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Insanitease
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Fully grown, random,monster idea generating machine.
The United States has about 6 months to live.
February 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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late night news:
The Trump administration has just told a federal judge in a court filing that it will not comply with the court's order to resume funding for
USAID and State Department foreign assistance.

It’s happening. They are solidifying the coup we are running out of time to stop them.
February 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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look, if you don’t trust the geniuses behind businesses that go bankrupt, rockets that explode, and cars that kill people, who can you trust
February 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
America is now the enemy of the free world. Trump has killed our democracy in one month. If he is not dragged from the White House in chains, then we have a monarchy.
February 19, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Me: Don’t look now but I think we’re being followed.

Her: Did you forget that we’re towing an RV?

Me: *weaving wildly* Christ, I can’t shake ‘em.
February 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I’ve never seen disappointment like when the waiter heard my Velcro wallet open up
February 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
How can we listen to a fool bitch about government spending when we can't even see his taxes? Or know how his family made billions last term?
February 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Those "free hugs" people sure do get upset when you ask them what $20 will get you.
February 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Me: *shaking maracas wildly*

Interviewer: I meant how do you handle stress at work?

Me: *shakes maracas more wildly*
February 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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the adventures of the nut-punching assassin and her beloved trans and gay henchmen
February 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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*gently cradling your face in my hands* kiddo, you’re not right in the ol’ noodle
January 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Using the formal usted when requesting that you suck my dick
January 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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a discarded, broken roomba arrives at the dump… only to be welcomed by the very refuse and dirt it helped put there

“we been waitin for ya” a dustball says, menacingly
January 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Baldwin: He ran on lowering costs for hardworking families. The image at that inauguration—of him putting billionaires up there—shows who he’s going to be beholden to and who he’s going to be fighting for, especially when it comes to tax legislation.
January 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We now live in a fascist oligarchy and no one is lifting a finger to stop it.
January 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Woohoo!!! Buckeyes National champs!
January 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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In the 70’s, men grew their sideburns long enough to shelter orphaned fawns. Women stropped jello knives on their leather chaps. It was all so bitchin. Kids smoked Winstons and our ashtrays were shaped like livers. Everything was the color of Burger King
January 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Turned the news on for the first time in 2 months and the very first thing I heard was a guy saying how we have to refrain from burning bridges with those who disagree with us and then I pulled a hammy throwing the radio off of a high bridge
January 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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"I'm flabbergasted that Hegseth was not able to answer a very simple question, and that especially since he actually mentioned the importance of the Indo-Pacific in his opening statement," said Duckworth, herself a disabled veteran and the only senator of southeast Asian descent.
January 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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"Gulf of Daddy Didn't Love Me"
January 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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There’s a reason McDonald’s never
had a sirloin sandwich on its menu.

It would have been a McSteak.
January 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Reposting is so much easier than posting
January 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Khloe Kardashian is smack talking LA Mayor Karen Bass over the wildfires.

In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought.

Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit.

IN ONE MONTH.

Bish needs to sit TF down.
January 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Thought I had a heart attack yesterday. After blood tests,stress test,and ultrasound, I found out I'm just very disappointed.
January 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM