Brian Hurst
@hurstcules.bsky.social
It's weird how you can just tell, even from a still image, that improv sucks and is annoying
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It's weird how you can just tell, even from a still image, that improv sucks and is annoying
People who can't afford groceries should buy a month's worth of extra groceries. I am very smart
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
People who can't afford groceries should buy a month's worth of extra groceries. I am very smart
If you see this, post a Vampire who isn't Dracula
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If you see this, post a Vampire who isn't Dracula
My top 12 horror movies of the 90s:
1. Child's Play 2
2. Silence of the Lambs
3. Demon Knight
4. Scream
5. The Blair Witch Project
6. Wes Craven's New Nightmare
7. Candyman
8. Bram Stoker's Dracula
9. Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
10. Se7en
11. WOLF
12. Event Horizon
1. Child's Play 2
2. Silence of the Lambs
3. Demon Knight
4. Scream
5. The Blair Witch Project
6. Wes Craven's New Nightmare
7. Candyman
8. Bram Stoker's Dracula
9. Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
10. Se7en
11. WOLF
12. Event Horizon
October 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My top 12 horror movies of the 90s:
1. Child's Play 2
2. Silence of the Lambs
3. Demon Knight
4. Scream
5. The Blair Witch Project
6. Wes Craven's New Nightmare
7. Candyman
8. Bram Stoker's Dracula
9. Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
10. Se7en
11. WOLF
12. Event Horizon
1. Child's Play 2
2. Silence of the Lambs
3. Demon Knight
4. Scream
5. The Blair Witch Project
6. Wes Craven's New Nightmare
7. Candyman
8. Bram Stoker's Dracula
9. Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
10. Se7en
11. WOLF
12. Event Horizon
They could never make me hate you
October 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
They could never make me hate you
For every Tucker and Dale there are 100 Evil Bongs
October 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
For every Tucker and Dale there are 100 Evil Bongs
There is a really cool set of Spiderverse LEGO minifigs out right now that I assume we're meant to release along with the third movie. Unlike Sony, Lego are professionals who hit their deadlines without mistreating their workers (I hope)
October 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
There is a really cool set of Spiderverse LEGO minifigs out right now that I assume we're meant to release along with the third movie. Unlike Sony, Lego are professionals who hit their deadlines without mistreating their workers (I hope)
Rewatching modern classic Coraline in 4k and just thinking we don't talk about Wybie's awesome bike helmet enough
October 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Rewatching modern classic Coraline in 4k and just thinking we don't talk about Wybie's awesome bike helmet enough
Now that Jody Hill is fully established as comedy royalty and Seth Rogan has shown more range and isn't so pigeon-holed, I think a reappraisal of Observe & Report is long overdue.
October 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Now that Jody Hill is fully established as comedy royalty and Seth Rogan has shown more range and isn't so pigeon-holed, I think a reappraisal of Observe & Report is long overdue.
Sharon Osbourne seeing that AI Stan Lee
September 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Sharon Osbourne seeing that AI Stan Lee
First week of September you're goddam right we're carvin pumpkins
September 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
First week of September you're goddam right we're carvin pumpkins
Documentary > Biopic
August 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Documentary > Biopic
Top 5 Sopranos episodes (no particular order)
"College" ssn 1, episode 5
"Bust Out" ssn 2, episode 10
"Another Toothpick" ssn 3, episode 5
"Pine Barrens" ssn 3, episode 11
"Whitecaps" ssn 4, episode 13
"College" ssn 1, episode 5
"Bust Out" ssn 2, episode 10
"Another Toothpick" ssn 3, episode 5
"Pine Barrens" ssn 3, episode 11
"Whitecaps" ssn 4, episode 13
August 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Top 5 Sopranos episodes (no particular order)
"College" ssn 1, episode 5
"Bust Out" ssn 2, episode 10
"Another Toothpick" ssn 3, episode 5
"Pine Barrens" ssn 3, episode 11
"Whitecaps" ssn 4, episode 13
"College" ssn 1, episode 5
"Bust Out" ssn 2, episode 10
"Another Toothpick" ssn 3, episode 5
"Pine Barrens" ssn 3, episode 11
"Whitecaps" ssn 4, episode 13
Does this mean the space-monkey-man in The Umbrella Academy is inspired by this?
August 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Does this mean the space-monkey-man in The Umbrella Academy is inspired by this?
El Día de la Bestia (The Day of the Beast, 1995)
Any fans?
Any fans?
August 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
El Día de la Bestia (The Day of the Beast, 1995)
Any fans?
Any fans?
Who is the greatest final girl in all of horror and why is it Marty from Cabin in the Woods?
August 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Who is the greatest final girl in all of horror and why is it Marty from Cabin in the Woods?
I don't wanna push it but I have one more
The Edge (1997)
The Grey (2011)
The Edge (1997)
The Grey (2011)
August 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I don't wanna push it but I have one more
The Edge (1997)
The Grey (2011)
The Edge (1997)
The Grey (2011)
Timecrimes (2007)
Triangle (2009)
Triangle (2009)
August 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Timecrimes (2007)
Triangle (2009)
Triangle (2009)
How do people feel about Multiverse of Madness these days? I personally think it rips
August 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
How do people feel about Multiverse of Madness these days? I personally think it rips
I grew up on these streets
August 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I grew up on these streets