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I'm into BTS and ass whooping, and BTS is FREE. she/her.

https://kickthebeat.carrd.co/
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NBA: Knicks/wherever Russ is
NFL: absolutely not
NHL: is there a team NOT harboring a sex pest?! THAT ONE. is it Vegas?
College: UNC
MLB: YANKEES accidental capslock but it's approp, I'm leaving it
WNBA: ALL OF THEM Mercury and Aces
EPL: City
NWSL: Courage I GUESS
MLS: Charlotte FC
NBA: Wherever Jrue Holiday is
NFL: Wherever Xavier Legette is
NHL: Gritty (RIP Atlanta Thrashers)
College: South Carolina Gamecocks forever
MLB: Braves and Phillies (i'm an enigma)
WNBA: Aces (or wherever A'ja Wilson is)
Soccer: I don't know her
NBA: Magic
NFL: Jaguars
NHL: Panthers
College: UCF
MLB: Braves
WNBA: Dream
Soccer: Fulham
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I was looking at protest photos from NC and if this isn’t the shadiest, most southern ass sign… I love you, Durham!
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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This is a production.

10/10 😭😭😭

THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I continue to be jealous my dog cannot read
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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here it is, the archived link for @hels.bsky.social 's cold oven turkey that I make every Thanksgiving

web.archive.org/web/20201117...
Issue #14: Cold-Oven Thanksgiving Turkey
= Hello! I recently tweeted a bare-bones method for roasting a perfect Thanksgiving turkey in a cold oven, and many people had lots of questions. =
web.archive.org
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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this meeting could have been a blessed silence
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Finally, Magic the Gathering quit congress.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
this sweetheart is in Durham so if any of my local NC darlings are interested or could even just share this, it would be lovely, this looks like a darling BABY
Sos: urgent plea!!! If you are someone you know has been considering adopting a dog and you have patience and love to give, please, please, please consider this sweet boy.
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Sos: urgent plea!!! If you are someone you know has been considering adopting a dog and you have patience and love to give, please, please, please consider this sweet boy.
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
babes, this is the fucking dream
MS. BethAnn!!! Come on!!!
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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with all due respect to danny green, i would like the cavs to stay nice
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
someone in this house is extremely congested and singing Just Around The Booger Bend ~~~~ and it is not me
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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In Raleigh...
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I cosign every single word of this

anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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The thing is… old white men love to talk about themselves

You don’t have to sleep with them
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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You should start with _Hild_ and you should then read _Menewood_. strangehorizons.com/wordpress/no...
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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this should really be illegal!
Child marriage is heinous, but one thing I never see brought up in those discussions is that if you are under 18, you cannot file for divorce. If you are under 18 and married to an adult, they are your legal guardian and make decisions for you. That is not a partnership.
Most Minors Who Are Married Can't File for Divorce — Even if They Want To
The final installment of Wedlocked, our series about child marriage in the U.S., explores divorce.
www.teenvogue.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I have read Hild, but I'm currently a few hours into the audiobook and it is spectacular, everyone should read Hild.
OTD in 680 CE Hild of Whitby died. Ever year I celebrate. This year by a) showing off my fabulous, specially commissioned snakestone cast in silver to wear as a lapel pin, silver jacket pin cast in silver, and her death
b) my imagined version of her grave marker
Celebrating Hild
On this day in 680 CE Hild of Whitby, patron saint of learning and culture (including poetry) died. I mark her feast day because she marked my life, and my writing, indelibly.
nicolagriffith.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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nothing has ever felt more “For the Girls, the Gays and the Theys” than this casting, I have been dying to watch this for so long
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!

www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Every delay is a life saved.
From a reddit post discussing ICE moving into Charlotte
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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well, today i learned.
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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