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I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer
October 30, 2023 at 6:48 PM
I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer
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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
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Let's delve into this, parishioners — there are 14 commandments,
August 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Let's delve into this, parishioners — there are 14 commandments,
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August 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Oh I need to "rotate my tires" huh? Yeah no shit, pal. That's what driving is.
August 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Oh I need to "rotate my tires" huh? Yeah no shit, pal. That's what driving is.
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my idle stance: menacing bounce, surrounded by flames, the earth cracks beneath my feet, i'm also twirling a giant weapon
your idle stance: falling asleep, snot bubble coming out of your nose, and you're picking your butt
your idle stance: falling asleep, snot bubble coming out of your nose, and you're picking your butt
July 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
my idle stance: menacing bounce, surrounded by flames, the earth cracks beneath my feet, i'm also twirling a giant weapon
your idle stance: falling asleep, snot bubble coming out of your nose, and you're picking your butt
your idle stance: falling asleep, snot bubble coming out of your nose, and you're picking your butt
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Move over, Hemingway
July 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Move over, Hemingway
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these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together
June 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together
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LinkedIn show what they actually contributed to a project when they post about it
May 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
LinkedIn show what they actually contributed to a project when they post about it
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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
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A thing I love about Andor is how much texture it adds to the original films. For example we now know that whenever some officer is getting force choked by Darth Vader they’re thinking “man I should’ve blown my brains out an hour ago”
May 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A thing I love about Andor is how much texture it adds to the original films. For example we now know that whenever some officer is getting force choked by Darth Vader they’re thinking “man I should’ve blown my brains out an hour ago”
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*Syril Karn starts wearing a beret after living on the France planet for five minutes* me: that’s so Syril
May 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
*Syril Karn starts wearing a beret after living on the France planet for five minutes* me: that’s so Syril
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The wise man sees there is two sides to every issue: my way or the freakin highway bud.
April 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The wise man sees there is two sides to every issue: my way or the freakin highway bud.
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AVERAGE DEMOCRATIC SENATOR
Working families are sick to death of Chaos Donald’s taxes on eggs. Let’s work together to bring down prices, mayhaps?
AVERAGE BUSH ADMINISTRATION JUDGE OR COLUMNIST
We must end Trump-Hitler immediately at any price. Glory to Generalissimo Sanders and Commandant AOC!
Working families are sick to death of Chaos Donald’s taxes on eggs. Let’s work together to bring down prices, mayhaps?
AVERAGE BUSH ADMINISTRATION JUDGE OR COLUMNIST
We must end Trump-Hitler immediately at any price. Glory to Generalissimo Sanders and Commandant AOC!
April 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
AVERAGE DEMOCRATIC SENATOR
Working families are sick to death of Chaos Donald’s taxes on eggs. Let’s work together to bring down prices, mayhaps?
AVERAGE BUSH ADMINISTRATION JUDGE OR COLUMNIST
We must end Trump-Hitler immediately at any price. Glory to Generalissimo Sanders and Commandant AOC!
Working families are sick to death of Chaos Donald’s taxes on eggs. Let’s work together to bring down prices, mayhaps?
AVERAGE BUSH ADMINISTRATION JUDGE OR COLUMNIST
We must end Trump-Hitler immediately at any price. Glory to Generalissimo Sanders and Commandant AOC!
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TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
September 11, 2001 at 12:14 PM
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
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“I hate communists” you say on your communist weekend instead of being in the capitalist workplace
April 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
“I hate communists” you say on your communist weekend instead of being in the capitalist workplace
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Abolish April Fool’s day. Society has moved past the need for April Fool’s day
April 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Abolish April Fool’s day. Society has moved past the need for April Fool’s day
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Nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I have already portrayed myself as the $1.50 gigantic Costco hot dog and you as the $7.49 pathetic Five Guys hot dog
March 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I have already portrayed myself as the $1.50 gigantic Costco hot dog and you as the $7.49 pathetic Five Guys hot dog
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Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
September 7, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
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When I say I'm going to give something the old college try I mean I'm going to give it two years before getting asked to leave.
February 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
When I say I'm going to give something the old college try I mean I'm going to give it two years before getting asked to leave.
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Boomers wandered innocently into the hellscape of facebook trying to reconnect with old friends they hadn't seen since the Carter administration. I built my own tomb around me because I wanted to see Peter tell Chris that gambling is haram.
February 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Boomers wandered innocently into the hellscape of facebook trying to reconnect with old friends they hadn't seen since the Carter administration. I built my own tomb around me because I wanted to see Peter tell Chris that gambling is haram.
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I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
January 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy