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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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*defunctland voice*
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will let the AI platform use its characters to make social-media videos.
Disney to Invest $1 Billion in OpenAI, License Characters for Use in ChatGPT, Sora
The three-year licensing deal will let users generate videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar characters.
on.wsj.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
*defunctland voice*
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
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What Would Mr. Hands Think About All This
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
What Would Mr. Hands Think About All This
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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One of the things that has made entering new cards easier for @scryfall.com for the past year has been that the new WOTC galleries exposed card data on the back-end such that we could programmatically access it.
With the full reveal of TLA, they've removed that data.
I feel absolutely crushed.
With the full reveal of TLA, they've removed that data.
I feel absolutely crushed.
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
One of the things that has made entering new cards easier for @scryfall.com for the past year has been that the new WOTC galleries exposed card data on the back-end such that we could programmatically access it.
With the full reveal of TLA, they've removed that data.
I feel absolutely crushed.
With the full reveal of TLA, they've removed that data.
I feel absolutely crushed.
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Just randomly scrolling through the Steam release calendar trying to see if there's anything else I've missed, and...
Y'know what, I gotta give props to a title that gave me pause for a second, just to process it.
Y'know what, I gotta give props to a title that gave me pause for a second, just to process it.
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Just randomly scrolling through the Steam release calendar trying to see if there's anything else I've missed, and...
Y'know what, I gotta give props to a title that gave me pause for a second, just to process it.
Y'know what, I gotta give props to a title that gave me pause for a second, just to process it.
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When people ask me to rank the top 10 teams right now
October 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
When people ask me to rank the top 10 teams right now
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
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It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
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Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
September 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
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Thank you YouTube for your incredibly accurate AI comment section summaries.
August 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Thank you YouTube for your incredibly accurate AI comment section summaries.
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i like how fantasy card games are like this
August 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i like how fantasy card games are like this
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as if there was room for any doubt i think randomly spawning on the white house roof this morning is enough for us to declare this the garry's mod presidency
August 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
as if there was room for any doubt i think randomly spawning on the white house roof this morning is enough for us to declare this the garry's mod presidency
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Heartwarming: payment processors help thousands in the LGBTQ+ community get over their phone anxiety
August 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Heartwarming: payment processors help thousands in the LGBTQ+ community get over their phone anxiety
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"Sony sues Tencent for allegedly ripping off 'Horizon' video games"
Well alright but surely it can't be that blata— lmao
Well alright but surely it can't be that blata— lmao
July 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Sony sues Tencent for allegedly ripping off 'Horizon' video games"
Well alright but surely it can't be that blata— lmao
Well alright but surely it can't be that blata— lmao
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Oh important MTG tech
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
July 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Oh important MTG tech
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
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Lol I've been drinking this juice for a whole year and today I actually read the label and went...
wait a minute... "keitto" isn't the word they use for juice.....
wait a minute... "keitto" isn't the word they use for juice.....
May 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Lol I've been drinking this juice for a whole year and today I actually read the label and went...
wait a minute... "keitto" isn't the word they use for juice.....
wait a minute... "keitto" isn't the word they use for juice.....
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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hardest shit of the life
May 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
hardest shit of the life