trey
trey
@hemperor.bsky.social
Like, I don't know, man.
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we still dont understand how the human brain works…but its probably just doing linear algebra to guess the next word whenever we talk. Its probably not any more complicated than that
August 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.
July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers at MIT have unveiled a promising new chip flavor that generates a POWERFUL sensory response with just ONE powder coating. By combining two coatings, the chip flavor lingers on tongue for nearly a MINUTE, encouraging the body to produce a VAST array of dopamine. this is HUGE 🧬🥔
July 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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July 2, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I think at this point, the only acceptable position for a politician is "we need to do a General Strike". Anything else is either telling your constituents to endure a Nazi police state or requiring terrible violence to stop it.
July 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Computer, I need a metaphor for contemporary capitalism. No that’s too perfect nobody will believe it.
MAN WHAT THE FUCK
July 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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the sequence of events from “we need to engage the youth! we need our own joe rogan!” to mamdani’s
rise to “we need to crush mamdani and distance ourselves from him” is really something
June 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Not trying to be cynical in the wake of a big win but we're about to see the Republicans, Democrats, news media, and every billionaire join hands and summon the Captain Planet of ratfucking.
June 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Yet Luigi launched a thousand hand-wringing op-eds from the chattering class. Makes you think
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
June 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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my grandpa was illiterate so i have no idea if this ouija board is working or not
June 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Well, that was a nice 10 minutes of feeling happy about the NY mayoral race. Now, on to World War III.
June 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Zohran said go to sleep
June 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
We're really stress testing accelerationism in the US. Fascists rounding people up, a compliant media, national Dems completely incapable of doing anything, and if Mamdani wins, his inevitable sabotage in a Democratic stronghold will demonstrate the impossibility of electoral reform. The Cool Zone
June 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2.

Reporter: That’s.. How did you

Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
May 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison
This is insane and everyone involved needs to be sued into oblivion and then go directly to jail
April 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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People want to consume media that flatters them instead of challenging them, and there’s now a way to do that at scale, and that incentivizes the production of it. This synergizes well with something @opinionhaver.bsky.social said that has really stuck with me:
April 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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ROB ZOMBIE: VINCENT PRICE. DEVIL MAN. FUCK YOU WITH MY CHAINSAW HAND.

EDDIE MUNSTER SAMPLE: I wanna bring my spider for show and tell
February 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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This country FALLING OFF THE BONE COOKED!
February 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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"the lesson is clear: America cannot be trusted, and all its former allies should start preparing for the worst, including developing their own nuclear deterrents in case of war with the U.S. itself." prospect.org/world/2025-0...
Musk and Trump Are Causing the Dumbest Imperial Collapse in History
Empires have fallen before. But it’s never been this purely idiotic.
prospect.org
February 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM