Hare
@harecomedy.bsky.social
She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer. Has a pet hamster. 🐹
Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
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· Mar 19
If you want to get your adrenalin pumping I’d certainly recommend doing four minutes of standup to 3000 people.
And if you like doing four* minutes of stand-up to 3000** people, please sign up for Coherent Comedy!
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Staggering levels of credulence?
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Staggering levels of credulence?
Tonight was one of those rare and delightful instances where the hamster loved physical touch. He sat with me for a full five minutes as I murmured to him and stroked his back, and he looked like he was gently nodding off.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Tonight was one of those rare and delightful instances where the hamster loved physical touch. He sat with me for a full five minutes as I murmured to him and stroked his back, and he looked like he was gently nodding off.
Aaaah, cannot wait!
🍓DECEMBER LINE-UP🍓
Boom, look at this.
Lots of legends, lots of laughs
Get your tickets and join us, it’s going to be epic.
#CoherentComedy
Boom, look at this.
Lots of legends, lots of laughs
Get your tickets and join us, it’s going to be epic.
#CoherentComedy
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Aaaah, cannot wait!
Remember when I told you to hang on for a few days before buying merch for your favourite dyslexic/autistic online comedy show? Now the things are 10% off! Go buy things!*
*If you like.
*If you like.
🍓MERCH DISCOUNT ALERT🍓
Get 10% off from now until 2nd December!
Bonus: if you order on 28th Nov you'll get free UK shipping. 👀
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Get 10% off from now until 2nd December!
Bonus: if you order on 28th Nov you'll get free UK shipping. 👀
coherent-comedy.teemill.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Remember when I told you to hang on for a few days before buying merch for your favourite dyslexic/autistic online comedy show? Now the things are 10% off! Go buy things!*
*If you like.
*If you like.
Look, phone, I *once* typed "the gioididong" when I was trying to get to the Guardian. You really don't have to keep suggesting it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Look, phone, I *once* typed "the gioididong" when I was trying to get to the Guardian. You really don't have to keep suggesting it.
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When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra”
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra”
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
Finally worked out who Ania Magliano reminds me of.
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Finally worked out who Ania Magliano reminds me of.
Writing for a brilliant satirical website is an absolute dream, but my crowning achievement will be if the phrase "Wanky Candles" takes off.
“Usually it’s just bedding and other homeware,” explained Lee. “But after a few steps a sharp cinnamon scent became a whirling miasma of nasal chaos. The air was claggy, my vision went dark, and I just ran.”
New 100m record set by autistic woman trying to get away from scented candles
An autistic woman with no prior athletics training has successfully broken the 100m World Record trying to get away from the smell of Wanky Candles, eyewitnesses report. Chi-Young Lee, 21, was…
thedailytism.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Writing for a brilliant satirical website is an absolute dream, but my crowning achievement will be if the phrase "Wanky Candles" takes off.
🫠 oh no
Emma Bernard, 30, who is often complimented on her friendly demeanour and effusive expressions of gratitude, has attributed her politeness to an extreme fawning response.
Trauma! “Polite” autistic woman just terrified of you
An autistic woman with impeccable manners is actually just petrified of displeasing you, it has been confirmed. Emma Bernard, 30, who is often complimented on her friendly demeanour and effusive…
thedailytism.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
🫠 oh no
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This chap's so happy with his Isle of May Gannet poster he wrote a song about it:
The river was deep but I swam it (Gannet)
The future is ours so let's plan it (Gannet)
So please don't tell me to can it (Gannet)
I've one thing to say & that's
Dammit, Gannet, I love you.
www.edwardphilips.co.uk
🪶
The river was deep but I swam it (Gannet)
The future is ours so let's plan it (Gannet)
So please don't tell me to can it (Gannet)
I've one thing to say & that's
Dammit, Gannet, I love you.
www.edwardphilips.co.uk
🪶
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
This chap's so happy with his Isle of May Gannet poster he wrote a song about it:
The river was deep but I swam it (Gannet)
The future is ours so let's plan it (Gannet)
So please don't tell me to can it (Gannet)
I've one thing to say & that's
Dammit, Gannet, I love you.
www.edwardphilips.co.uk
🪶
The river was deep but I swam it (Gannet)
The future is ours so let's plan it (Gannet)
So please don't tell me to can it (Gannet)
I've one thing to say & that's
Dammit, Gannet, I love you.
www.edwardphilips.co.uk
🪶
FOUR naan, Jeremy? FOUR?
Peep Show cast reunite
Peep Show cast reunite
For Bake Off Christmas special... but someone's missing!
dlvr.it
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
FOUR naan, Jeremy? FOUR?
LRT: I studied British Sign Language for four years (from Deaf teachers); I used my L2 BSL in a series of care work and support jobs.
While I learned a lot about many linguistic and cultural fights of the D/deaf community, I was, embarrassingly, entirely unaware of Makaton's history until today.
While I learned a lot about many linguistic and cultural fights of the D/deaf community, I was, embarrassingly, entirely unaware of Makaton's history until today.
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 AM
LRT: I studied British Sign Language for four years (from Deaf teachers); I used my L2 BSL in a series of care work and support jobs.
While I learned a lot about many linguistic and cultural fights of the D/deaf community, I was, embarrassingly, entirely unaware of Makaton's history until today.
While I learned a lot about many linguistic and cultural fights of the D/deaf community, I was, embarrassingly, entirely unaware of Makaton's history until today.
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This is incredibly informative. If you don’t know what Makaton is: it’s a “system” that steals, breaks, copyrights, and sells signs from various sign languages. But it’s also a lot worse than that.
I will not fight with people on Threads about Makaton. I will not fight with people on Threads about Makaton. I will not thebaffler.com/outbursts/si...
Signed Away | Sara Nović
The hearing world continues to pillage and caricature the deaf community—most recently with the proprietary, sign-based system Makaton.
thebaffler.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This is incredibly informative. If you don’t know what Makaton is: it’s a “system” that steals, breaks, copyrights, and sells signs from various sign languages. But it’s also a lot worse than that.
I sometimes wish that the thing I use to write on wasn't also the thing I use to connect to all the tv shows, films and games ever made, all my friends, and millions of gifs of animals being cute.
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I sometimes wish that the thing I use to write on wasn't also the thing I use to connect to all the tv shows, films and games ever made, all my friends, and millions of gifs of animals being cute.
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🍓SHA WYLIE🍓
We have an opener and it’s Sha Wylie.
Please join us, it’s going to be another great show.
Tickets below 👇
#CoherentComedy
We have an opener and it’s Sha Wylie.
Please join us, it’s going to be another great show.
Tickets below 👇
#CoherentComedy
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
🍓SHA WYLIE🍓
We have an opener and it’s Sha Wylie.
Please join us, it’s going to be another great show.
Tickets below 👇
#CoherentComedy
We have an opener and it’s Sha Wylie.
Please join us, it’s going to be another great show.
Tickets below 👇
#CoherentComedy
I've finally realised what all the men in this Scottish gym might be excitedly talking about. ⚽
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I've finally realised what all the men in this Scottish gym might be excitedly talking about. ⚽
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Sorry, you want me to trust my gut? The same gut that thinks we should try and survive on just Wotsits and Caramel Rockys? That gut?
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Sorry, you want me to trust my gut? The same gut that thinks we should try and survive on just Wotsits and Caramel Rockys? That gut?
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A shipping container is a box you use to store your thirsty fanfic
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
A shipping container is a box you use to store your thirsty fanfic
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Some say that Swedish people all have similar names, but there's actually only one per persson.
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Some say that Swedish people all have similar names, but there's actually only one per persson.
Last time we were in a big manor and someone got murdered I'm pretty sure it was Rose who did it, so we'll just have to see... Very excited about this!
You will potentially enjoy this. Trailer by @matryer.bsky.social.
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Last time we were in a big manor and someone got murdered I'm pretty sure it was Rose who did it, so we'll just have to see... Very excited about this!
I am at that stage of sleepiness where I know I'm being annoying but I have the need to-
It's a HUGHDUNNIT.
A H-
because his name is- and it's like a WHO dunnit- but it-
ok, hare, time for sleep, shhhhh now
It's a HUGHDUNNIT.
A H-
because his name is- and it's like a WHO dunnit- but it-
ok, hare, time for sleep, shhhhh now
Thank you for following! Murder Of A Famous Bastard begins on November 30th. There'll be an episode every Sunday for six weeks, then a break, then another six. 25 episodes in total. But the detective, Hugh, also needs your help. A Discord discussion group exists for this. discord.gg/2eD3ZJ5UGN
Join the Murder Of A Famous Bastard Discord Server!
Server accompanying the Murder Of A Famous Bastard Podcast by Mark Watson.Share theories, collect clues, get to the bottom of the mystery! | 68 members
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November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I am at that stage of sleepiness where I know I'm being annoying but I have the need to-
It's a HUGHDUNNIT.
A H-
because his name is- and it's like a WHO dunnit- but it-
ok, hare, time for sleep, shhhhh now
It's a HUGHDUNNIT.
A H-
because his name is- and it's like a WHO dunnit- but it-
ok, hare, time for sleep, shhhhh now
Our TNG rewatch has reached The Best of Both Worlds. It doesn't seem to matter how many times I've seen it, and despite knowing exactly how it (the episode, the storyline, the series, TNG in its entirety) ends, that cliffhanger is proper 'hand raised to your chest, gasping' stuff.
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Our TNG rewatch has reached The Best of Both Worlds. It doesn't seem to matter how many times I've seen it, and despite knowing exactly how it (the episode, the storyline, the series, TNG in its entirety) ends, that cliffhanger is proper 'hand raised to your chest, gasping' stuff.
Here it is! 🥰🍓 There's a lot to great items to choose from, there's an article where we talk about our thinking behind it all (listen, we bloody LOVE explaining things).
I can confirm that the t-shirts are soft and very, very comfy.
I can confirm that the t-shirts are soft and very, very comfy.
🍓MERCHANDISE🍓
The moment you’ve all been waiting for.
Not sure we can quite believe it, but we have merch!
It’s so pretty…
#CoherentComedy
coherent-comedy.teemill.com
The moment you’ve all been waiting for.
Not sure we can quite believe it, but we have merch!
It’s so pretty…
#CoherentComedy
coherent-comedy.teemill.com
Coherent Comedy
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November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Here it is! 🥰🍓 There's a lot to great items to choose from, there's an article where we talk about our thinking behind it all (listen, we bloody LOVE explaining things).
I can confirm that the t-shirts are soft and very, very comfy.
I can confirm that the t-shirts are soft and very, very comfy.