Hartenstein's Monster
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Hartenstein's Monster
@heygiorgy.bsky.social
Procrastinating lawyer

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Matthew 22:37-39
But Doctor, I am the liberal Joe Rogan
November 12, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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One annoying thing about historical research is looking up how long it took to get from A to B in the US by train in 1880 and then looking it up now and realizing it was faster in 1880.
November 12, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
November 12, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Ginger ale is not "called" ale, becaue ale is a type of beer, such as ginger ale. Thanks Google!
November 12, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
November 7, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
November 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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it’s pretty crazy that trump was best friends with jeffrey epstein for minimum 10 years and elon musk introduced his brother to epstein and dated someone he met through epstein and RFK jr is on record to admitting being on the lolita express at least two times
November 11, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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tl;dr Argentine ant super colonies marching to war in North America!! (best read to oneself in a 1930s news reel voice)

Here is one link: www.forbes.com/sites/quora/...
The Largest Animal War In History Is Happening Right Beneath Our Feet
Do animals fight wars, and if so, what was the largest war? This question was originally answered on Quora by Suzanne Sadedin.
www.forbes.com
November 11, 2024 at 5:39 AM
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The Sun, by Edvard Munch, 1911
November 11, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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Mercator size vs. true country size
by @neilrkaye.bsky.social
November 10, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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Sound on lmao
November 9, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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As if everything isn’t bad enough, I have to see the New Yorker calling it his “reëlection”
November 8, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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“the American obsession with seeing oneself as a victim devoid of any agency is rotting us from the inside out.”
Antisocial Goods
Doxxing, morality plays, black and white thinking, and punishment
tellthebeees.substack.com
November 8, 2024 at 3:31 AM
In retrospect, anybody who has attempted to drive the speed limit in a school zone should have had a good idea about how selfish most Americans are
November 6, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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I'm calling it - this is the most extraordinary thing I've seen on the internet
November 4, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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operator: 911, state the nature of your emergency
me: it would seem that high-rise honcho donald trump has his eye on a new piece of real estate. the address? oh... just a little fixer-upper on 1600 pennsylvania avenue
operator: sir could you please repeat that
me: it would seem that high-rise honch
November 4, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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"kamala harris will protect your right to disagree with her" is something i haven't really heard from another surrogate and i find it genuinely compelling?
NEW: Harrison Ford endorses Kamala Harris.

This is impactful, in part because it comes from someone without a long track record of endorsing candidates.

“I’ve been voting for 64 years. Never really wanted to talk about it very much.”

(📽️Credit: CallToActivism via X)
November 2, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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Yes I said yes I will yes get you in this 2022 GMC Sierra today
November 2, 2024 at 1:14 PM
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Share this shit far and wide. Trump voter told to take off his hat, calls the poll worker a bitch, throws his hat then puts his hands on her and needs to be held back by other people.

Needs to be an ad. If Trump wins this will be every interaction we have in public from them.
November 1, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it
October 31, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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Tucker Carlson has gone public with the news that he was physically attacked by a demon
October 31, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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In case folks are reading this NYT piece as part of their Halloween festivities, note this major fail: "The 1st recorded emergence occurred in the 14th century during the siege of Kaffa, a Genoese trading port in Crimea, where the Mongols reportedly catapulted disease-ridden corpses over the walls."
October 31, 2024 at 10:50 AM
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If you use "things in which this guy is the local TV news anchorman" as your focal point, then Scarface, Blue Thunder, Beverly Hills 90201, Murder She Wrote, The Golden Girls, and Rocky all take place in the RoboCop universe.
October 24, 2024 at 8:13 AM
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I'm well over half way reading and writing about all of Stephen King's novels (plus other bits) in publication order. It's a hobby.

horrorinclined.wordpress.com/stephenkingr...
October 30, 2024 at 11:57 PM