Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife
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(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
Congratulations to Toronto City Council for once again proving that amalgamation was a huge mistake.
Special kudos to the suburban councillors, who kick themselves in the taint every day and keep getting elected.
Special kudos to the suburban councillors, who kick themselves in the taint every day and keep getting elected.
$10 million withheld from Toronto's Housing Accelerator Funds. Congratulations to all of the councillors who confidently assured their colleagues that this wouldn't happen when they refused to allow sixplexes in their wards. www.cmhc-schl.gc.ca/media-newsro...
January 16, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Congratulations to Toronto City Council for once again proving that amalgamation was a huge mistake.
Special kudos to the suburban councillors, who kick themselves in the taint every day and keep getting elected.
Special kudos to the suburban councillors, who kick themselves in the taint every day and keep getting elected.
Yesssssss.
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Yesssssss.
Of course you are, idiot.
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
www.avclub.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Of course you are, idiot.
I'd wager every dollar I had that the experience in Chinese Tim Hortons (food quality, general vibes) is 10x better than the absolute garbage they serve here.
They have Tim Hortons esports themed coffee shops in China btw.
January 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I'd wager every dollar I had that the experience in Chinese Tim Hortons (food quality, general vibes) is 10x better than the absolute garbage they serve here.
Trump, a physically ugly person, hates things he thinks are ugly.
Maybe It will be self-inflicted.
Maybe It will be self-inflicted.
January 16, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Trump, a physically ugly person, hates things he thinks are ugly.
Maybe It will be self-inflicted.
Maybe It will be self-inflicted.
They found a way to make it worse.
NEW: ChatGPT will soon show ads alongside chats, OpenAI announced today.
ChatGPT ads are coming, and they'll be influenced by your conversations
OpenAI will begin testing advertising on its free and Go tiers in the U.S. in the coming weeks.
www.axios.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
They found a way to make it worse.
Love Mike and the Ontario Greens, but I think the Ontario auto sector is an industry we could and should do without.
We can be more progressive than that. Convert factories to build green energy products? Retrain workers to manufacture green tech?
Someone smart help me!
We can be more progressive than that. Convert factories to build green energy products? Retrain workers to manufacture green tech?
Someone smart help me!
The federal govt’s EV deal with China threatens Ontario’s auto sector. The Premier must act now to protect Ontario’s auto sector and the workers, families and communities that rely on it.
We all need to work together to protect Ontario workers and our automotive industry.
We all need to work together to protect Ontario workers and our automotive industry.
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Love Mike and the Ontario Greens, but I think the Ontario auto sector is an industry we could and should do without.
We can be more progressive than that. Convert factories to build green energy products? Retrain workers to manufacture green tech?
Someone smart help me!
We can be more progressive than that. Convert factories to build green energy products? Retrain workers to manufacture green tech?
Someone smart help me!
Enact a law that says that the individuals who run government social media accounts have to ascribe their full name to each post.
They're public employees.
Let's see how well Noem's money and influence protects her when there's no cannon fodder in the office because there's no anonymity.
They're public employees.
Let's see how well Noem's money and influence protects her when there's no cannon fodder in the office because there's no anonymity.
The 6-month-old that DHS is tweeting about here lived in the neighborhood and the baby’s father was just trying to evacuate his family after federal agents had shot someone.
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Enact a law that says that the individuals who run government social media accounts have to ascribe their full name to each post.
They're public employees.
Let's see how well Noem's money and influence protects her when there's no cannon fodder in the office because there's no anonymity.
They're public employees.
Let's see how well Noem's money and influence protects her when there's no cannon fodder in the office because there's no anonymity.
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Facts on facts. I had the same thought re: Slave Catchers.
But a lot of people won't make that connection certain people don't want to teach/learn about slavery and what really was going on in that time because they can't blame some other country.
Source:
www.instagram.com/reel/DTb2VBJ...
But a lot of people won't make that connection certain people don't want to teach/learn about slavery and what really was going on in that time because they can't blame some other country.
Source:
www.instagram.com/reel/DTb2VBJ...
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Facts on facts. I had the same thought re: Slave Catchers.
But a lot of people won't make that connection certain people don't want to teach/learn about slavery and what really was going on in that time because they can't blame some other country.
Source:
www.instagram.com/reel/DTb2VBJ...
But a lot of people won't make that connection certain people don't want to teach/learn about slavery and what really was going on in that time because they can't blame some other country.
