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Pour some syrup on me
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The post office is issuing commemorative tramp stamps.
July 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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tech bro is short for technically broken
April 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Goddammit I think I just heard the Jumanji drums.
March 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Daaammmn girl, how did you squeeze all that crazy into one fine ass package?
March 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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christian bale: i am batman

christian braille: ⠊ ⠁⠍ ⠃⠁⠞⠍⠁⠝
March 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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just won an oscar for best lighting in a teams meeting
March 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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i woke up today and chose violets
March 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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my signature move is not moving. for like hours.
January 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Your email finds me eating shredded parmesan with a fork
January 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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All panties are edible if you love her enough.
January 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
January 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Forehead kisses ward off nightmares, everyone knows this.
January 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Hello, Bluesky. I’m here because TikTok and I had a complicated breakup. Let’s just say I’m a sad, wandering content refugee looking for new laughs and chaos.
January 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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but where will the other social media platforms get content
January 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Nothing says modern romance like watching TikToks on FaceTime with your bf until the very last scroll. The shared laughs, the mutual cringe, and the synchronized doomscroll—it’s what Shakespeare would’ve written about if he had Wi-Fi. 💕
January 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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hey baby let's make some covalent bonds
November 22, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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Chipotle mayo could bring this country together
November 22, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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smoking that good shit 😮‍💨

(i’m high on anxiety)
November 21, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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The real triumph here is that I thought of a skeet in the night, went back to sleep & still remembered it when I woke up.
November 17, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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Your daily reminder to tell your girl she's beautiful, or I will mfer
November 17, 2024 at 10:22 PM