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Hamza
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Gay jaywalker, Seattle, WA

NSFW alt: @pisspissbaby.bsky.social
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I think this reinforces my perception of him as someone obsessed with what *he* deserves. He’s not trump by any means but he deals with criticism and sycophancy in a similar way. I’m glad activists wont have to devote their energy to dealing with his ego anymore.
OK, "misunderstanding" is the wrong word here. There's a purposeful disinformation campaign from right wingers in WA to sow doubt about our elections. I honestly can't believe @mayorofseattle.bsky.social Harrell would say something like this, especially after the good stuff he said prior.
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This one felt like it might be too much to read without a trigger warning about SA but that’s kind of everything today, which might be why I’m spiraling lol
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
A 17 year old is basically 18 and what is a 16 year old if not 17 in waiting. And so what really separates a 40 year old man from a girl of 12? Chemical castration, ideally.
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Now imagine what they’re texting each other on signal.
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Megyn Kelly is saying trying to fuck a 15 year old child is not that bad actually so I will NOT be consuming products produced by her advertisers! Now, back to going normally about my day. 😇
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Age is a number. Fame is a gun. I am the walrus. Coo coo kachoo.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The situation room… jersey shore-ass name for a room
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Millions of Americans can’t read past a fourth grade level 😔
I'm never trying to speak again.
Femininonmonogamummy…
Nonmonogamummanaemonesia…
Femininonmonogamummininominamanaemonesia
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Femininonmonogamummy…
Nonmonogamummanaemonesia…
Femininonmonogamummininominamanaemonesia
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 AM
There’s going to be an aggressive media campaign about crime and visible homelessness over the next 4 years in Seattle. Op-ed after op-ed of vibes-based discontent. It’s absolutely going to affect how people view progressive policies and we need a strategy to deal with it.
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Anyway. This is how I’ll always remember Bruce Harrell.
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Seattlites love to think of themselves as liberals but for half this city that just means they want a mayor who loves gay people and wants to shoot the homeless.
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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i’m just so fucking tired of living through crisis after crisis and feeling like we have to beg for and negotiate with our own representatives to address the crises seriously. they shouldn’t have to be disciplined by the base into mustering an appropriate response to a fucking coup!
October 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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we now know that it’s not illegal to throw sandwiches at ICE agents, an important development
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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📣 This race isn't over folks! 📣

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November 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
TURN THE VOLUME UP
This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
TURN THE VOLUME UP
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM