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Woosh
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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You can’t spell thanksgivemg without anime
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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The worse you do on a driver’s test the smaller they should make your car
September 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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oomf just sent this to me "this made me think of you" please enjoy
June 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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My pretentious but effective method for finding interesting movies
May 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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me: technically baseball is parryslop

my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then
May 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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The future history of now will include something along the lines of "social media put billions of people worldwide in the same room together for the first time in history and it drove them absolutely insane"
April 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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HELLLLOOOOOO Lies of P soundtrack on vinyl
March 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Dark matter, which constitutes 85% of the universe, might be your mom
March 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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SUPPORT THE ART'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
February 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Woosh
February 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.
February 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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December 20, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
December 8, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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Most competent police officer
December 1, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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September 7, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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Get back to your roots. Remember why you started posting in the first place: because you have a disease
November 24, 2024 at 9:05 AM