Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
Why don't we ostracize people anymore?
Feels like an okay time to bring that back.
Feels like an okay time to bring that back.
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Why don't we ostracize people anymore?
Feels like an okay time to bring that back.
Feels like an okay time to bring that back.
I wish a bottle of Oxy was VP and not this guy.
Am I... related to him?
Am I... related to him?
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I wish a bottle of Oxy was VP and not this guy.
Am I... related to him?
Am I... related to him?
Could this track BE any smarter?
Do not resuscitate.
Do not resuscitate.
Councillor Myers: "Just so I have it clear, the city is paying $1.5 billion for these GO Train stations. Who's going to own these assets when they're complete?"
The province, says staff.
Myers: "So the City of Toronto has paid $1.5 billion to build assets for the province."
Staff confirm, yes.
The province, says staff.
Myers: "So the City of Toronto has paid $1.5 billion to build assets for the province."
Staff confirm, yes.
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Could this track BE any smarter?
Do not resuscitate.
Do not resuscitate.
This is so fucking humiliating. Oates and Grok are tag-teaming this guy into the grave.
Y’all want to see the saddest shit ever?
Grok: "Elon crafts his own words with clarity and conviction. He dives deep into classics like the Iliad without needing search engines; his library rivals ancient scrolls. If anything, I learn from him, not the other way around."
Grok: "Elon crafts his own words with clarity and conviction. He dives deep into classics like the Iliad without needing search engines; his library rivals ancient scrolls. If anything, I learn from him, not the other way around."
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is so fucking humiliating. Oates and Grok are tag-teaming this guy into the grave.
Someone under 100 please run against this man.
Councillor Mike Colle tells us a tale. 25 years ago, the city bought giant yellow plows dubbed "SnowZilla machines" from Nova Scotia.
"They were supposed to go along our main streets, dig up the snow and melt it on the spot. Well, the god damn machines NEVER WORKED! They got stuck in the traffic!"
"They were supposed to go along our main streets, dig up the snow and melt it on the spot. Well, the god damn machines NEVER WORKED! They got stuck in the traffic!"
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Someone under 100 please run against this man.
We, uh, all talking about the same Israel here?
On behalf of some people in the gallery, Councillor Dianne Saxe introduces a petition "expressing their deep concern and disappointment about recent comments by the mayor about Israel, and their effect on anti-semitism in Toronto."
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We, uh, all talking about the same Israel here?
Oh, yeah. AI is gonna make 311 better.
Councillor Jamaal Myers asks if the city plans to use AI to handle 311 calls related to snow. "Artificial Intelligence is not used in the contact centre — yet," says staff. "We are planning for it for next year."
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oh, yeah. AI is gonna make 311 better.
PizzaGate II is taking too long.
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
PizzaGate II is taking too long.
Just a reminder that Grok can't believe anything.
Grok believes Trump won the 2020 elections. I’d love to read the technical paper about how xAI researchers taught Grok MAGA conspiracy theories over facts.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just a reminder that Grok can't believe anything.
Calling... Child Services
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Calling... Child Services
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I love how AI's bubble is about to burst and Canada is like, "Let's pour all our money into AI and also make Evan Solomon in charge."
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I love how AI's bubble is about to burst and Canada is like, "Let's pour all our money into AI and also make Evan Solomon in charge."
Popes. They're just like me.
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Popes. They're just like me.
People fail the bar for all kinds of reasons.
Some of them, because they're fucking idiots.
Some of them, because they're fucking idiots.
Kim Kardashian shares her frustration in a new TikTok after failing the California bar exam, calling out psychics who told her she’d pass.
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
People fail the bar for all kinds of reasons.
Some of them, because they're fucking idiots.
Some of them, because they're fucking idiots.
I support the National Guard solving the landlord problem.
Business rent is way too high on Mag (not Miracle) Mile so companies are just shuffling around. H&M moved two blocks down the road to save cash.
He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.
He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I support the National Guard solving the landlord problem.
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
Bang-up job!
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Bang-up job!
Oh, you all wanna see my in-depth film reviews?
Let's start with the best Alien film, besides MAYBE Alien.
boxd.it/7aXDF7
Let's start with the best Alien film, besides MAYBE Alien.
boxd.it/7aXDF7
A ★★★★½ review of Prometheus (2012)
Is this the best Alien film up to this point? Based on the tone, themes, visual effects, dialogue, and overall sound and visual design? Of course. Based on whether it's like the Alien films? Who cares...
boxd.it
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Oh, you all wanna see my in-depth film reviews?
Let's start with the best Alien film, besides MAYBE Alien.
boxd.it/7aXDF7
Let's start with the best Alien film, besides MAYBE Alien.
boxd.it/7aXDF7
Easily the funniest news of the last ten minutes for me.
As beloved as Sarah Huckabee.
As beloved as Sarah Huckabee.
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Easily the funniest news of the last ten minutes for me.
As beloved as Sarah Huckabee.
As beloved as Sarah Huckabee.
I think the best thing about this for me is that I don't know who these people are, and for that, I'm grateful.
Self-described “moderates” and mainlining right-wing bullshit and lies. Name a more iconic duo.
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I think the best thing about this for me is that I don't know who these people are, and for that, I'm grateful.
RIMJOB PRESIDENT
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
RIMJOB PRESIDENT
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late to this but i feel like an underrated part of the musk meltdown over joyce carol oates accusing him of not reading is this musk reply that makes it clear he has never read anything by joyce carol oates
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
late to this but i feel like an underrated part of the musk meltdown over joyce carol oates accusing him of not reading is this musk reply that makes it clear he has never read anything by joyce carol oates
"A radio."
Kids won't be able to buy radios anymore.
Kids won't be able to buy radios anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"A radio."
Kids won't be able to buy radios anymore.
Kids won't be able to buy radios anymore.
One step closer to de-amalgamation!
Let’s goooooooooooo.
Let’s goooooooooooo.
so @joshmatlow.bsky.social has posted a motion that allows councillors to adopt neighbourhood retail in their own wards, effectively allowing the removed attachment to be adopted on a ward-by-ward basis. it's not perfect but it's something!!!
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
One step closer to de-amalgamation!
Let’s goooooooooooo.
Let’s goooooooooooo.