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Well caring deeply about politics turned out to be a mistake. Time to instead become emotionally invested in a field where I’ll never be let down: sports
March 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Well caring deeply about politics turned out to be a mistake. Time to instead become emotionally invested in a field where I’ll never be let down: sports
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Sorry you tried to be polite and I started talking about the fall of American democracy.
March 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Sorry you tried to be polite and I started talking about the fall of American democracy.
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I've finally reached the stage of womanhood where I'm ready to start a holy war
January 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I've finally reached the stage of womanhood where I'm ready to start a holy war
papa john’s hits so hard when my italian dad isn’t in my ear talking about 🤌🏼authentic cuisine🤌🏼
December 29, 2024 at 3:12 AM
papa john’s hits so hard when my italian dad isn’t in my ear talking about 🤌🏼authentic cuisine🤌🏼
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“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
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I’m a lifelong vegetarian but, to address climate change and inequality, I am prepared to eat a billionaire
December 26, 2024 at 1:27 PM
I’m a lifelong vegetarian but, to address climate change and inequality, I am prepared to eat a billionaire
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Oh, you’re an early riser? You think that’s cool? That’s how you get worms
December 20, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Oh, you’re an early riser? You think that’s cool? That’s how you get worms
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you're transported into the last video game you played. don't tell me what it is, i can't hear you anyway. you are now stuck in a virtual world and if the console is turned off you will die. your soul will be stuck in the wires and you will not reach heaven
December 21, 2024 at 5:12 AM
you're transported into the last video game you played. don't tell me what it is, i can't hear you anyway. you are now stuck in a virtual world and if the console is turned off you will die. your soul will be stuck in the wires and you will not reach heaven
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“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
December 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
i’ve been thinking about this part of v for vendetta a lot recently. for no particular reason.
December 14, 2024 at 2:20 PM
i’ve been thinking about this part of v for vendetta a lot recently. for no particular reason.
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All the other scientists are yelling at me because I’m wearing the Doomsday Clock like Flavor Flav
December 12, 2024 at 3:36 PM
All the other scientists are yelling at me because I’m wearing the Doomsday Clock like Flavor Flav
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Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...
December 12, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...
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But most of all, I regret that my actions have led to negative consequences for me
December 11, 2024 at 3:17 AM
But most of all, I regret that my actions have led to negative consequences for me
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What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
free my man. based on his name we’re probably second cousins or something
December 9, 2024 at 9:05 PM
free my man. based on his name we’re probably second cousins or something
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reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man
December 9, 2024 at 6:50 PM
reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man
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look, italians are complicated people
December 9, 2024 at 6:47 PM
look, italians are complicated people
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Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
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You don't recognize them as jazz hands because I have avant-garde jazz hands with mild grindcore influences
December 4, 2024 at 11:27 PM
You don't recognize them as jazz hands because I have avant-garde jazz hands with mild grindcore influences
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this is the most incredibly timed robinhood notification i’ve ever received
December 5, 2024 at 2:05 AM
this is the most incredibly timed robinhood notification i’ve ever received
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remember remember may the fourth of december be with you
December 4, 2024 at 3:42 PM
remember remember may the fourth of december be with you