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Yuna is being sooo dramatic about how she’s gonna die while I’m here singing her future pop idol song in my head
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Yuna is being sooo dramatic about how she’s gonna die while I’m here singing her future pop idol song in my head
I need to get pander socks made because I don't wanna buy socks anymore
December 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I need to get pander socks made because I don't wanna buy socks anymore
I often wonder without having language how different my thinking would be. Like you wouldn’t be able to have very complex thoughts, right?? I have to like inner monologue my way through complicated stuff
this is a weird question to ask but: everyone has internal thoughts, right? like sometimes you reflect on abstract questions about your life or what’s going on, and not in a way that’s an immediate reaction to something you’re hearing or seeing?
(sorry if this is utterly daft)
(sorry if this is utterly daft)
December 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I often wonder without having language how different my thinking would be. Like you wouldn’t be able to have very complex thoughts, right?? I have to like inner monologue my way through complicated stuff
Booking myself a trip to Zipolite as a Christmas gift 😊
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Booking myself a trip to Zipolite as a Christmas gift 😊
Newfie accent performativity
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Newfie accent performativity
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on the phone my SIL just told her mother ‘you’re going off on a hiatus’ meaning to say tangent and i know that seems like a small one but it bears its own complaint
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
on the phone my SIL just told her mother ‘you’re going off on a hiatus’ meaning to say tangent and i know that seems like a small one but it bears its own complaint
What do y’all mean, “Christmas workout”???
December 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What do y’all mean, “Christmas workout”???
Alone for christmasssss
December 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Alone for christmasssss
I kinda just skipped Christmas this year lol
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I kinda just skipped Christmas this year lol
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
So the two most frustratingly independent egomaniacs on earth meet #pluribusfinale
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So the two most frustratingly independent egomaniacs on earth meet #pluribusfinale
Pluribus finale is ouuut
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Pluribus finale is ouuut
We need to talk about that genre of gay that gets hooked on meth, gets clean, and then becomes a spiritual influencer
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We need to talk about that genre of gay that gets hooked on meth, gets clean, and then becomes a spiritual influencer
One more sleep, Leona Lewis.
December 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
One more sleep, Leona Lewis.
The least relatable thing I’ve ever read
the whole AI panic is a grim reminder that nobody actually understands what humans care about: control of other humans. We are willing to pay for stuff that is crafted by other humans because we are animals in a social hierarchy. markets formalize and abstract this but it's what drives them.
December 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The least relatable thing I’ve ever read
It’s like harder and harder to maintain a semblance of happiness in this world… lol
December 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s like harder and harder to maintain a semblance of happiness in this world… lol
This fuckin loser in Pluribus won’t even accept free healthcare
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This fuckin loser in Pluribus won’t even accept free healthcare
Are people paying $55 a month for Grindr
December 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Are people paying $55 a month for Grindr
Good lord
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Good lord
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"this could have been slop, but it's not" is rapidly becoming a surefire signifier of premium-ness
Porsche reportedly created their new ad without using any AI.
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"this could have been slop, but it's not" is rapidly becoming a surefire signifier of premium-ness
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The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas.
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
CANCELLED 60 MINUTES CECOT DOC
YouTube video by eoin higgins
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas.
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
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gotta put in a full day of work the day before christmas eve. you know everyone's working hard this week trying to grind away. the president rapes kids btw and we have mountains of proof. get back to work though ok! you could get fired.
December 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
gotta put in a full day of work the day before christmas eve. you know everyone's working hard this week trying to grind away. the president rapes kids btw and we have mountains of proof. get back to work though ok! you could get fired.
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TikTok is removing clips of the leaked 60 Minutes segment.
The Ellison family (which acquired Paramount — CBS’s parent company — and The Free Press, making Bari Weiss Editor-in-Chief of CBS) is set to co-own TikTok through a Trump-backed deal.
The Ellison family (which acquired Paramount — CBS’s parent company — and The Free Press, making Bari Weiss Editor-in-Chief of CBS) is set to co-own TikTok through a Trump-backed deal.
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
TikTok is removing clips of the leaked 60 Minutes segment.
The Ellison family (which acquired Paramount — CBS’s parent company — and The Free Press, making Bari Weiss Editor-in-Chief of CBS) is set to co-own TikTok through a Trump-backed deal.
The Ellison family (which acquired Paramount — CBS’s parent company — and The Free Press, making Bari Weiss Editor-in-Chief of CBS) is set to co-own TikTok through a Trump-backed deal.
the world is such a bad place oh my god
December 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
the world is such a bad place oh my god