When I was six I got a cookbook signed by what now seems to have been a very coked out Emeril Lagasse
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
When I was six I got a cookbook signed by what now seems to have been a very coked out Emeril Lagasse
How loose and flimsy do your morals have to be that you’d believe a woman as hateful as her is completely genuine in wanting to be “less evil”?
MAGA: We are literally going to try and overthrow the government because a vote didn't go our way. Also nazis are okay and we hate mexicans.
LIBERALS: This evil lady is trying to be less evil. Can we help her become even less evil?
YOU: Liberals are worst than MAGA.
ME:
LIBERALS: This evil lady is trying to be less evil. Can we help her become even less evil?
YOU: Liberals are worst than MAGA.
ME:
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
How loose and flimsy do your morals have to be that you’d believe a woman as hateful as her is completely genuine in wanting to be “less evil”?
The only thing funnier than watching liberals fall into the MTG white washing trap, is watching leftists fully denounce liberals en masse when a liberal springs the trap.
Nuance and perspective be damned.
Nuance and perspective be damned.
December 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The only thing funnier than watching liberals fall into the MTG white washing trap, is watching leftists fully denounce liberals en masse when a liberal springs the trap.
Nuance and perspective be damned.
Nuance and perspective be damned.
Offering a pardon in the only country that:
1. The pardon is valid.
2. Won’t arrest Bibi for his war crimes anyway.
1. The pardon is valid.
2. Won’t arrest Bibi for his war crimes anyway.
Trump says he spoke with the president of Israel and a pardon of Netanyahu is "on its way"
December 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Offering a pardon in the only country that:
1. The pardon is valid.
2. Won’t arrest Bibi for his war crimes anyway.
1. The pardon is valid.
2. Won’t arrest Bibi for his war crimes anyway.
They’re doing what every vapid artist whose art isn’t popular does on social media:
Bitch and moan about the platform or the audience until enough people are paying attention through sheer enragement engagement.
Bitch and moan about the platform or the audience until enough people are paying attention through sheer enragement engagement.
Oh my god bruh you only have 300 followers here, of course you’re not getting as much engagement
December 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
They’re doing what every vapid artist whose art isn’t popular does on social media:
Bitch and moan about the platform or the audience until enough people are paying attention through sheer enragement engagement.
Bitch and moan about the platform or the audience until enough people are paying attention through sheer enragement engagement.
There’s a thread going around where Mueller She Wrote is QT’ing a picture of Stephen Miller calling him out for something. One of MSW’s fans quotes her post saying: “Wow! You hate immigrants!” or something like that.
Now the people replying can’t tell if the resister was talking about Miller or MSW
Now the people replying can’t tell if the resister was talking about Miller or MSW
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
There’s a thread going around where Mueller She Wrote is QT’ing a picture of Stephen Miller calling him out for something. One of MSW’s fans quotes her post saying: “Wow! You hate immigrants!” or something like that.
Now the people replying can’t tell if the resister was talking about Miller or MSW
Now the people replying can’t tell if the resister was talking about Miller or MSW
T’s and P’s
Don’t want to be dead? Don’t be a Nazi, chump.
Don’t want to be dead? Don’t be a Nazi, chump.
"I think that’s one of the things that broke him was being hated by so many people."
Parents of notorious Border Patrol agent blame public backlash for his overdose death
It’s the first time they’ve spoken out since their son’s controversial arrest of a U.S. citizen and his drunken confrontation with police drew intense scrutiny.
lbpost.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
T’s and P’s
Don’t want to be dead? Don’t be a Nazi, chump.
Don’t want to be dead? Don’t be a Nazi, chump.
If you need to weed out some bluemaga bs, just block anyone in this comment section defending ole Billy.
bonkers time to be posting old photos with this man in particular
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If you need to weed out some bluemaga bs, just block anyone in this comment section defending ole Billy.
Gift of the year goes to my mother. She got me a desktop sized wacky, arm waving, inflatable air guy (like the kind you see at a used car lot) for my desk at work. Perfect.
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Gift of the year goes to my mother. She got me a desktop sized wacky, arm waving, inflatable air guy (like the kind you see at a used car lot) for my desk at work. Perfect.
In times like these you look for the silver linings. Not sleeping is incredibly destructive to people with cardiac issues.
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
In times like these you look for the silver linings. Not sleeping is incredibly destructive to people with cardiac issues.
Furiously scribbling onto a list of life goals
This is my dad’s Christmas tree.
He has been using the same live tree for more than 20 years.
It’s in a pot on wheels and it goes back to the yard after Christmas.
He has been using the same live tree for more than 20 years.
It’s in a pot on wheels and it goes back to the yard after Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Furiously scribbling onto a list of life goals
Kind of hilarious hopping on BlueSky after setting up Christmas, enjoying a little spiked cider and petting my dog, eagerly awaiting the feeling of watching my family open their gifts… only to find Mark Cuban fighting people online about healthcare.
Money doesn’t buy happiness. Merry Christmas yall
Money doesn’t buy happiness. Merry Christmas yall
December 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Kind of hilarious hopping on BlueSky after setting up Christmas, enjoying a little spiked cider and petting my dog, eagerly awaiting the feeling of watching my family open their gifts… only to find Mark Cuban fighting people online about healthcare.
Money doesn’t buy happiness. Merry Christmas yall
Money doesn’t buy happiness. Merry Christmas yall
I’ve been an Executive Chef in seven different states.
I’ve eaten at several michelin starred restaurants.
I’ve eaten a meal in Southern Italy consisting entirely of ingredients produced at the single farm where we ate the meal.
Nothing is as delicious as this irony.
I’ve eaten at several michelin starred restaurants.
I’ve eaten a meal in Southern Italy consisting entirely of ingredients produced at the single farm where we ate the meal.
Nothing is as delicious as this irony.
Turning Point USA was founded in 2012 by Charlie Kirk and Bill Montgomery
Two of their major policy pushes were a more prominent gun culture and zero COVID restrictions
Bill Montgomery died to the COVID virus
Charlie Kirk died to gun violence
Two of their major policy pushes were a more prominent gun culture and zero COVID restrictions
Bill Montgomery died to the COVID virus
Charlie Kirk died to gun violence
December 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’ve been an Executive Chef in seven different states.
I’ve eaten at several michelin starred restaurants.
I’ve eaten a meal in Southern Italy consisting entirely of ingredients produced at the single farm where we ate the meal.
Nothing is as delicious as this irony.
I’ve eaten at several michelin starred restaurants.
I’ve eaten a meal in Southern Italy consisting entirely of ingredients produced at the single farm where we ate the meal.
Nothing is as delicious as this irony.
Reposted
I am tired of this world, these people
December 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I am tired of this world, these people
Going to be starting a tour of my house this evening. Dates below:
12/15 at 5:00 PM - Living Room
12/15 at 6:00 PM - Kitchen
12/15 at 8:00 PM - Bathroom
12/15 at 9:00 PM - Bedroom
Exciting stuff.
12/15 at 5:00 PM - Living Room
12/15 at 6:00 PM - Kitchen
12/15 at 8:00 PM - Bathroom
12/15 at 9:00 PM - Bedroom
Exciting stuff.
Mortality streams on Netflix December 30th. I’ll have a quick nap and then start work on my next tour. Tickets on sale Friday at 10am.
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Going to be starting a tour of my house this evening. Dates below:
12/15 at 5:00 PM - Living Room
12/15 at 6:00 PM - Kitchen
12/15 at 8:00 PM - Bathroom
12/15 at 9:00 PM - Bedroom
Exciting stuff.
12/15 at 5:00 PM - Living Room
12/15 at 6:00 PM - Kitchen
12/15 at 8:00 PM - Bathroom
12/15 at 9:00 PM - Bedroom
Exciting stuff.
Factually incorrect and morally bankrupt.
December 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Factually incorrect and morally bankrupt.
Watching people figure out Tom Nichols is just a permanently dissatisfied contrarian bitching into the void is a fun little Sunday evening activity while the grinch is on.
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Watching people figure out Tom Nichols is just a permanently dissatisfied contrarian bitching into the void is a fun little Sunday evening activity while the grinch is on.
How could Kevin Stefanski’s virulent racism get intercepted three times like this?
December 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
How could Kevin Stefanski’s virulent racism get intercepted three times like this?
Apparently fibromyalgia turns you into a bigot? Not sure if that’s true, but I’m truly glad you aren’t teaching children anymore.
I’m anti Zionist, not antisemitic. This shit is deplorable.
I’m anti Zionist, not antisemitic. This shit is deplorable.
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Apparently fibromyalgia turns you into a bigot? Not sure if that’s true, but I’m truly glad you aren’t teaching children anymore.
I’m anti Zionist, not antisemitic. This shit is deplorable.
I’m anti Zionist, not antisemitic. This shit is deplorable.
Saw that the man who stopped one of the shooters in Australia is a Muslim fruit stand owner.
I hope he fully recovers, and that Laura Loomer has just the worst possible day.
I hope he fully recovers, and that Laura Loomer has just the worst possible day.
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Saw that the man who stopped one of the shooters in Australia is a Muslim fruit stand owner.
I hope he fully recovers, and that Laura Loomer has just the worst possible day.
I hope he fully recovers, and that Laura Loomer has just the worst possible day.
Used to work with a guy like this until he got into an accident going 90-100 on the highway and smeared himself into the median.
Don’t feed the troll BlueSky, karma cleans up in the end.
Don’t feed the troll BlueSky, karma cleans up in the end.
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Used to work with a guy like this until he got into an accident going 90-100 on the highway and smeared himself into the median.
Don’t feed the troll BlueSky, karma cleans up in the end.
Don’t feed the troll BlueSky, karma cleans up in the end.
What I say to myself every single day when I walk into my M-F 9-5 business job.
If I don’t get more famous soon I’m gonna have to become a lot easier to work with
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
What I say to myself every single day when I walk into my M-F 9-5 business job.
Just put new flying pajamas on my christmas list
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Just put new flying pajamas on my christmas list
$25% 50-year mortgages
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
$25% 50-year mortgages