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Andy H
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I’ll bring it down a thousand notches if I have to
Amazing how Bridge Over Troubled Water can have the most amazing songs and be the biggest loser album imaginable.
January 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union could do HEAT, but Pacino and De Niro couldn't do BRING IT ON.
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Remember the 1920s when nobody was left-handed
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Jesus: I am the light of the world
Jesus’s brother Jeff: Here we go
October 28, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I know Peter Hook and the other guys hate each other now but Bizarre Love Triangle is such a gift.
December 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Looked up what Rob Thomas has been up to - he's been a naughty boy
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If Neil Tennant was a 15% better singer, I would only ever listen to the Pet Shop Boys.
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I desperately need an eyeroll emoji as an Outlook reaction. It would save me from writing like six bitchy emails a year.
December 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Every Christmas song is like "It's Christmas holy shit it's Christmas, everybody shut up Christmas is here." Yeah we know pal.
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Either I run into Erin O'Toole a lot or this town is full of guys who look just like him.
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Glad everybody had fun wi the your little sky thing. I was grinding and getting my money up but that’s just me.
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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you go back ten, twenty years, rollaboards, no one had ever heard of it. Now, you look up and down our beautiful terminals, I said, what the hell is this? They said sir, we know, it's called rollaboard. It's killing us, but they keep doing rollaboard. Hillary did rollaboard, if you could believe it.
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Is Jordan Miller elite
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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the dodgers. the jays. who will win the ugliest trophy in pro sports
November 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Between this and the Louvre prosecutor describing the suspects’ statements as “minimalist” while bragging that they had worked on the case over a weekend it’s an absolutely incredible week for Frenchness
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
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October 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Genuinely shocking that they would give Pritchard this job. Really undermines the government's claims to be serious about high speed rail!
Periodic reminder that former Metrolinx CEO (2009-2010) and chair (2010-2018) Robert Prichard is the chair of the Via high-speed rail subsidiary. He wouldn't speak to me in 2023 about what he'd learned from the Eglinton Crosstown (or the also-late Finch LRT) experiences. thelogic.co/news/the-big...
The Ontario Auditor General should do an investigation into what kind of hex or evil omens are cursing this project.

www.thestar.com/news/gta/egl...
October 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Everyone from Toronto is saying Toronto but it's actually Strachan.
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Chotiner: You've written a lot about the band Weezer over the years.
Me: That's right.
Chotiner: And The Blue Album is their best work as you've said.
Me: 100%. Always has been.
Chotiner: In 1996 in a letter to your high school girlfriend you wrote...
Me: Can we go off the record real quick?
April 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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those are some best laid schemes you got there. be a shame if they gang aft agley
February 29, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Air Canada: what if we put EVERYONE in Zone 2?
September 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
We need to bring back flip phones. For example what if you need to get away from the CIA. You need to take out the sim and remove the battery and then break the phone in half. Try that with an iPhone!
August 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My job? I spend all day posting "thank you for this valuable insight" on LinkedIn. I make $400,000 a year.
August 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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This issue is such a fucking layup for Democrats. In professional sports we've had criteria for HRT etc for decades and trans athletes meet those criteria. In amateur sports we are talking about teens playing for fun and low stakes, who gives a shit if someone is trans?
August 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Jim Watson originally planned to visit PEI five years ago for much less money and spent the intervening years browbeating his travel agent about his poor planning and execution.
August 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM