eggnog slut
@deus01.bsky.social
crushing white monster for maximum wokeness
Yeah I'm a long term investor betting on 0dte options instead
Congratulations, you just invented betting on coin flips (but let's call it 'investing', it sounds cooler)
February 14, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Yeah I'm a long term investor betting on 0dte options instead
solid middle class tax cut for struggling families not even making $600k
February 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
solid middle class tax cut for struggling families not even making $600k
Universal healthcare includes forcibly vaccinating your kids
February 13, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Universal healthcare includes forcibly vaccinating your kids
I am saving so much money by drinking an unreasonable number of cortados at home
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I am saving so much money by drinking an unreasonable number of cortados at home
Using AI to help me become 10x more productive at slacking off
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Using AI to help me become 10x more productive at slacking off
oh so it's illegal for a girl on the internet to like you now?
This was in the news cycle, everyone covered it, no one saw it
Barron Trump’s Long-Distance Girlfriend Used Disappearing Messages, Spoke Russian, and Was Dating Another Russian
Somewhere a retired CIA case officer is screaming into a pillow.
oddnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
oh so it's illegal for a girl on the internet to like you now?
> wake up after bad sleep and feel like shit
> check my garmin to see if I feel like shit
> check my garmin to see if I feel like shit
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
> wake up after bad sleep and feel like shit
> check my garmin to see if I feel like shit
> check my garmin to see if I feel like shit
15% tariffs are no big deal which is why Dems can add a 15% VAT in 2029
Fed's Miran: The world is coming around to the idea that tariffs are more benign than thought.
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
15% tariffs are no big deal which is why Dems can add a 15% VAT in 2029
2026's fashion trend is derelicte
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
2026's fashion trend is derelicte
I cannot wait for the "Will Jesus Christ return odds going above 5%" rigging scandal chat logs to be released in 2031
February 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I cannot wait for the "Will Jesus Christ return odds going above 5%" rigging scandal chat logs to be released in 2031
It's tough being a middle class ($800k income) family these days
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
It's tough being a middle class ($800k income) family these days
I guess all latino kids look the same to you people huh
A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...
February 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I guess all latino kids look the same to you people huh
Reposted by eggnog slut
I don’t really know what’s happening right now but I know the worst people in the world are being deeply triggered and, frankly, that’s enough for me
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I don’t really know what’s happening right now but I know the worst people in the world are being deeply triggered and, frankly, that’s enough for me
ready to kick back with a nice ice cold lacroix
February 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
ready to kick back with a nice ice cold lacroix
prediction markets ^2
truly efficiently providing future information
truly efficiently providing future information
February 8, 2026 at 9:39 PM
prediction markets ^2
truly efficiently providing future information
truly efficiently providing future information
It's actually kinda nice out
February 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
It's actually kinda nice out
we need to do something about the affordability crisis in this city
February 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
we need to do something about the affordability crisis in this city
good thing people were into crypto for the tech
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
good thing people were into crypto for the tech
We just need all your spending but we're gonna make your rewards even worse
February 5, 2026 at 1:56 PM
We just need all your spending but we're gonna make your rewards even worse
just ask gork how ur baby is doin
Dr Oz: "Alabama has no OBGYNs in many of their counties, so they're doing something pretty cool. They're actually having robots do ultrasounds on these pregnant moms."
February 4, 2026 at 10:23 PM
just ask gork how ur baby is doin
Time to abolish ICE and replace them with an organization that deports everyone who walks too slow
February 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Time to abolish ICE and replace them with an organization that deports everyone who walks too slow
