Psy Costanza
@ganondalf.bsky.social
Official account of the former fanfiction subforum moderator for Ninten dot com. Donations not accepted as they are against my beliefs. Jonathan irl. He/him
I invite some friends over. Everyone seems to be having a good time, but they keep asking about some smell. I don't know what they're talking about.
Eventually I have to pee, so I stand up and start pissing all over the carpet. Everyone stares. "What? It's basically ammonia. It evaporates!" Idiots.
Eventually I have to pee, so I stand up and start pissing all over the carpet. Everyone stares. "What? It's basically ammonia. It evaporates!" Idiots.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I invite some friends over. Everyone seems to be having a good time, but they keep asking about some smell. I don't know what they're talking about.
Eventually I have to pee, so I stand up and start pissing all over the carpet. Everyone stares. "What? It's basically ammonia. It evaporates!" Idiots.
Eventually I have to pee, so I stand up and start pissing all over the carpet. Everyone stares. "What? It's basically ammonia. It evaporates!" Idiots.
Democrats need to understand that the very public case being made right now is "we will not protect you from Donald Trump, but if you vote for us he will send shock troops into your cities to punish you."
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Democrats need to understand that the very public case being made right now is "we will not protect you from Donald Trump, but if you vote for us he will send shock troops into your cities to punish you."
incredible rhetorical contortions to talk about centrist Dems being stereotypically centrist, and still blame leftists for some reason
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
incredible rhetorical contortions to talk about centrist Dems being stereotypically centrist, and still blame leftists for some reason
Cool. Just not today I guess?
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Cool. Just not today I guess?
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I don't like this guy. I don't think he should be allowed to have Pokemon.
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I don't like this guy. I don't think he should be allowed to have Pokemon.
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Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
Target has replaced DEI with PUA
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Target has replaced DEI with PUA
would be neat for someone to ask the president what he thinks healthcare is, who provides it, and how you purchase it
“In other words, take from the BIG, BAD Insurance Companies, give it to the people, and terminate, per Dollar spent, the worst Healthcare anywhere in the World, ObamaCare.”
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
would be neat for someone to ask the president what he thinks healthcare is, who provides it, and how you purchase it
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he just like me fr
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
he just like me fr
what exactly is the point of making it to a position like Supreme Court Justice if you have to entertain a work request from a colleague that comes in after COB on Friday
NEW: Trump is asking Supreme Court to act by 9:30pm tonight to block the ruling that requires SNAP payments to be made.
November 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
what exactly is the point of making it to a position like Supreme Court Justice if you have to entertain a work request from a colleague that comes in after COB on Friday
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reading theory
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
reading theory
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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To my trans and nonbinary friends, I am so sorry that you have to deal with this hate. And I hope to see us reach the other side of it soon. And, we will reach the other side. This is horrifying, but it is ultimately the latest iteration of a time-worn tale. And their time always comes to an end.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
To my trans and nonbinary friends, I am so sorry that you have to deal with this hate. And I hope to see us reach the other side of it soon. And, we will reach the other side. This is horrifying, but it is ultimately the latest iteration of a time-worn tale. And their time always comes to an end.
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Something's speeding soon to Burger King!
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Something's speeding soon to Burger King!
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as a thought exercise for everyone reading ross douthat's latest missive in the NYT, i want you to think about sending an email to your entire company with the subject line "Did Women Ruin the Workplace?", then think about the over/under on the number of minutes/hours you would still be employed
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
as a thought exercise for everyone reading ross douthat's latest missive in the NYT, i want you to think about sending an email to your entire company with the subject line "Did Women Ruin the Workplace?", then think about the over/under on the number of minutes/hours you would still be employed
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Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
we finally found the news story that mike johnson had time to learn about
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
we finally found the news story that mike johnson had time to learn about
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Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact SARIA’S LAW (everyone gets a free ocarina)
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact SARIA’S LAW (everyone gets a free ocarina)
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Looking forward to tomorrow's breathless NTY and WAPO op-eds about how the GOP must move left to meet the populist demands of the electorate or face inevitable extinction.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Looking forward to tomorrow's breathless NTY and WAPO op-eds about how the GOP must move left to meet the populist demands of the electorate or face inevitable extinction.