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Please don’t parade on my rain.
he/it/bag of dirty sox
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he/it/bag of dirty sox
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That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis
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Pinned
Fluke, marlin, krill.
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Can't wait to see what kind of extra unhealthy coping mechanisms I'll develop to make it through the holidays
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Can't wait to see what kind of extra unhealthy coping mechanisms I'll develop to make it through the holidays
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become unspeakable
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
become unspeakable
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how it feels to live in 2025
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
how it feels to live in 2025
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
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They should spell read like reed and read like redd. Nah wait - other way round maybe
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
They should spell read like reed and read like redd. Nah wait - other way round maybe
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All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
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Vividly hypnagogically hallucinating an emphatic sort of high-pitched Churchill-type character telling me I already know how to exhale attached entities from my body over my white noise
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Vividly hypnagogically hallucinating an emphatic sort of high-pitched Churchill-type character telling me I already know how to exhale attached entities from my body over my white noise
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JFC. Who turned the Batshit Signal on?
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
JFC. Who turned the Batshit Signal on?
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I want to be a beautiful as the girl in the painting. You know the one. The naked chick riding a clam shell
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I want to be a beautiful as the girl in the painting. You know the one. The naked chick riding a clam shell
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Stupid posts incoming
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Stupid posts incoming
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if the worm you paid for falls off the hook do you get a rebait
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
if the worm you paid for falls off the hook do you get a rebait
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If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
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Paint me like one of your melting watches.
January 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Paint me like one of your melting watches.
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Imagine a cobra out in the wild, starving and pissed, then he hears a flute and goes, "Damn, that’s my jam!"
November 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Imagine a cobra out in the wild, starving and pissed, then he hears a flute and goes, "Damn, that’s my jam!"
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What if Banksy painted on the Wonderwall?
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 AM
What if Banksy painted on the Wonderwall?
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I am not afraid of dead people, I am afraid of living ones.
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I am not afraid of dead people, I am afraid of living ones.
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I am a full-time procrastinator.
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I am a full-time procrastinator.
Share a TV series from the 1960s you love
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Share a TV series from the 1960s you love
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Imagine hating me and I’m just sitting here trying to come up with an original riff on the “imagine hating me” jokes and failing miserably.
January 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Imagine hating me and I’m just sitting here trying to come up with an original riff on the “imagine hating me” jokes and failing miserably.
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Searching through my Gallery for that perfect sacrilegious image from 2018 that I wanted to use today.
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Searching through my Gallery for that perfect sacrilegious image from 2018 that I wanted to use today.
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Ruin Christmas for giant corporations by making 26 December the new Black Friday this year.
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ruin Christmas for giant corporations by making 26 December the new Black Friday this year.
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Scientists came to this conclusion after NASA's Juno spacecraft captured images of Io taking off its dowdy glasses and shaking out its thick, lustrous hair.
Jupiter's volcanic moon Io may be hundreds of times hotter than scientists thought
Jupiter's volcanic moon Io may be hundreds of times hotter than scientists thought
www.space.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Scientists came to this conclusion after NASA's Juno spacecraft captured images of Io taking off its dowdy glasses and shaking out its thick, lustrous hair.
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You can take my breath away, but please give my nose back
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
You can take my breath away, but please give my nose back
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leaving a trail of stock options to lead senate dems onto the ice floe and then sending them out to sea
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
leaving a trail of stock options to lead senate dems onto the ice floe and then sending them out to sea
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One of the ways to tell that a glass is clean is that it never crosses your mind that there might still be some blood in it
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
One of the ways to tell that a glass is clean is that it never crosses your mind that there might still be some blood in it
Oh crap this whole time I thought when I hit that square-ish icon it said “Report” now I’m going to have to go back and redo everything.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Oh crap this whole time I thought when I hit that square-ish icon it said “Report” now I’m going to have to go back and redo everything.