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Jess Louise
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the silliest of geese
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this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Rip to everyone who died before chips were invented you would have loved chips
July 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess
July 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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2025 feels like being awake during surgery
July 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Sick of Events
June 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Can’t remember the last time I read an interview with a pop star that is basically one banger quote after another. She said more stuff of interest in this one interview than most pop stars say in their whole lifetime
CMAT, pop’s gobbiest, gaudiest star: ‘Everyone else in music needs a kick up the hole!’
Playing stadiums and causing dance crazes, the Irish singer-songwriter is going supernova – and whether opining on trans rights, body shaming or capitalism, she’s more forthright than ever
www.theguardian.com
June 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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i can’t tonight man you know this is my crawlspace time
June 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.

A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Just bought a $2.86 coffee from Haji's Famous Deli, but the cashier refused to buy anything from me, and I made clear to him that this deficit is not sustainable.
April 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Every time something bad happens to Elon, my happiness boosts - like Mario with a mushroom.
April 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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bring us your poor, your tired, and your huddled masses so we can stuff them in an unmarked van and ship them to a slave labor camp in an undisclosed location
March 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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American civil society is full of abject cowards, that is the issue. The government is a mafia state but it is winning because most American elite institutions are devoid of anything resembling integrity and are folding rather than stand on principles that were little more than marketing.
March 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Hello, I’m a disruptor, very smart, here to create efficiency. I’m just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat to see which parts of the hull are mission-critical.
March 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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How was your day?

[flashback to me getting sucked into a tornado] pretty good
February 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.

Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Get thee to a nunnery ✝️
January 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Teach a man to fish and he’ll eventually claim he just always had that knowledge innately and then try to explain to you how fishing works
January 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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We all need to become eco-populists. That means championing policies that significantly lower daily costs while lowering emissions. Heat Pumps for All, alongside much more robust tenant rights; free and better public transit; price caps on green energy; make polluters pay for the transition.

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November 19, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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My friends, 2025 is going to be rocky. But one thing I know for sure is that some incredible people put a huge amount of care, craft, love and rage into writing books that will soon be published that are going to help us make sense of this broken and beautiful world.

📚🧵
December 20, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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Sex is great but have you ever rubbed your eyes in the shower for 20 minutes straight
January 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM