HerTinkness
@hertinkness.bsky.social
Geologist. Sometimes a writer. I pretend to be a hobbit on Wednesdays. Opinions solely my own.
Our secretary of defense doesn’t even understand mirrors… fml
SECARMY is negotiating a peace deal on behalf of POTUS while the SECDEF is threatening a SASC member w/a uniform inspection and prosecution.
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Our secretary of defense doesn’t even understand mirrors… fml
Read this thread if you need a laugh!
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Read this thread if you need a laugh!
A haiku:
Pittsburgh Scanner tells
Of two employees fighting
Inside the Chili’s.
Pittsburgh Scanner tells
Of two employees fighting
Inside the Chili’s.
Lincoln-Lemington-Belmar. Freeport Rd. Inside the Chilis, two employees fist fighting.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
A haiku:
Pittsburgh Scanner tells
Of two employees fighting
Inside the Chili’s.
Pittsburgh Scanner tells
Of two employees fighting
Inside the Chili’s.
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I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
🎼 When you were born everybody thought that you were just a head, but then the doctor said- 🎵
This is Teena. She has heard your cotton ball jokes and is not impressed. 12/10 (IG: bichon_punta)
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
🎼 When you were born everybody thought that you were just a head, but then the doctor said- 🎵
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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How bout them Riverhounds??
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
How bout them Riverhounds??
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It’s bullshit that the best workable strategy we’ve got is waiting for a cult leader to die.
October 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It’s bullshit that the best workable strategy we’ve got is waiting for a cult leader to die.
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The Economist: Geothermal Energy’s Time Has Finally Come; Could Become Bigger Than Nuclear tinyurl.com/4cc95v5s [PDF of Article] tinyurl.com/ynbmb6sx
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The Economist: Geothermal Energy’s Time Has Finally Come; Could Become Bigger Than Nuclear tinyurl.com/4cc95v5s [PDF of Article] tinyurl.com/ynbmb6sx
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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…And these are my pets, a croissant and a tube of biscuit dough.
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
…And these are my pets, a croissant and a tube of biscuit dough.
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Inappropriate use of Bigby’s grasping hand?
Problematic mage wrap.
Problematic mage wrap.
taking old person siestas every afternoon in your mid-thirties?
problematic age nap
problematic age nap
Been angry so long you can't remember why anymore?
Problematic rage gap.
Problematic rage gap.
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Inappropriate use of Bigby’s grasping hand?
Problematic mage wrap.
Problematic mage wrap.
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Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days
Solange Opens Free Digital Library Of Rare Black Books
Solange has launched a digital library archive of Black and brown authors where readers can borrow books at no cost.
peopleofcolorintech.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days
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THIS ONE WAS SO GOOD
THANK YOU @asherelbein.bsky.social!!!
You can read Asher's amazing Magneto essay here:
THANK YOU @asherelbein.bsky.social!!!
You can read Asher's amazing Magneto essay here:
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
THIS ONE WAS SO GOOD
THANK YOU @asherelbein.bsky.social!!!
You can read Asher's amazing Magneto essay here:
THANK YOU @asherelbein.bsky.social!!!
You can read Asher's amazing Magneto essay here:
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i’ve been told i have a very relaxed aura
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i’ve been told i have a very relaxed aura
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Quick cartoon. I was hoping to stay unplugged this week but I saw some news and had to take a break to draw this out. I think we all needed to see it realized.
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Quick cartoon. I was hoping to stay unplugged this week but I saw some news and had to take a break to draw this out. I think we all needed to see it realized.
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Hello! today is 🎂🎉MY BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎂
For my birthday, plz read what is up of my webcomic/signal-boost this skeet? It would mean a lot to me!
Only 50 pages so far. It hasn't updated in ages, but I'm still working on it. Updates will resume when the backlog reaches 50 pages.
blikada.com?pg=1#showComic
For my birthday, plz read what is up of my webcomic/signal-boost this skeet? It would mean a lot to me!
Only 50 pages so far. It hasn't updated in ages, but I'm still working on it. Updates will resume when the backlog reaches 50 pages.
blikada.com?pg=1#showComic
Blikada
blikada.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hello! today is 🎂🎉MY BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎂
For my birthday, plz read what is up of my webcomic/signal-boost this skeet? It would mean a lot to me!
Only 50 pages so far. It hasn't updated in ages, but I'm still working on it. Updates will resume when the backlog reaches 50 pages.
blikada.com?pg=1#showComic
For my birthday, plz read what is up of my webcomic/signal-boost this skeet? It would mean a lot to me!
Only 50 pages so far. It hasn't updated in ages, but I'm still working on it. Updates will resume when the backlog reaches 50 pages.
blikada.com?pg=1#showComic
Some of yinz need to calm down.
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Some of yinz need to calm down.
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nobody wants your fucking ai
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
nobody wants your fucking ai
This, for environmental consulting. I used to have a “hall of shame” email collection for when they revealed they weren’t actually interested in working with my company. It got worse when I was job hunting.
I wish men truly understood how often their peers only pretend to cultivate women's talents because they want to fuck us. I am a short Canadian nobody and it happened to me when I was starting out my screenwriting career no less than four times before I turned 26
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This, for environmental consulting. I used to have a “hall of shame” email collection for when they revealed they weren’t actually interested in working with my company. It got worse when I was job hunting.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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A small 🧵 of free Thanksgiving meals in/around PGH for anyone in need. These are tough times, so if you need a holiday meal, pls sign-up. And if this is your 1st time needing assistance, these initiatives ask for no info & have no judgment ❤️
& feel free to add to the 🧵 if u know of more initiatives
& feel free to add to the 🧵 if u know of more initiatives
Yianni’s Diner in Castle Shannon is offering free Thanksgiving meals for anyone in need, no questions asked. Also, Yianni’s is only steps away from the Willow T station.
They’ll have 500 takeout meals
They’ll have 500 takeout meals
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A small 🧵 of free Thanksgiving meals in/around PGH for anyone in need. These are tough times, so if you need a holiday meal, pls sign-up. And if this is your 1st time needing assistance, these initiatives ask for no info & have no judgment ❤️
& feel free to add to the 🧵 if u know of more initiatives
& feel free to add to the 🧵 if u know of more initiatives
Post your favorite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.