Source:
www.instagram.com/reel/DTb2VBJ...
The War on Cars is real.
Leavitt complains that protesters are pointing their middle fingers at ICE vehicles
January 16, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The War on Cars is real.
Easily Carney's best (only positive?) move since getting into office.
Canada’s going to start getting some Chinese EVs!
I just hope this quota deal is the first step to getting BYD to set up a factory in exchange for broader access.
I just hope this quota deal is the first step to getting BYD to set up a factory in exchange for broader access.
Canada reaches tariff-quota deal with China on EVs, canola | CBC News
The Liberal government has reached a deal with Beijing to allow tens of thousands of Chinese electric vehicles into the domestic market in exchange for dropping duties on canola products, Prime Minist...
www.cbc.ca
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Easily Carney's best (only positive?) move since getting into office.
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A member of the Black Panther Party at ICE protests in Philadelphia
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
A member of the Black Panther Party at ICE protests in Philadelphia
Every day.
Toronto police officer charged in theft of government IDs, bank cards
Toronto police officer charged in theft of government IDs, bank cards
Const. Derek McCormick has been charged with four counts of theft under $5,000, along with one count each of breach of trust and obstructing justice.
www.thestar.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Every day.
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
More piss for ICE!
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 3:20 PM
More piss for ICE!
Democrats have zero ideology. They offer nothing to vote for.
Republicans have an ideology: I’m right, you’re wrong, and I’ll defeat you.
Republicans are now pure monsters, but they offer something to (bad) people.
Democrats offer nothing.
Republicans have an ideology: I’m right, you’re wrong, and I’ll defeat you.
Republicans are now pure monsters, but they offer something to (bad) people.
Democrats offer nothing.
January 15, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Democrats have zero ideology. They offer nothing to vote for.
Republicans have an ideology: I’m right, you’re wrong, and I’ll defeat you.
Republicans are now pure monsters, but they offer something to (bad) people.
Democrats offer nothing.
Republicans have an ideology: I’m right, you’re wrong, and I’ll defeat you.
Republicans are now pure monsters, but they offer something to (bad) people.
Democrats offer nothing.
The most off-putting Ontario Liberal in ages, and that is saying something.
Later, DUDE.
Later, DUDE.
#Breaking: Bonnie Crombie officially quits as Ontario Liberal leader
Bonnie Crombie officially quits as Ontario Liberal leader
After a lacklustre showing at a mandatory leadership vote last September, Crombie said she planned to step aside.
www.thestar.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:49 PM
The most off-putting Ontario Liberal in ages, and that is saying something.
Later, DUDE.
Later, DUDE.
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C'EST COOL, MAN.
Quebec Premier François Legault to resign, won’t lead his party into fall election
Quebec Premier François Legault to resign, won’t lead his party into fall election
Legault told reporters in Quebec City that he would remain in his position until a new leader is chosen for his Coalition Avenir Québec party.
www.thestar.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
C'EST COOL, MAN.
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!
Massive condo tower set to replace Filmores strip club cancelled by developer #StarExclusive
Massive condo tower set to replace Filmores strip club cancelled by developer
Menkes Developments says the project was cancelled due to insufficient funds.
www.thestar.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!
Maybe he should quit.
“Justice Brett Kavanaugh does not seem happy that his name has become synonymous with racist immigration enforcement.” slate.com/news-and-pol...
Brett Kavanaugh Is Trying to Walk Back “Kavanaugh Stops.” Too Late.
It appears the justice has some regrets.
slate.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Maybe he should quit.
Kinda weird how they haven’t been mentioned in months!
BREAKING: Hundreds of sensitive U.S. records obtained by WIRED undercut the Trump administration’s claims portraying Venezuela’s Tren de Aragua as a unified terrorist force invading the country. Intelligence agencies spent much of 2025 unsure TdA even functioned as an organization on U.S. soil.
Trump Warned of a Tren de Aragua ‘Invasion.’ US Intel Told a Different Story
Hundreds of records obtained by WIRED show thin intelligence on the Venezuelan gang in the United States, describing fragmented, low-level crime rather than a coordinated terrorist threat.
www.wired.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Kinda weird how they haven’t been mentioned in months!
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this evolution is important to me
January 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
this evolution is important to me
5now dog5! 5now dog5!
This girls group name is killing me, it doesn’t work at all rofl
January 14, 2026 at 2:38 AM
5now dog5! 5now dog5!