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The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money…
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“ The daughter of a well known conservative operative , whose paper did not answer the topic at hand and had a carefully planned media campaign , had a trans instructor fired for grading a paper according to the agreed upon rubric”
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The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
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December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
June 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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“Let us therefor announce the joy of Christmas, which is a feast of faith, charity and hope…With these virtues in our hearts, unafraid of the night, we can go forth to meet the dawn of a new day.”
Pope Leo XIV surprised the rain-soaked faithful in St. Peter’s Square on Wednesday night with an apology, delivered in both English and Italian, to those who were unable to get inside the basilica for the pontiff’s first Christmas Eve Mass.
Pope Leo Surprises St. Peter’s Crowd Before Christmas Eve Mass
Pope Leo XIV greeted the soggy faithful in St. Peter’s Square in both English and Italian and apologized that there wasn’t enough room in the basilica for them all.
nyti.ms
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This man is profoundly unwell
That call was one in a string of political asides Trump delivered to young children while taking part in a decades-long presidential tradition.
Trump, 79, Warns Boy, 10, of ‘Bad Santa’ Infiltrating U.S. in Bizarre Call
The president put his signature twist on a decades-long tradition.
trib.al
December 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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A few months ago Pam Bondi was saying there was nothing to release
The FBI was supposed to deliver all the Epstein files to @AGPamBondi's desk by 8 AM on Feb. 28, 2025. That's almost ten months ago. This seems like something @JusticeOIG would need to dig into www.justice.gov/ag/media/139...
December 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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If you’re surprised by any revelations in Epstein files re: Trump that is because the media failed you in an epic way in 2016. One did not need to look hard to find decades of depravity concerning his behavior but they chose to look the other way because HRC had some emails.
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Honestly didn’t think Santacon could get worse but they found a way!
National Guard wearing Santa hats while patrolling in DC.
December 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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The Department of Justice has begged lawyers to sacrifice their Christmas to redact the Epstein files.
DOJ Demands Volunteers for ‘Emergency’ Christmas Epstein Files Redactions
Justice Department officials have begged lawyers to sacrifice their Christmas to redact the Epstein Files.
trib.al
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Ugh. Imagine being stationed on the USS Pedophile…
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Yeah federal officials who made this happen should face consequences
One of the Venezuelan men interviewed by Sharyn Alfonsi for 60 Minutes said that guards at CECOT would routinely grab prisoners’ genitals with their hands and “tug on them” as a form of torture.
December 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I highly recommend watching this segment, not just because the CBS News execs and the White House didn’t want you to, but because these men were tortured and they deserved to have their voices heard.
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:

is.gd/paU8Ko

(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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WOW. Trump's approval rating is now 36%. And I don't remember ever seeing him underwater with white people.
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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These people can’t handle being liked less than the Obamas and it’s just
wonderful.

No idea how to be an authentic human.
I am reading while someone takes a very candid photo of me
December 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I promise you with absolute 100% certainty that we are not going to lose the House because Dan Goldman gets primaried from the left
December 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Noel knows

..."It was an ignoble performance in which he seemed to outdo himself for sheer wretchedness and lack of human empathy, mixed with outsized ego...desperation of a man so needing to appear important, while at the same time so obviously inferior, has never been shown in such stark relief."
This week’s ‘Noel’s Notes’ is out now, thanks for reading & sharing. Link to subscribe: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
December 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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The Epstein Files: The Biggest Political Coverup in Modern History

The DOJ just scrubbed 16 Epstein files from its website, including a photo of Donald Trump, intensifying concerns that Trump is actively trying - & failing - to protect pedophiles.

thelefthook.substack.com/p/the-epstei...
December 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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They’re actually redacting Trump’s name AFTER the release.
🚨 The DOJ appears to have redacted Donald Trump’s name from the allegations made in this exhibit in the Epstein files.

Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.

See for yourself.
December 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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You’d have to be a stone-cold idiot in order to believe that Donald Trump has been blocking the release of the Epstein files all this time in order to protect Bill Clinton.
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Get. It. Done.
Schiff: "I think we ought to bring Pam Bondi before the Senate Judiciary Committee demand answers as to why the DOJ has violated the law."
December 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Call your Representatives 202-224-3121

Then please send this letter

Text SIGN PJPETE to 50409
@resist.bot
December 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM