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Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
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well that answers literally my only question
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August 14, 2024 at 4:36 PM
well that answers literally my only question
Five popes took the name Sixtus, but there was never a Sixtus VI. Can't believe five dudes went to the effort of setting up the bit and no one ever followed through.
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Five popes took the name Sixtus, but there was never a Sixtus VI. Can't believe five dudes went to the effort of setting up the bit and no one ever followed through.
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It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.
October 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM
It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.
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Look what we have here then.
September 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Look what we have here then.
everyone started saying labubu a few hours ago and I have no idea what's happening
August 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
everyone started saying labubu a few hours ago and I have no idea what's happening
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I would listen to this album all day
July 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I would listen to this album all day
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why are we doing age verification? we're all 38
July 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
why are we doing age verification? we're all 38
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
the man just cannot miss
June 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
the man just cannot miss
no one ever got fired for adding more blades to a razor
May 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
no one ever got fired for adding more blades to a razor
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Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story?
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
May 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story?
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
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who decided that interfaces should show shit like "3 days ago" instead of the actual date and time that an event occurred because i want to fucking murder them
May 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
who decided that interfaces should show shit like "3 days ago" instead of the actual date and time that an event occurred because i want to fucking murder them
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ok now we got entering *and* leaving the room all covered
May 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
ok now we got entering *and* leaving the room all covered
bring me the head of alfonso ribeiro
May 3, 2025 at 9:32 AM
bring me the head of alfonso ribeiro
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Never meet your heroes
April 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Never meet your heroes
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but im a jeep
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
but im a jeep
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
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as recently as a couple years ago i thought that 9:30 a.m. was the best possible time to wake up but i'm more of an 8:45 guy these days. i can't swing it often, especially now that i'm a dad, but 8:45 provides the perfect balance of sleeping in yet not missing much. had a good 8:45er today. so sick
March 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
as recently as a couple years ago i thought that 9:30 a.m. was the best possible time to wake up but i'm more of an 8:45 guy these days. i can't swing it often, especially now that i'm a dad, but 8:45 provides the perfect balance of sleeping in yet not missing much. had a good 8:45er today. so sick
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please read to the end of the paragraph
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February 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
please read to the end of the paragraph
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I don’t think the internet was a mistake, I think bandwidth was. text is fine, images, some small audio files. but video? I think video is where it all went wrong
February 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I don’t think the internet was a mistake, I think bandwidth was. text is fine, images, some small audio files. but video? I think video is where it all went wrong
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Even the great philosophers made mistakes. Aristotle, for example, believed that groove was in the brain
December 22, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Even the great philosophers made mistakes. Aristotle, for example, believed that groove was in the brain