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The only way this could possibly be good is Taika Watiti directing, have it starring Chris Hemsworth as Gaston, Rhys Darby as LeFou, and make it a subversive takedown of alpha male culture.
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The only way this could possibly be good is Taika Watiti directing, have it starring Chris Hemsworth as Gaston, Rhys Darby as LeFou, and make it a subversive takedown of alpha male culture.
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I can't afford steak and my kids have been home all week after they closed the school because of a measles outbreak. But at least now there's nobody kneeling at the beginning of the football games that I don't watch.
December 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I can't afford steak and my kids have been home all week after they closed the school because of a measles outbreak. But at least now there's nobody kneeling at the beginning of the football games that I don't watch.
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I lost my job, my water is contaminated, and I was held by ICE for a month even though I am an American citizen. But at least now I know that Harvard will have to have a Conservative Studies department.
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I lost my job, my water is contaminated, and I was held by ICE for a month even though I am an American citizen. But at least now I know that Harvard will have to have a Conservative Studies department.
“Pride is an abomination, Charlie Brown. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.” - Ace Ventura
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a fine place and worth fighting for”, Charlie Brown. I agree with the second part.
They don't make Sunday, Charlie Brown. Because of God.
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
“Pride is an abomination, Charlie Brown. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.” - Ace Ventura
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trump asking zohran about universal free childcare
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
trump asking zohran about universal free childcare
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Karoline Leavitt is the Eva Braun among the Housewives of the Fourth Reich.
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Karoline Leavitt is the Eva Braun among the Housewives of the Fourth Reich.
Can’t wait to hear Megyn Kelly‘s hot take and finger on the pulse justification of beheadings.
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Can’t wait to hear Megyn Kelly‘s hot take and finger on the pulse justification of beheadings.
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you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit
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Pastors arrested and shot with chemical weapons by secret police every single week.
Take a good, long look.
Let it sink in.
This is Trump’s America.
Take a good, long look.
Let it sink in.
This is Trump’s America.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Pastors arrested and shot with chemical weapons by secret police every single week.
Take a good, long look.
Let it sink in.
This is Trump’s America.
Take a good, long look.
Let it sink in.
This is Trump’s America.
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Cull the Democratic Party. Systematically chip away all the weak, corporate centrists and corrupt, gutless elected officials who refuse to fight and instead suck at the teat of the oligarchy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Cull the Democratic Party. Systematically chip away all the weak, corporate centrists and corrupt, gutless elected officials who refuse to fight and instead suck at the teat of the oligarchy.
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“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
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Dear New York, at the very least, please give wonderful Democratic Socialist Mamdani a massive landslide victory so that he has a mandate.
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Dear New York, at the very least, please give wonderful Democratic Socialist Mamdani a massive landslide victory so that he has a mandate.
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When did making kids go hungry become a Christian value?
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
When did making kids go hungry become a Christian value?
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I knocked out a Substack about the latest Conservative Party newsletter, I'm so angry.
The local Democratic Party led by Bello and Morelle is fundamentally corrupt to not call this out. They are cynical and hypocritical, and have no respect for voters.
rachbarnhart.substack.com/p/mccann-bax...
The local Democratic Party led by Bello and Morelle is fundamentally corrupt to not call this out. They are cynical and hypocritical, and have no respect for voters.
rachbarnhart.substack.com/p/mccann-bax...
October 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I knocked out a Substack about the latest Conservative Party newsletter, I'm so angry.
The local Democratic Party led by Bello and Morelle is fundamentally corrupt to not call this out. They are cynical and hypocritical, and have no respect for voters.
rachbarnhart.substack.com/p/mccann-bax...
The local Democratic Party led by Bello and Morelle is fundamentally corrupt to not call this out. They are cynical and hypocritical, and have no respect for voters.
rachbarnhart.substack.com/p/mccann-bax...
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“How DARE Cracker Barrel change their logo 😡🤬😡🤬 I’ll never eat there again!”
“Destroy the White House harder, daddy 🥵🤤”
“Destroy the White House harder, daddy 🥵🤤”
October 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“How DARE Cracker Barrel change their logo 😡🤬😡🤬 I’ll never eat there again!”
“Destroy the White House harder, daddy 🥵🤤”
“Destroy the White House harder, daddy 🥵🤤”
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It is a very short step from the military killing alleged drug traffickers off the coast of Venezuela to the military, ICE, or others killing people inside the US for crimes, real or imagined, as directed by the president.
October 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It is a very short step from the military killing alleged drug traffickers off the coast of Venezuela to the military, ICE, or others killing people inside the US for crimes, real or imagined, as directed by the president.
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A consistent thing about Trumpists in power is how they want everyone else to believe that people only do things for money
Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."
October 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A consistent thing about Trumpists in power is how they want everyone else to believe that people only do things for money
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This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States.
Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
October 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States.
Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
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This is an exact encapsulation of why I moved to Bluesky.
No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.
No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.
October 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
This is an exact encapsulation of why I moved to Bluesky.
No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.
No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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These are all people who wanted to kill their enemies before Charlie Kirk was shot, are more vocal about it now, and will keep lusting for it long after Charlie Kirk has been buried. Today’s biggest event could have been a dog farting and they would have reacted by wanting you dead.
September 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
These are all people who wanted to kill their enemies before Charlie Kirk was shot, are more vocal about it now, and will keep lusting for it long after Charlie Kirk has been buried. Today’s biggest event could have been a dog farting and they would have reacted by wanting you dead.
I am an academic studying horticulture, specifically the production of pepper plants; a shishito intellectual if you will.
I'm an academic in a buckskin jacket; a suedo intellectual if you will.
August 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I am an academic studying horticulture, specifically the production of pepper plants; a shishito intellectual if you will.
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Will Emmanuel Clase beat the charges, or will he be suspended for the remainder of the season? Lock in your prediction on Fanduel, official betting partner of MLB and the Cleveland Guardians. Use promo code CLASEACT to get $15 off your first bet.
July 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Will Emmanuel Clase beat the charges, or will he be suspended for the remainder of the season? Lock in your prediction on Fanduel, official betting partner of MLB and the Cleveland Guardians. Use promo code CLASEACT to get $15 off your first bet.
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Air Bud Returns...
FROM THE DEAD.
After twenty years in the ground, raised by the forces of darkness, this golden retriever will show them all that there is no rule preventing an undead dog from playing basketball.
WITH YOUR SKULLS
FROM THE DEAD.
After twenty years in the ground, raised by the forces of darkness, this golden retriever will show them all that there is no rule preventing an undead dog from playing basketball.
WITH YOUR SKULLS
July 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Air Bud Returns...
FROM THE DEAD.
After twenty years in the ground, raised by the forces of darkness, this golden retriever will show them all that there is no rule preventing an undead dog from playing basketball.
WITH YOUR SKULLS
FROM THE DEAD.
After twenty years in the ground, raised by the forces of darkness, this golden retriever will show them all that there is no rule preventing an undead dog from playing basketball.
WITH YOUR SKULLS