able to do a somewhat ok Trump impersonation
Upzoning my ass so I can fit an undercooked turkey in there
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Upzoning my ass so I can fit an undercooked turkey in there
Is It Cake? On Netflix has the most annoying host ever not even this mixed vodka Coke Zero won't make it good
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Is It Cake? On Netflix has the most annoying host ever not even this mixed vodka Coke Zero won't make it good
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People are making fun of this insane approach to cooking a turkey but that's super offensive to Kat's culture of twentysomethings, this kind of cooking is sacred to them
broke: overnight brine, roasting a turkey for hours, obsessively basting
woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
People are making fun of this insane approach to cooking a turkey but that's super offensive to Kat's culture of twentysomethings, this kind of cooking is sacred to them
You can tell we're all hanging out together for Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You can tell we're all hanging out together for Thanksgiving