Someone walked into a classroom at Brown in broad daylight and committed a mass shooting that killed 2 people and got away. Now, the suspect has been linked to the murder of the MIT physics professor. No one knows who did it and the FBI is completely incompetent and can't catch this person.

When he dies they should seal JD Vance in the casket with him

I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher

lol she got his ass and he knows it

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025

But it’s very hard for some people to accept calls of “don’t celebrate” when the ghouls on the right celebrate all the time. KIRK HIMSELF said that gun deaths are worth it for the 2nd Amendment. They call for violence ALL THE TIME. So while celebrating is bad, the scolding feels off, too. /2

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

damn that's so crazy. picture unrelated

i actually want birth rates to keep going down specifically because it makes weird guys sad

the way things are going i'm looking forward to being the only one who knows how to read in 3 years

every time i see one of his posts i marvel at the fact he hasn't shot himself yet

I'm gonna call it: it happens this month. Prayer warriors, join hands.

when i think of Colbert, i think of an interview he gave to GQ when he first took over The Late Show, and had this to say about losing his father and brothers in a plane crash. www.gq.com/story/stephe...

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

I can be such a hypochondriac but I’ve learned to alleviate medical anxiety by just telling myself if I ever did get a terminal illness, it would be the perfect opportunity to pivot my goals towards becoming a Luigi for Elon