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HoboSpider
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Quittin' time every time
Walking into the maternity ward to earn the Guinness world record for "most consecutive thumb war wins" only the end up in the emergency ward with the record for "most crushed hands"
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is some real high school philosophy syllogism
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I remember the McDonalds tie-in promotion more than the movie itself. I've also convinced myself that some restaurants were heavily renovated to evoke the look of the Rockdonalds from the film (such as a mammoth tusk "M" sign) but I can't find any evidence online to confirm this.
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Find a job I'd be happy at
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Reposted by HoboSpider
You can’t spell thanksgivemg without anime
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I wonder what's the worst thing a pope has ever accepted
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I Wallace Shawn every day
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Riddle me this Batman
October 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
September 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
West's armor was the coolest thing I saw as a kid and I used to listen to the credits theme song over and over on my VHS copy. "They eat their wounded" will forever be burned into my brain. This movie is incredible.
September 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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The worse you do on a driver’s test the smaller they should make your car
September 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm not sure if you're joking or not but... this is actually a great idea
September 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
How about over the course of 12 hours that feels like eternity for him?
August 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Will you be adding support for half a big-ass ball displays?
August 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
As a baconator fan, they tasted like cheap bologna and mayo to me.
May 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You promise?
May 24, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Happy to see the Biddybuggy is still in the game
May 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This game and Monster Bash were my 2 favorite games as a kid. Apogee had a chokehold on my childhood gaming habits
April 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
...shake?
March 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM