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Hobgoblin Shopkeeper
@hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
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Markathra | 33 | Merchant of fineries, potions, weapons, armors & miscellany. Trade accepted, coin preferred. BIGOTS FORCIBLY THROWN FROM THE SHOP!!
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Behold! Ooga booga and all that
A 2D styrofoam recreation of Eustace's scary mask from Courage the Cowardly Dog
October 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
Funeral, work, then party. Stayed up until 3 the night before (working on an accessory to my Halloween costume), and woke up every half hour after 5, then didn't get to bed until 5 this morning. The things I do for love.
(You'll never guess who I was for Halloween this year.)
An unfinished Courage the Cowardly Dog knitted plush. He's shaped like a hot pocket, has big eyes and a big nose/snout, no limbs except a single, curly ear.
October 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
I ran into my ex in the pumpkin patch. He's absolutely flourishing. Thankfully didn't recognize me with the skull mask but augh 💀 good for him.
Illustration of a gnome wearing a black cap with moons, holding a small jack-o'-lantern standing between two other jack-o'-lanterns wearing witch hats.
October 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
How do these suit ya, froggy friend?
A sketchbook page full of insects and arachnids- grasshoppers, crickets, a bumblebee, a katydid(?), a daddy long legs, two different jumping spiders, a caterpillar and a cecropia moth caterpillar
September 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Also I don't know why it's taken me this long to mention Borscht, Sandra, and their ward Lil Glass Bones. My only gnome OC is a skeleton.
Borscht, a gnome skeleton sits comfortably in the lap of his girlfriend Sandra, a regular skeleton, as she holds Lil Glass Bones wrapped in bubble wrap, on a rollercoaster Borscht leans on Sandra as she holds Lil Glass Bones in a group picture. Borscht has his boot on LGB's head, who doesn't seem to notice.
September 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
Quote with your skull art!
A hobgoblin with a skull mask A hobgoblin swordfighting a skeleton in a dark basement A hobgoblin in silhouette before a wraith with a skull face Skeleton Hatsune Miku
September 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
I recently thwarted poltergeists, please clap
#comic #doodle #cartoon #haunting #customerservice #ghost #hobgoblin #funny #silly
Panel 1: Markathra the hobgoblin sleeps soundly, snork mimimimi Panel 2: same panel but a blue spectral hand reaches for Markathra Panel 3: the hand peels Markathra's eyelids open and says "hello!" Panel 4: the hand belongs to a ghost man with no lips, and Markathra yells and grabs his wrist. He asks "Are you guys open today" and Markathra says "IT'S 3AM PETE!!! WE OPEN AT 9:30!!!". Pete says "oh-". End.
September 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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This is where they make the soup
A factory on a river
September 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I'm fighting everybody today, come down to the pit if you want a face full of holes
A morningstar, which is a metal rod with a handle on one side and a ball with protruding spikes on the other
September 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Post a random picture or else something mildly inconvenient could potentially happen in September.
Cat standing in a strange way with her head aimed at the camera but looking away, photo blurry.
September 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
A jack russell terrier about to devour all of a soft serve ice cream, while in a car, and the typed caption in the center middle of the image says "this the gluttony they was talking about in the bible 💔"
August 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
That can't be good.
Crystalline skulls floating in a beige liquid in a blue container!! (They're ice. It's iced coffee.)
August 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
This kid is 25?? What the heck
#goblin #doodle #sketch #tinkerer #inventor
A goblin with big eyes, big ears, a wide mouth and normal nose. She wears a bandana that's covering her hairline, and her hair is spikey and dark. She has a scarf around her neck over a short. She has big bags under her eyes and a bruise or dirt on her cheek. Her lower canines point out of her lip. She looks mischievous but sturdy.
August 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
Love being an NPC. No more "final girl" bullshit for me, gimme that sandwich.
Tumblr user scumbagsblog's screenshot of twitter user itsbcjim's tweet, reading "The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane." Scumbagsblog writes "where's that master post of quotes that have no right to go as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"."
August 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
This demonic bird has deemed me unworthy. I'm to be executed soon.
Statue of a bird in dark silhouette before a throne made of stone
August 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
It took a year but my poster finally worked??
A poster with a goblin hand over a crossed skeleton hand against a red circle, with a black textured background behind it and red bars with white lettering on the top and bottom. Top text says "UNDERLINGS", around the circle says "WORKER'S RIGHTS, FAIR TREATMENT, EQUAL PAY, BENEFITS" in white, and the bottom text says "UNITE!"
August 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Orc husband is enjoying vacation 🥰
#orc #orchusband #oc #ocart #floralshirt #hirsute #doodle #art #sketch #ballpoint #mustache #beard
An orc wearing an open floral button down shirt as well as pince-nez. He has a curly mustache and a short cropped beard, as well as the beginnings of a hairy chest. His lower canines poke out from his lips. His eyebrows are slightly furrowed but his expression is otherwise neutral.
August 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
They've brainwashed a gnome and hung him as an example!
A gnome with a gross amount of American patriotism
August 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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She's never really taken me seriously.
#goblin #doodle #drawing #sketch #fantasy #art
A goblin with spiky longish hair and a patterned kimono
August 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Hey artists, quote with your woman art.
Ryma's ghost haunting the moon Grismelda Thundergall, a stacked goblinish bar wench Tharmie the goblin Ryma the half-hobgoblin, in life
August 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
The fisherman.
#doodle #drawing #selkie #walrus #oldman #oc #ocart #sketch #illustration #portrait
An older man with a large mustache, thick eyebrows, sideburns and slicked back hair, with small tusks and pointed ears, wearing a buttoned down striped shirt. He looks warily off to the right.
August 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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They've been like this for over a decade now, god help me. I don't know how she doesn't just put him through the floor.
A hobgoblin in plate armor with a mutton chops beard and heart eyes snuggles up to an unimpressed bugbear. A handwritten note above them says "Spandall hearts Hroda"
August 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Artists, showcase your art style! ✏️ 🎨

I tag @crayonwizard.bsky.social, @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social, @merlinwizarddd.bsky.social and @friar-bones.bsky.social !
A mafia of goblinoids, colorized Hobgoblin and skeleton fight Orc body guard Goblin aristocrat
August 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I got a guy like that! People think he's an elf but he's got pointy goblin teeth and was born of goblins
An elfy goblin man, ballpoint pen sketch
July 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
hobjobgoblin.bsky.social
Is this not a juvenile tabaxi? She just Does This. Is she some kind of goblin???
[He'a not holding her scruff, she's somewhat jumped in order to get pets]
Alack cat standing on two feet jumping to lean into a human hand coming from off screen. She is poised in a way that makes her look somewhat like a hunching little goblin.
July 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM