Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife
@danielscarfone.bsky.social
Popes. They're just like me.
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Popes. They're just like me.
Love my neighborhood Borsch Hero.
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Love my neighborhood Borsch Hero.
"I'm too big to fail."
"He doesn't know what that means."
"I do know what that means."
"(He doesn't know what that means.)"
"He doesn't know what that means."
"I do know what that means."
"(He doesn't know what that means.)"
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"I'm too big to fail."
"He doesn't know what that means."
"I do know what that means."
"(He doesn't know what that means.)"
"He doesn't know what that means."
"I do know what that means."
"(He doesn't know what that means.)"
This video is... 18 years old.
November 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This video is... 18 years old.
This guy is always so close to getting it, but is lured to the stupid side by his piles and piles of money and privilege.
You're the problem, DUDE.
You're the problem, DUDE.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This guy is always so close to getting it, but is lured to the stupid side by his piles and piles of money and privilege.
You're the problem, DUDE.
You're the problem, DUDE.
Absolute shocker.
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Absolute shocker.
I give you the Toronto Star’s comment section moderation.
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I give you the Toronto Star’s comment section moderation.
This ungrateful prick hates baseball nights.
October 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This ungrateful prick hates baseball nights.
Hadn’t checked the Discover feed here in a while…
October 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hadn’t checked the Discover feed here in a while…
Soon, every film and TV show is going to look like (and be as high-quality as) the buffer ads for online casinos.
It's probably for the best! If TV networks all died, that'd be fine.
If the, what, two big movie studios die, that'd be fine.
It's all fine!
It's probably for the best! If TV networks all died, that'd be fine.
If the, what, two big movie studios die, that'd be fine.
It's all fine!
October 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Soon, every film and TV show is going to look like (and be as high-quality as) the buffer ads for online casinos.
It's probably for the best! If TV networks all died, that'd be fine.
If the, what, two big movie studios die, that'd be fine.
It's all fine!
It's probably for the best! If TV networks all died, that'd be fine.
If the, what, two big movie studios die, that'd be fine.
It's all fine!
Happy Bisexual Visibility/Celebration Day, from your favourite little perv!
Live Más!
Live Más!
September 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Happy Bisexual Visibility/Celebration Day, from your favourite little perv!
Live Más!
Live Más!
Turning myself into that other guy on the bus.
September 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Turning myself into that other guy on the bus.
"Sometimes, I'm not perfect."
September 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"Sometimes, I'm not perfect."
I think JD Vance has Mean Elon energy. He wants to be a poster, but he wants to be ruthless.
To me, he just looks like this:
To me, he just looks like this:
September 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I think JD Vance has Mean Elon energy. He wants to be a poster, but he wants to be ruthless.
To me, he just looks like this:
To me, he just looks like this:
Also, his name is Sean PATRICK DUFFY?
Come on.
Come on.
September 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Also, his name is Sean PATRICK DUFFY?
Come on.
Come on.
Coney Shaloub is keeping me at home this weekend, so I get to be a little dirtbag poster.
Feels so goooood.
Feels so goooood.
September 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Coney Shaloub is keeping me at home this weekend, so I get to be a little dirtbag poster.
Feels so goooood.
Feels so goooood.
Wowee!
September 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Wowee!
