Hobgoblin Shopkeeper
@hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
Markathra | 33 | Merchant of fineries, potions, weapons, armors & miscellany. Trade accepted, coin preferred. BIGOTS FORCIBLY THROWN FROM THE SHOP!!
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me: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
me: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
I was born today many decades ago. Do not sing at me, I'm old!!
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I was born today many decades ago. Do not sing at me, I'm old!!
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The gales of November be upon us.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The gales of November be upon us.
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Three Unbelievable Fall Time Facts
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Three Unbelievable Fall Time Facts
The illness has passed, I can't wait to get back to business as usua- ah crap
a man in a suit is carrying a box of pizza into a doorway .
Alt: Troy from Community in a suit, with 3 pizzas, walks into a chaotic and fiery scene
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The illness has passed, I can't wait to get back to business as usua- ah crap
Eating a hot pocket while running a fever is going to cancel it out, right?
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Eating a hot pocket while running a fever is going to cancel it out, right?
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
I have been cursed! Hexed! Made ill! The flame demons have possessed me and have rended my faculties asunder!! I NEED SOUP 😭
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I have been cursed! Hexed! Made ill! The flame demons have possessed me and have rended my faculties asunder!! I NEED SOUP 😭
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October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Chicagoans are starting to do exactly this.
October 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Chicagoans are starting to do exactly this.
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Here it is! Been working on this for the past month. Longer than I should, some stuff (pen breaking) got in the way. It's silly, nonsensical, wonkily drawn, but I had fun and I'm happy to make a proper comic after so long. Hope y'all enjoy it too
#comics #art #Iloveburgers
#comics #art #Iloveburgers
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Here it is! Been working on this for the past month. Longer than I should, some stuff (pen breaking) got in the way. It's silly, nonsensical, wonkily drawn, but I had fun and I'm happy to make a proper comic after so long. Hope y'all enjoy it too
#comics #art #Iloveburgers
#comics #art #Iloveburgers
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Please check your Halloween candy carefully this year! Corporations are hiding useless AI features inside of the bars in an attempt to trick you to use them.
October 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Please check your Halloween candy carefully this year! Corporations are hiding useless AI features inside of the bars in an attempt to trick you to use them.
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“hope for the best, but prepare for the worst” but it’s prepare for the worst prepare for the worst prepare for the worst prepare for the worst
September 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“hope for the best, but prepare for the worst” but it’s prepare for the worst prepare for the worst prepare for the worst prepare for the worst
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I've been thinking about this a lot lately. How corrosive it is that public figures are--more and more shamelessly--ripping the copper wiring out of the walls. Integrity is for suckers. Abusing power is fun. Caring about anything bigger than yourself is lame. An elite class of evil toddlers
I continue to think that one of the reasons this country is falling apart is the wholesale abandonment of public virtue as a broadly shared aspiration. Or even something people should be embarrassed about if they don’t have it.
Fuckin yikes, man
October 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I've been thinking about this a lot lately. How corrosive it is that public figures are--more and more shamelessly--ripping the copper wiring out of the walls. Integrity is for suckers. Abusing power is fun. Caring about anything bigger than yourself is lame. An elite class of evil toddlers
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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So a video dropped today of game composer Takuya Nakamura
DJing a jungle set in the middle of a rice field while accompanying it on trumpet and I feel like more folks should know about this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVvr...
DJing a jungle set in the middle of a rice field while accompanying it on trumpet and I feel like more folks should know about this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVvr...
jazz jungle mix at Japanese rice field l Takuya Nakamura l login.jp l juke dnb chill
YouTube video by Login.jp_
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October 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So a video dropped today of game composer Takuya Nakamura
DJing a jungle set in the middle of a rice field while accompanying it on trumpet and I feel like more folks should know about this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVvr...
DJing a jungle set in the middle of a rice field while accompanying it on trumpet and I feel like more folks should know about this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVvr...
Funeral, work, then party. Stayed up until 3 the night before (working on an accessory to my Halloween costume), and woke up every half hour after 5, then didn't get to bed until 5 this morning. The things I do for love.
(You'll never guess who I was for Halloween this year.)
(You'll never guess who I was for Halloween this year.)
October 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Funeral, work, then party. Stayed up until 3 the night before (working on an accessory to my Halloween costume), and woke up every half hour after 5, then didn't get to bed until 5 this morning. The things I do for love.
(You'll never guess who I was for Halloween this year.)
(You'll never guess who I was for Halloween this year.)
It's going to be a long day.
October 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
It's going to be a long day.
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sorry i got crumbs all over your baby
October 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
sorry i got crumbs all over your baby
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who up haunting their enemies
October 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
who up haunting their enemies
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it's important to get a good nites sleep after your mental collapse
October 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
it's important to get a good nites sleep after your mental collapse
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New announcement, who dis?
I've finished drawing the 18 pages of the first chapter!
Currently set out to upload over at unquested.cfw.me
With 4 pages scheduled on the 3rd of November!
Then, a new page each week.
#comics #comic #art #comicoop #digitalart
I've finished drawing the 18 pages of the first chapter!
Currently set out to upload over at unquested.cfw.me
With 4 pages scheduled on the 3rd of November!
Then, a new page each week.
#comics #comic #art #comicoop #digitalart
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
New announcement, who dis?
I've finished drawing the 18 pages of the first chapter!
Currently set out to upload over at unquested.cfw.me
With 4 pages scheduled on the 3rd of November!
Then, a new page each week.
#comics #comic #art #comicoop #digitalart
I've finished drawing the 18 pages of the first chapter!
Currently set out to upload over at unquested.cfw.me
With 4 pages scheduled on the 3rd of November!
Then, a new page each week.
#comics #comic #art #comicoop #digitalart
I ran into my ex in the pumpkin patch. He's absolutely flourishing. Thankfully didn't recognize me with the skull mask but augh 💀 good for him.
October 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I ran into my ex in the pumpkin patch. He's absolutely flourishing. Thankfully didn't recognize me with the skull mask but augh 💀 good for him.
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MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit
MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit
MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free