JRR Tolkien wrote The Hobbit in his 40's and was in his 60's when the final part of The Lord of the Rings was published. That's been making me feel better since I turned 33.

These hooligans, always looking for shortcuts! Trying to convince me to sell them level 99 cursed bastard swords when they're barely level 2.

We will all return to worm someday 🪱😌🪱

Ah! Interesting. Why the worm god?

You let Rupert out of the cage? Is he doing just fine?

Hey man no worries I gave it to the- ah crap

I made a goblin clone posse to dismantle your cloning crystals and now we (you, I, and the goblin and all of their clones) are getting ice cream. Happy birthday!!

The mask-portion of the masquerade is the hamfisted visualization of having something to hide, deception, secrecy, etc. But not me, I'm 100% honest and wouldn't attend a masquerade for all the money in the world!!

Happy birthday Rupert! Was this goblin also clone? I need to know for science!

Ah! Good, I will boil it posthaste, let me bring it to the cauldron OOOF OUCH AGH IT STUNG ME AAAAH

Can I boil it or is that going to make it mad

Hell yeah go for it!!

HELL YEAH!!!!