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Keziah 🦝🚲
@heyk.bsky.social
meow ko na | she/they
(same person from the ol’ bird app)
wholesome interactions with fellow commuters: 100000% better by bike. #BikeCommuting
June 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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You don't have to go car-free. Just try replacing *some* car trips! You'll be healthier and happier. #BikesAreBetter
Everyone of you taking small steps to show alternatives to cars are awesome. It’s hard I know, the world wasn’t made for us.

Maybe you go by foot, bike, scooter, skateboard, train, bus, or by boat.

Every trip you take is making a difference.
June 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i love encountering chatty and playful quest cats. it’s always amusing to me how they’re geofenced.
May 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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April 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’ve gotten so used to the predictability of going by bike that I’ve been unable to correctly anticipate how bad traffic will be if going by car. How does everyone keep living like this.
April 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Many have asked how it could cost $17.5 million to confine just over 100 unhoused people to a warehouse for 90 days.

The answer? The company running the facility got a no-bid contract and has political ties to Louisiana governor Jeff Landry—who invoked emergency powers to detain these men and women
February 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
February 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone
January 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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so many gorgeous women wanting to talk to me. they all are inviting me to watch them sex cameras and nude videos. this is because they are drawn to my traditional masculine values and strength. liberal men will never have this. because everyone is becoming girls now
February 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
today i was blessed with tortieng talong doing this the whole five minutes i was waiting in the lobby
January 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
i love when it’s cross-check day. i don’t normally report onsite on fridays but this bike is so fun to ride, i don’t feel too bad about being at the office.
January 24, 2025 at 10:31 AM
kinda regret not watching the barista brew this. i picked up the beans but after two tries with my usual recipes, i still haven’t extracted it in the same way the barista did. getting decent results but the satisfaction level isn’t as high. should try the instruction card’s recommended pour next.
January 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i finished reading a whole book today. this hasn’t happened in a while. also finished three books so far this month, which also hasn’t happened in a while. (i won’t count the six children’s books my partner’s godchild made us read but maybe i should)
January 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
hello (troubled) from my work friend, office greeter #2
January 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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If anyone is in need of a little holiday cheer, Tesla rolled out a software update for Christmas and it bricked a whole bunch of Cybertrucks
www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/thread...
Update 2024.45.25.5 Bricked my truck
As the title says. Installed 2024.45.25.5 and the truck went unresponsive. So just be aware of this when you press to update. They are sending a truck to bring to my local service center.
www.cybertruckownersclub.com
December 24, 2024 at 11:37 PM
kylie in manila cancelled. i’m so sad, i was really looking forward to my first kylie concert since 2011 and getting to share the experience with my girlfriend. what if kaohsiung? 🤔
December 23, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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if a job rejects me but i see that same job reposted over and over again? here i come again bitch
December 16, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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So tired of all these boring “hear me out”s, BTW. Keanu Reeves has always been sexy. Everybody had a crush on the fox Robin Hood. Shego is SUPPOSED to be seen as hot.

Get real weird with it or go home.
December 18, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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December 15, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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Paris to Replace Parking Spaces With Trees
By 2030, Paris will have removed 60,000 parking spaces and replaced them with trees. That’s one of the goals outlined in the French capital’s new 2024-2030 Climate Plan, which was released last week.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Paris to Replace Parking Spaces With Trees
The city’s new climate plan promises to drop speed limits, repurpose traffic lanes, remove 60,000 parking spots and create urban “oases” to combat extreme heat.
www.bloomberg.com
December 11, 2024 at 7:28 AM
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What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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Car tires shed a quarter of all microplastics in the environment. Urgent action is needed canadahealthwatch.ca/2024/12/02/c...
Car tires shed a quarter of all microplastics in the environment.…
Canada Healthwatch | The most important health news, in one place. 🍁
canadahealthwatch.ca
December 2, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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Do the folks who want to tear up bike lanes not understand that if the cyclists are not in the bike lanes they are in the lanes with the cars? In most cases in their own cars? Which means they are now (noisy, polluting) traffic? More car lanes just means more cars.
December 2, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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People on bikes aren’t swerving to annoy drivers, they’re just trying not to die or destroy their mode of transportation.
This is generally what the bike portion looks like of our “shared” roads. Glorious.
December 2, 2024 at 7:01 PM