Zorak
@zorak.bsky.social
Tremendous science and anime nerd.
scryfall, random card talkin, tangible human skull
scryfall, random card talkin, tangible human skull
Grinch's ultimatum
YouTube video by PilotRedSun
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December 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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You can now change Scryfall's default for what print is displayed when viewing cards. That's available in your user preferences: scryfall.com/settings/pre...
December 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You can now change Scryfall's default for what print is displayed when viewing cards. That's available in your user preferences: scryfall.com/settings/pre...
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a very intangible chiaroscuro, which refuses to be speed painted. 30ish mins
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
a very intangible chiaroscuro, which refuses to be speed painted. 30ish mins
o:"-1/-1"
323 Magic cards found where the text includes “-1/-1”
scryfall.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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when the server delivers breadsticks to the table
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
when the server delivers breadsticks to the table
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repost if you’ve had your coffee now and you
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
repost if you’ve had your coffee now and you
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December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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You can now search by preferring, or not preferring, Universes Beyond:
• prefer:ub (or prefer:universebeyond) tries to find UB prints for each matching card, but will show non-UB prints if no UB prints match for that card.
• prefer:notub (or prefer:notuniversesbeyond) tries to find non-UB prints.
• prefer:ub (or prefer:universebeyond) tries to find UB prints for each matching card, but will show non-UB prints if no UB prints match for that card.
• prefer:notub (or prefer:notuniversesbeyond) tries to find non-UB prints.
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You can now search by preferring, or not preferring, Universes Beyond:
• prefer:ub (or prefer:universebeyond) tries to find UB prints for each matching card, but will show non-UB prints if no UB prints match for that card.
• prefer:notub (or prefer:notuniversesbeyond) tries to find non-UB prints.
• prefer:ub (or prefer:universebeyond) tries to find UB prints for each matching card, but will show non-UB prints if no UB prints match for that card.
• prefer:notub (or prefer:notuniversesbeyond) tries to find non-UB prints.
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You now have the option to search by date:now (or date:today). Searches are cached, so this won't be an exact-this-second thing, but it'll be true to within the last few hours.
Here's a search for cards that have a release date sometime today or in the future:
scryfall.com/search?q=dat...
Here's a search for cards that have a release date sometime today or in the future:
scryfall.com/search?q=dat...
date>=now
138 Magic cards found where the date is greater than or equal to now
scryfall.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
You now have the option to search by date:now (or date:today). Searches are cached, so this won't be an exact-this-second thing, but it'll be true to within the last few hours.
Here's a search for cards that have a release date sometime today or in the future:
scryfall.com/search?q=dat...
Here's a search for cards that have a release date sometime today or in the future:
scryfall.com/search?q=dat...
The siege update for Dwarf Fortress is the coolest goddamn thing. The fact that invaders now react to killing-fields and will start building or digging to bypass defenses is so cool.
Bolt throwers are probably a bit overtuned, since you can basically create machine gun emplacements buuut
Bolt throwers are probably a bit overtuned, since you can basically create machine gun emplacements buuut
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The siege update for Dwarf Fortress is the coolest goddamn thing. The fact that invaders now react to killing-fields and will start building or digging to bypass defenses is so cool.
Bolt throwers are probably a bit overtuned, since you can basically create machine gun emplacements buuut
Bolt throwers are probably a bit overtuned, since you can basically create machine gun emplacements buuut
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votoms announcer: all humans desires a delicious meal, and many think pizza the answer. little do they know that sometimes the pizza is too hot for them, and it burns their mouth.
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
November 17, 2024 at 5:18 AM
votoms announcer: all humans desires a delicious meal, and many think pizza the answer. little do they know that sometimes the pizza is too hot for them, and it burns their mouth.
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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ca-li-forn-ia girls we're ｉｎｔａｎｇｉｂｌｅ
ｈｕｍａｎ ｓｋｕｌｌ biｓｃｒｅａｍ nis on top
ｂｅｔｔｉｓｃｏｍｂｅ represent nowｒｅｖｅｒｂｅｒａｔｅ
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
ｈｕｍａｎ ｓｋｕｌｌ biｓｃｒｅａｍ nis on top
ｂｅｔｔｉｓｃｏｍｂｅ represent nowｒｅｖｅｒｂｅｒａｔｅ
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
ca-li-forn-ia girls we're ｉｎｔａｎｇｉｂｌｅ
ｈｕｍａｎ ｓｋｕｌｌ biｓｃｒｅａｍ nis on top
ｂｅｔｔｉｓｃｏｍｂｅ represent nowｒｅｖｅｒｂｅｒａｔｅ
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
ｈｕｍａｎ ｓｋｕｌｌ biｓｃｒｅａｍ nis on top
ｂｅｔｔｉｓｃｏｍｂｅ represent nowｒｅｖｅｒｂｅｒａｔｅ
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
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I'm not going to form an opinion on the new Metroid Prime until it's out and I can take it in with full context, but if it turns out that Nintendo for like the third time forgot the tone of Metroid? It'll be very funny.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm not going to form an opinion on the new Metroid Prime until it's out and I can take it in with full context, but if it turns out that Nintendo for like the third time forgot the tone of Metroid? It'll be very funny.
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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One of the things that has made entering new cards easier for @scryfall.com for the past year has been that the new WOTC galleries exposed card data on the back-end such that we could programmatically access it.
With the full reveal of TLA, they've removed that data.
I feel absolutely crushed.
With the full reveal of TLA, they've removed that data.
I feel absolutely crushed.
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
One of the things that has made entering new cards easier for @scryfall.com for the past year has been that the new WOTC galleries exposed card data on the back-end such that we could programmatically access it.
With the full reveal of TLA, they've removed that data.
I feel absolutely crushed.
With the full reveal of TLA, they've removed that data.
I feel absolutely crushed.