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· Aug 13
My kid said last night ‘mummy I bet when people come over to our house they think we’re rich’ & I’m like oh yeah why’s that?
He says ‘because we have such a fancy air conditioner’
Nobody tell him actually rich people hide AC inside their walls. Statement piece air conditioners are where it’s at.
He says ‘because we have such a fancy air conditioner’
Nobody tell him actually rich people hide AC inside their walls. Statement piece air conditioners are where it’s at.
When I am mentally unwell I wish so badly I had never gotten married or had children or tied anyone else to my sphere of despair.
January 17, 2026 at 6:06 PM
When I am mentally unwell I wish so badly I had never gotten married or had children or tied anyone else to my sphere of despair.
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Why did we get the one apocalypse where everybody still gotta have a job
January 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Why did we get the one apocalypse where everybody still gotta have a job
My strength and growth offending you is why we no longer speak.
January 8, 2026 at 4:40 PM
My strength and growth offending you is why we no longer speak.
Maybe this is just the crescendo and the song is almost over.
January 8, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Maybe this is just the crescendo and the song is almost over.
Don’t worry about words, remember you’re a witch.
January 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Don’t worry about words, remember you’re a witch.
Enjoying the regulated nervous system of someone who walked away from disaster.
January 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Enjoying the regulated nervous system of someone who walked away from disaster.
Perpetual victims can never be saved.
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Perpetual victims can never be saved.
If they ever say they definitely aren’t stalking someone always know that they definitely are.
January 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
If they ever say they definitely aren’t stalking someone always know that they definitely are.
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if i got accused of being a witch i would simply kill the accusers with my witch magic
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
if i got accused of being a witch i would simply kill the accusers with my witch magic
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Putting little Santa hats on me cock n both balls
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Putting little Santa hats on me cock n both balls
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Watching the video of a regular citizen stop a gunman while taking fire at Bondi Beach made me think of Uvalde, and the shame that should never go away.
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Watching the video of a regular citizen stop a gunman while taking fire at Bondi Beach made me think of Uvalde, and the shame that should never go away.
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A short piece on the tragedy at Brown University—and why we must refuse to accept mass school shootings as normal.
matthewakraft.substack.com/p/the-insani...
matthewakraft.substack.com/p/the-insani...
December 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A short piece on the tragedy at Brown University—and why we must refuse to accept mass school shootings as normal.
matthewakraft.substack.com/p/the-insani...
matthewakraft.substack.com/p/the-insani...
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I have never seen this country more divided by hate.
It starts at the highest office in the country and trickles down like poison.
It starts at the highest office in the country and trickles down like poison.
December 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I have never seen this country more divided by hate.
It starts at the highest office in the country and trickles down like poison.
It starts at the highest office in the country and trickles down like poison.
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Kinda gotta hand it to MAGA. They aren't about to let statistics, real-world evidence, forensic evidence, eyewitness testimony, police reports, sworn affidavits, economic data, basic scientific laws, or reality get in the way of whatever ridiculous bullshit they want to believe.
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Kinda gotta hand it to MAGA. They aren't about to let statistics, real-world evidence, forensic evidence, eyewitness testimony, police reports, sworn affidavits, economic data, basic scientific laws, or reality get in the way of whatever ridiculous bullshit they want to believe.
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
With some people there is no burying the hatchet, it will always get dug back up.
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
With some people there is no burying the hatchet, it will always get dug back up.
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a lot of people don't know that the original harry potter manuscript was scrawled on the walls of a public bathroom while jkr hunched in the corner sniffing sharpies and screeching at everyone who entered to show her their labia
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
a lot of people don't know that the original harry potter manuscript was scrawled on the walls of a public bathroom while jkr hunched in the corner sniffing sharpies and screeching at everyone who entered to show her their labia
I didn’t make you fall for me, I’m just completely loveable to everyone.
December 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I didn’t make you fall for me, I’m just completely loveable to everyone.
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Just in time for festivus
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Just in time for festivus
Opens email. Reads ‘no action is required on your part’. Deletes email.
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Opens email. Reads ‘no action is required on your part’. Deletes email.
Tell her she’s overreacting. That’ll fix things.
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Tell her she’s overreacting. That’ll fix things.
When you’re pretty sure their therapist they always bring up as th expert opinion is just chat gbt…
December 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
When you’re pretty sure their therapist they always bring up as th expert opinion is just chat gbt…
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Some days the multivitamin just wants to go down sideways.
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Some days the multivitamin just wants to go down sideways.
Watching DARVO play out in real time when you now know what DARVO is, is kinda fun, you can predict what they’ll say next & get to be right 100% of the time.
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Watching DARVO play out in real time when you now know what DARVO is, is kinda fun, you can predict what they’ll say next & get to be right 100% of the time.
You’re trying to get me to see your point but all I see is how much you hate women.
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You’re trying to get me to see your point but all I see is how much you hate women.