Brian Hurst
@hurstcules.bsky.social
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Yeah, I’m American. Yeah, I’m fat and eat burger.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Yeah, I’m American. Yeah, I’m fat and eat burger.
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This lady is not your friend.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This lady is not your friend.
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remember when charlize theron played megyn kelly in a movie directed by the same guy who did meet the parents and we were asked to call that feminism
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
remember when charlize theron played megyn kelly in a movie directed by the same guy who did meet the parents and we were asked to call that feminism
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hey I think maybe someone needs to say out loud that actually sucking another man’s dick is literally fine whereas raping children is instant death, like are we maybe not doing this one *just right*?
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
hey I think maybe someone needs to say out loud that actually sucking another man’s dick is literally fine whereas raping children is instant death, like are we maybe not doing this one *just right*?
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a lot of people said i was a fool for adopting a chimpanzee while living in an apartment "this is going to be a disaster, your neighbors will hate you" they said, well the chimp died after eating an entire box of dryer sheets so i hope you feel good about bringing that negativity
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
a lot of people said i was a fool for adopting a chimpanzee while living in an apartment "this is going to be a disaster, your neighbors will hate you" they said, well the chimp died after eating an entire box of dryer sheets so i hope you feel good about bringing that negativity
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They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
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Look at our ruling class dawg.
What a humiliating day to remember that these are the fuckers standing on our necks while they douse the world in kerosene with one hand and pull their pud with the other.
What a humiliating day to remember that these are the fuckers standing on our necks while they douse the world in kerosene with one hand and pull their pud with the other.
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Look at our ruling class dawg.
What a humiliating day to remember that these are the fuckers standing on our necks while they douse the world in kerosene with one hand and pull their pud with the other.
What a humiliating day to remember that these are the fuckers standing on our necks while they douse the world in kerosene with one hand and pull their pud with the other.
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
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In December 2018, Epstein wrote about Trump: “I am the one able to take him down.”
Eight months later, Epstein was found dead in a prison run by the Trump administration.
Weird coincidence.
Eight months later, Epstein was found dead in a prison run by the Trump administration.
Weird coincidence.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
In December 2018, Epstein wrote about Trump: “I am the one able to take him down.”
Eight months later, Epstein was found dead in a prison run by the Trump administration.
Weird coincidence.
Eight months later, Epstein was found dead in a prison run by the Trump administration.
Weird coincidence.
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idk why these grown men even want to hang out with teenagers. have you spoken to a teenager? they're annoying.
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
idk why these grown men even want to hang out with teenagers. have you spoken to a teenager? they're annoying.
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"the family of pooping bears has individual names"
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"the family of pooping bears has individual names"
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November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
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Musk is wealthy to a degree that would make the Medicis seethe. He could pay a hundred sculptors, composers, painters, and novelists to do nothing but create great art all day and never notice it. He could fund unprofitable arthouse cinema or amazing indie games.
He doesn't. Because he's hollow.
He doesn't. Because he's hollow.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Musk is wealthy to a degree that would make the Medicis seethe. He could pay a hundred sculptors, composers, painters, and novelists to do nothing but create great art all day and never notice it. He could fund unprofitable arthouse cinema or amazing indie games.
He doesn't. Because he's hollow.
He doesn't. Because he's hollow.
"Uneducated, uncultured" is what got him. Top rope own, absolutely devastating
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
"Uneducated, uncultured" is what got him. Top rope own, absolutely devastating
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
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Seeing so many people discover today that the Edmund Fitzgerald went down in the 1970s and not in like 1847
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Seeing so many people discover today that the Edmund Fitzgerald went down in the 1970s and not in like 1847
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you are never, ever going to see the epstein files bro
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
you are never, ever going to see the epstein files bro
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For reference. I might print this out and hang it in my house:
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
For reference. I might print this out and hang it in my house:
I hate how every big TV show has an "official podcast" now
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I hate how every big TV show has an "official podcast" now
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my new column lost its home this weekend, so for posterity, here's my first and only Action Canon essay about Eastern Condors
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November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
my new column lost its home this weekend, so for posterity, here's my first and only Action Canon essay about Eastern Condors
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If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.
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If you’re a “moderate Democrat” at this point in history, you’re as worthless as can be. There is no moderation with Republicans who are happily and actively killing people.
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you’re a “moderate Democrat” at this point in history, you’re as worthless as can be. There is no moderation with Republicans who are happily and actively killing people.
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Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.