Horatio Magellan Crunch
@hmcrunch.bsky.social
Disgusting Jezebel whore with a feminist spirit | Stove-touching enthusiast
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rw press is using the fact that the shooter, an immigration officer, is married to a much younger recent Filipino immigrant whom he apparently met in the Phillipines as proof that he is not a racist. that is not what i would determine from that fact pattern. i would FOIA 911 calls at his address.
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
rw press is using the fact that the shooter, an immigration officer, is married to a much younger recent Filipino immigrant whom he apparently met in the Phillipines as proof that he is not a racist. that is not what i would determine from that fact pattern. i would FOIA 911 calls at his address.
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honestly do not like the raw simmering rage and disgust that i experience day to day
January 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
honestly do not like the raw simmering rage and disgust that i experience day to day
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More people are going to be murdered by ICE. It’s clear. The tactics ensure it, ICE is getting more furious and being disagreed with or resisted in any way, the verminous administration supports them and has shown they will tell any lie to support ICE murdering people.
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January 9, 2026 at 3:45 PM
More people are going to be murdered by ICE. It’s clear. The tactics ensure it, ICE is getting more furious and being disagreed with or resisted in any way, the verminous administration supports them and has shown they will tell any lie to support ICE murdering people.
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This needs to happen, and the only way it happens is if we're prepared to treat as null and void the inevitable blanket pardons. A coherent account of how and why they're invalid, and the political will to do what it takes to make that stick.
"Should the opposition ever regain power, it should commit to prosecuting members of this regime at every level to the fullest extent of the law."
The Distance Between Renee Good and Ashli Babbitt Is Fascism
It’s not a hypocrisy. It’s a coherent worldview.
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January 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
This needs to happen, and the only way it happens is if we're prepared to treat as null and void the inevitable blanket pardons. A coherent account of how and why they're invalid, and the political will to do what it takes to make that stick.
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Guillotines
This is why I'm not interested in getting bogged down in the who-stood-where particulars of one obviously and gratuitously unjustified shooting. Every couple hours we get fresh documentary evidence of ICE/USBP acting as unrestrained jackboots terrorizing and brutalizing peaceful people.
via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Guillotines
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The NYT is filled with cowards and we should all say clearly until that weird stalker guy they have patrolling this site shows up in our mentions.
Hey NYT! Why don’t you just lead with what we all saw on the video?
January 8, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The NYT is filled with cowards and we should all say clearly until that weird stalker guy they have patrolling this site shows up in our mentions.
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I know one day most of us will be looking at this time in the rearview mirror, but right now I’m looking down the barrel of three years that each promise to be worse than the last, after the shit-ass year we’ve just had, and I just have a hard time even understanding what that looks like.
January 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I know one day most of us will be looking at this time in the rearview mirror, but right now I’m looking down the barrel of three years that each promise to be worse than the last, after the shit-ass year we’ve just had, and I just have a hard time even understanding what that looks like.
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Right. The point is not “it matters extra because it’s a citizen,” the point is “we either hang together or we will all hang separately.”
i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all
January 8, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Right. The point is not “it matters extra because it’s a citizen,” the point is “we either hang together or we will all hang separately.”
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There is absolutely no reason for Dems to vote for GOP nominees, to facilitate the smooth operation of Congress, nor to withhold impeachment of the President and his appointees. Do it all.
Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
January 8, 2026 at 3:19 AM
There is absolutely no reason for Dems to vote for GOP nominees, to facilitate the smooth operation of Congress, nor to withhold impeachment of the President and his appointees. Do it all.
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Treason shouldn't be a capital crime b/c of some "they insulted the FLAG and sided with the TERRORISTS over MURICA"
It should be death because that is the only tier of consequence that keeps the powerful from attempting it again and again until they get lucky. You need to stop them before they do.
It should be death because that is the only tier of consequence that keeps the powerful from attempting it again and again until they get lucky. You need to stop them before they do.
January 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Treason shouldn't be a capital crime b/c of some "they insulted the FLAG and sided with the TERRORISTS over MURICA"
It should be death because that is the only tier of consequence that keeps the powerful from attempting it again and again until they get lucky. You need to stop them before they do.
It should be death because that is the only tier of consequence that keeps the powerful from attempting it again and again until they get lucky. You need to stop them before they do.
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I will go to my grave believing in my heart of hearts the proper response to Jan 6th was "using the monopoly on superior firepower inherent to the state."
If my tax dollars pay for federal protective agencies to have fancy Belgian PDWs then by God I expect them to be used to defend the Republic.
If my tax dollars pay for federal protective agencies to have fancy Belgian PDWs then by God I expect them to be used to defend the Republic.
January 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I will go to my grave believing in my heart of hearts the proper response to Jan 6th was "using the monopoly on superior firepower inherent to the state."
If my tax dollars pay for federal protective agencies to have fancy Belgian PDWs then by God I expect them to be used to defend the Republic.
If my tax dollars pay for federal protective agencies to have fancy Belgian PDWs then by God I expect them to be used to defend the Republic.
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imagine telling yourself on january 6, 2021 that five years from now things would be so much worse
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
imagine telling yourself on january 6, 2021 that five years from now things would be so much worse
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This is the kind of thing that the Founders explicitly designed our constitution to prevent; a president who has seized wealth for his own benefit without any intervention from Congress, which in our system is supposed to be the holder of the power of the purse.
January 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
This is the kind of thing that the Founders explicitly designed our constitution to prevent; a president who has seized wealth for his own benefit without any intervention from Congress, which in our system is supposed to be the holder of the power of the purse.
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"did you try to bribe the president of the united states by giving him your nobel peace prize so he will declare that you are in charge of venezuela after abducting its leader by military force" is just a thing that someone can be asked in an interview now and we all have to deal with that
Hannity: Did you at any point offered to give him the Nobel peace prize?
Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 AM
"did you try to bribe the president of the united states by giving him your nobel peace prize so he will declare that you are in charge of venezuela after abducting its leader by military force" is just a thing that someone can be asked in an interview now and we all have to deal with that
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January 5, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
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The president's unaccountable assassination squad is now also an unaccountable kidnapping squad and dems can either plan to take action accordingly or be replaced by those who will
I'm not joking
January 3, 2026 at 9:39 AM
The president's unaccountable assassination squad is now also an unaccountable kidnapping squad and dems can either plan to take action accordingly or be replaced by those who will
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renaming mar-a-lago "black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, and no human is illegal" and then getting mad when kid rock declines to perform there
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
renaming mar-a-lago "black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, and no human is illegal" and then getting mad when kid rock declines to perform there
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Deepfake porn and nonconsensual imagery is not a new problem in AI. It was arguably one of the first major concerns for generative AI companies. X and xAI have faced previous instances of celeb deepfakes on their properties.
To allow this stuff now is a choice.
To allow this stuff now is a choice.
January 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Deepfake porn and nonconsensual imagery is not a new problem in AI. It was arguably one of the first major concerns for generative AI companies. X and xAI have faced previous instances of celeb deepfakes on their properties.
To allow this stuff now is a choice.
To allow this stuff now is a choice.
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There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
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if people on the other site think Obama was mean, i don't think they're ready for Reconstruction 2
December 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
if people on the other site think Obama was mean, i don't think they're ready for Reconstruction 2