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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg
@apostleofhank.bsky.social
St Clouds finest poster

The only person born after 1995 who cares about hit sitcom Alf

She/her
Realistically I'm just bullying you cause you hot in the same way a middle schooler bullies their crush because they don't know how to process those feelings
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
❤️❤️❤️
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
No you're a gay catboy now
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social I'm still angry about the loss on Sunday so you gonna get my wrath some more
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Wait FUCK accidentally pinged CPA twice @regimepup.bsky.social is the other person
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Ever met. Give em a follow, show em some support, because there's nobody like em. Love you 2 to death. Thanks for everything you've done for me this past year and a half, and I really hope we have many more years as friends together. You two genuinely mean the world to me ❤️❤️❤️
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Transphobia with my own family but these 2 have really shown me that family doesn't have to be blood. I joke about them being my gay uncles but in a genuine sense they are like my uncles in a lot of ways.

What I'm really trying to say is that these 2 are some of the best, most kind, people I've
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Giving me food, or just giving me stuff to do when I can't really afford to go out. They also have offered to help me out should any emergency arise and I know we have each other's backs should shit go wrong.

I have a weird relationship with a lot of my family, whether that be family drama or
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Poker after I first moved here, and since then we've been extremely close. Most major holidays have been spent with them, we frequently hangout and go out, and are always just chatting or joking around.

In addition, these 2 have offered me a lot of help when I've been tight on cash in terms of
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Teehee
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Im making fun of her for being autistic not fat
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Charlie Chode Cheated on by Chudded Chicken Tendy Chef
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Oh that's what people say about me in bed
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Reposted by Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg
Big Recipe doesn't want you enjoying delicious medium rare turkey
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM