Hare Lockwood
@harecomedy.bsky.social
She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer.
Free, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
Free, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
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🍓MARCH🍓
This is going to come around quick, it’s less than four weeks away.
Nice line-up of new acts, returning friends and utter legends - get on this.
📅 Monday 2nd March 20:00
🖥️ Online, via Zoom
🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link 👇
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1966906854...
This is going to come around quick, it’s less than four weeks away.
Nice line-up of new acts, returning friends and utter legends - get on this.
📅 Monday 2nd March 20:00
🖥️ Online, via Zoom
🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link 👇
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1966906854...
👀🍓
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[image of Paddington, wearing a policeman's helmet, holding Andrew's hand and leading him into a cell]
February 19, 2026 at 11:16 AM
[image of Paddington, wearing a policeman's helmet, holding Andrew's hand and leading him into a cell]
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Oh, the grand old duke of york
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February 19, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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How are any of us supposed to get any work done today
ANDREW MOUNTBATTEN ARRESTED
February 19, 2026 at 10:13 AM
How are any of us supposed to get any work done today
Endgame. What the fuck did you do to my boy Steve Rogers. How can you understand this character so poorly? How DARE you?
The end of any affection I had for the MCU.
The end of any affection I had for the MCU.
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 19, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Endgame. What the fuck did you do to my boy Steve Rogers. How can you understand this character so poorly? How DARE you?
The end of any affection I had for the MCU.
The end of any affection I had for the MCU.
At the gym. The guy who works here just heard the first few seconds of The Clash's Should I Stay or Should I Go, and skipped it to play Maroon 5's This Love instead.
Quick question: what the fuck
Quick question: what the fuck
February 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
At the gym. The guy who works here just heard the first few seconds of The Clash's Should I Stay or Should I Go, and skipped it to play Maroon 5's This Love instead.
Quick question: what the fuck
Quick question: what the fuck
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Every so often I look at this on my wall and feel a lovely boost. Sharing in the hope it boosts someone else too.
February 18, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Every so often I look at this on my wall and feel a lovely boost. Sharing in the hope it boosts someone else too.
I just got so giddy at the idea that I might get to combine two of my special interests that I sent a* bafflingly out-of-context text to someone.
SORRY I WAS JUST VERY EXCITED.
(*all right, six texts)
SORRY I WAS JUST VERY EXCITED.
(*all right, six texts)
February 18, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I just got so giddy at the idea that I might get to combine two of my special interests that I sent a* bafflingly out-of-context text to someone.
SORRY I WAS JUST VERY EXCITED.
(*all right, six texts)
SORRY I WAS JUST VERY EXCITED.
(*all right, six texts)
There is no chance an AI would ever be able to figure out what *I* consider to be important or relevant from my emails or calendar, and not just because all my most important thoughts live in my Tumblr.
February 18, 2026 at 9:24 AM
There is no chance an AI would ever be able to figure out what *I* consider to be important or relevant from my emails or calendar, and not just because all my most important thoughts live in my Tumblr.
Hahaha, this reminds me of pal's flatmate at uni who we just called 'pancake guy'. Never did learn his name.
Megan Aldrich, 29, is so dedicated to Shrove Tuesday that she also celebrates Shrove Monday, Shrove Wednesday, Shrove Thursday, Shrove Friday and Shrove Saturday, year-round, without a break.
“Amateur hour” says autistic woman celebrating Pancake Year
An autistic woman has branded neurotypical Pancake Day celebrations “a pathetic effort,” in an exclusive interview. Megan Aldrich, 29, is so dedicated to Shrove Tuesday that she also celebrates…
thedailytism.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Hahaha, this reminds me of pal's flatmate at uni who we just called 'pancake guy'. Never did learn his name.
I love many things about my husband, but one of them is just HOW much he hates [random celebrity] and how unearned it is. Absolutely nothing wrong with the guy, but my god he hates him. In this house, we support each other's irrational hatred of minor UK celebrities!
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I love many things about my husband, but one of them is just HOW much he hates [random celebrity] and how unearned it is. Absolutely nothing wrong with the guy, but my god he hates him. In this house, we support each other's irrational hatred of minor UK celebrities!
Five good things:
1. Spouse made delicious green soup. (The main ingredient was 'green'.)
2. Sun broke through the clouds, just briefly
3. I got a pb at the gym
4. Loads of work stuff is coming together nicely, projects going well
5. Other job is going, if possible, even better ❤️
1. Spouse made delicious green soup. (The main ingredient was 'green'.)
2. Sun broke through the clouds, just briefly
3. I got a pb at the gym
4. Loads of work stuff is coming together nicely, projects going well
5. Other job is going, if possible, even better ❤️
February 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Five good things:
1. Spouse made delicious green soup. (The main ingredient was 'green'.)
2. Sun broke through the clouds, just briefly
3. I got a pb at the gym
4. Loads of work stuff is coming together nicely, projects going well
5. Other job is going, if possible, even better ❤️
1. Spouse made delicious green soup. (The main ingredient was 'green'.)
2. Sun broke through the clouds, just briefly
3. I got a pb at the gym
4. Loads of work stuff is coming together nicely, projects going well
5. Other job is going, if possible, even better ❤️
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“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
1. Book a ticket.
2. Spend the intervening time enjoying Tom Mayhew's BBC Radio series - BBC Radio 4 - www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
3. Profit??
2. Spend the intervening time enjoying Tom Mayhew's BBC Radio series - BBC Radio 4 - www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
3. Profit??
February 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
1. Book a ticket.
2. Spend the intervening time enjoying Tom Mayhew's BBC Radio series - BBC Radio 4 - www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
3. Profit??
2. Spend the intervening time enjoying Tom Mayhew's BBC Radio series - BBC Radio 4 - www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
3. Profit??
I love my workplace. ❤️
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February 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I love my workplace. ❤️
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Ok but sometimes the comments are WONDERFUL
February 16, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Ok but sometimes the comments are WONDERFUL
Every time I listen to this podcast I find another advert to despise, and a bigger appreciation for the skill of professional voice actors. The four times I have so far heard this Grace Dent Waitrose advert means she is my new nemesis. Sorry Dent. I don't know you, but I hate you. <3
February 15, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Every time I listen to this podcast I find another advert to despise, and a bigger appreciation for the skill of professional voice actors. The four times I have so far heard this Grace Dent Waitrose advert means she is my new nemesis. Sorry Dent. I don't know you, but I hate you. <3
rose.systems/animalist
83 animals listed
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Oooh, this was a lot of fun. I bet I'll go better when I'm not playing on my phone.
83 animals listed
🐕🦺🙀🐘🦁🐼🦒🐽🤷🐻🐻❄️🐍🐍🐳🐳🐪🐫🐀🐭🦌🐻🦏🦏🐊🐍🐌🐦🐦🐦⬛𓅃𓃻🦅🦅𓃴🦬🐃🦋🪰🐛🐜🐛🐛𓅪🐦🐦🫎🐙🦀🦐🐦🐦🐦🐬🦈🦈🐟🐦🐦𓅧𓇼
Oooh, this was a lot of fun. I bet I'll go better when I'm not playing on my phone.
list animals until failure
hot new brain workout
rose.systems
February 14, 2026 at 9:12 PM
rose.systems/animalist
83 animals listed
🐕🦺🙀🐘🦁🐼🦒🐽🤷🐻🐻❄️🐍🐍🐳🐳🐪🐫🐀🐭🦌🐻🦏🦏🐊🐍🐌🐦🐦🐦⬛𓅃𓃻🦅🦅𓃴🦬🐃🦋🪰🐛🐜🐛🐛𓅪🐦🐦🫎🐙🦀🦐🐦🐦🐦🐬🦈🦈🐟🐦🐦𓅧𓇼
Oooh, this was a lot of fun. I bet I'll go better when I'm not playing on my phone.
83 animals listed
🐕🦺🙀🐘🦁🐼🦒🐽🤷🐻🐻❄️🐍🐍🐳🐳🐪🐫🐀🐭🦌🐻🦏🦏🐊🐍🐌🐦🐦🐦⬛𓅃𓃻🦅🦅𓃴🦬🐃🦋🪰🐛🐜🐛🐛𓅪🐦🐦🫎🐙🦀🦐🐦🐦🐦🐬🦈🦈🐟🐦🐦𓅧𓇼
Oooh, this was a lot of fun. I bet I'll go better when I'm not playing on my phone.
There's a house in our town which has one of those high-pitched noises to get rid of teenagers. Today we walked past it for the first time in about six months, and both went, "Oh, that noise has stopped."
Then looked at each other in horrified realisation.
Then looked at each other in horrified realisation.
February 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM
There's a house in our town which has one of those high-pitched noises to get rid of teenagers. Today we walked past it for the first time in about six months, and both went, "Oh, that noise has stopped."
Then looked at each other in horrified realisation.
Then looked at each other in horrified realisation.
Oh no, what is this tone in episode One More Game. What are these musical choices. Why does this longer have any peril in it? #SquidGame
February 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Oh no, what is this tone in episode One More Game. What are these musical choices. Why does this longer have any peril in it? #SquidGame
Y'know, there's more comedy trobone noises in this episode than I would have expected. #SquidGame
February 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Y'know, there's more comedy trobone noises in this episode than I would have expected. #SquidGame
SO excited about this one! March's show is going to be a great evening. #CoherentComedy 🍓
🍓TOM MAYHEW🍓
Cannot wait for this, @tommayhew.bsky.social has been on our wish list since we started and we’re made up he’s agreed to headline our March show.
#CoherentComedy
Cannot wait for this, @tommayhew.bsky.social has been on our wish list since we started and we’re made up he’s agreed to headline our March show.
#CoherentComedy
February 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
SO excited about this one! March's show is going to be a great evening. #CoherentComedy 🍓
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Simran Khalsa, 33, whose idea of an exciting weekend involves looking out of a different pane of her living room window, reportedly wants to rebrand her quieter approach to life in a more positive light.
Autistic woman optimistically tries to coin phrase “indoorsy person”
An autistic woman who's weary of listening to her colleagues' exhausting-sounding weekends has optimistically tried to coin the phrase 'indoorsy person', sources have said. Simran Khalsa, 33, whose…
thedailytism.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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1. Charlie, I think we met briefly on the Decade forum!
2. Ostensibly there are some people in the universe who are not autistic, but- well.
2. Ostensibly there are some people in the universe who are not autistic, but- well.
Today on Autistic Women Oversharing, Sara talks to actor, presenter, content creator and Daily Tism WAG Charlie Merriman about dating across neurotypes, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, and the love of a good Sarah Amero. Available now on your podcast platform of choice!
S2 E05: All About Amero ft. Charlie Merriman
Podcast Episode · Autistic Women Oversharing · 12/02/2026 · 53m
podcasts.apple.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
1. Charlie, I think we met briefly on the Decade forum!
2. Ostensibly there are some people in the universe who are not autistic, but- well.
2. Ostensibly there are some people in the universe who are not autistic, but- well.
This is exceptional work. #MOAFB
Behold, a very special birthday gift for the one and only @watsoncomedian.bsky.social!! After many weeks of secrecy, I reveal to you a collaborative labor of love to celebrate Mark and @murderbastard.bsky.social. Thank you, Mark, for creating such a special story and community of investigators!
Shake No More: Contemporary Discourse on the Death of Stevie Chase Pt. 1
YouTube video by Afton
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February 13, 2026 at 12:19 PM
This is exceptional work. #MOAFB