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self-published author of a Zelda fansite. best viewed in Netscape Navigator 3.0
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“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weekly sprints where the team’s story point velocity is above average.” - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
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Actually somewhat terrifying -- Grok is providing random people's home and work addresses to would-be stalkers

futurism.com/artificial-i...
Elon Musk's Grok AI Is Doxxing Home Addresses of Everyday People
Elon Musk's Grox chatbot will happily cough up real, current residential addresses of everyday Americans, with little to no prompting.
futurism.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Q: Who would want a fridge that displays ads in your home?

A: A landlord.
Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Contractor doing a floor installation accidentally texted me just the word "Wife" and I had to use a combination of Discord search and the Wayback Machine to find this old @internethippo.bsky.social tweet
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I guess that means I won't be hearing from this guy again, right
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"Hotwire is basically LiveView for Rails"
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
With legal stewards like this, piracy is the only ethical form of media consumption
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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The Homex library I've been using to connect Nerves devices to Home Assistant is out on Hex now :)

hexdocs.pm/homex/readme...
#elixirlang
Homex — homex v0.1.0
Example
hexdocs.pm
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Has this been posted yet
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Dartsketball: a standard game of 501 Countdown, except after each visit, you must score a successful basketball free throw while the scorekeeper throws your darts back at you, otherwise the visit counts for zero
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The idea that we can have a society in which individual business cretins are allowed to amass the wealth and power equivalent to nation states should at this point be treated with the same intellectual seriousness as creationism
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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there is no reason to expect—or fear—computers becoming intelligent. we should be afraid that people have already stopped thinking for themselves
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
This is an important distinction precisely because companies deliberately conflate LLM / "gen AI" with what the majority of "machine learning" actually is, which is mostly regression analysis. If you throw them all into one bucket and call it AI, the latter is bringing up the average utility a lot
This is a legitimate scientific revolution in meteorology.

Also, to be clear, these models are not the AI LLMs that most people are familiar with. They are machine learning algorithms trained on observations (actually reanalysis).
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 4d
Meteorologists are surprised that the weather model that did the best job forecasting hurricanes this year was a new one, introduced by Google. AI may be the beginning of a new era of forecasting. n.pr/49MFa1M
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"People who don't vote for a party that doesn't align 100% with their views are entitled." - Person whose entire worldview has never _not_ enjoyed broad representation at every level of government
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Ever since setting up the power rack in our little one-car garage, I refer to the space as the Church of Iron. It's where we go to learn the truth. My wife groans at my shit
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
We had it all wrong this whole time. Marijuana, shrooms, LSD, psychedelics of all kinds, all incredibly uncool brainrot drugs. Alcohol and cocaine are where it's at
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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"not today, freak!" i level my pistol and fire. the live studio audience screams as the temple guard falls like a sack of potatoes during the filming of the last ever episode of Legends of The Hidden Temple
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Nothing gets made without labor, and nothing gets bought without labor either. This shit is self-defeating, but many camels will be lost in prolonged attempts to thread them through needles, regardless
The markets are staying afloat right now on the hope that AI will destroy American workers. What a bleak thing.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Sanatorium I, 251129
10000 x 10000 PNG
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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I have a Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle joke, but that’s neither here nor there.
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Since the birth of my second daughter," and not a moment sooner
h/t @adamwren.bsky.social

Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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thou who art undead, art chosen… in thine exodus from the undead asylum, maketh pilgrimage to the land of ancient lords… when thou ringeth the bell of awakening, the fate of the undead thou shalt know
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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you just can't have a meaningful conversation about the potential benefits of "AI" while this stuff is happening. it's like trying to talk about how useful an airplane might be during a hijacking
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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It's so interesting that the AI boosters have popped up asking if Bluesky is ready to accept the good word of prophet Sam Altman yet, at the EXACT time that the timeline is lit up with the "OpenAI says they can't be blamed for driving a teen to suicide because the TOS says you can't kill yourself"
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I'm gonna lay this right out: if AI did in fact make me 20% faster at writing software, I would not use it, because I vastly prefer to _enjoy_ what I do with the limited time available in life
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM