Hare
@harecomedy.bsky.social
She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer. Has a pet hamster. 🐹
Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
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@harecomedy.bsky.social
· Mar 19
If you want to get your adrenalin pumping I’d certainly recommend doing four minutes of standup to 3000 people.
And if you like doing four* minutes of stand-up to 3000** people, please sign up for Coherent Comedy!
bsky.app/profile/cohe...
bsky.app/profile/cohe...
Got into a conversation earlier this week - which went on *far* longer than you'd expect - where I was saying "clouds" and my spouse was hearing "clowns".
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Got into a conversation earlier this week - which went on *far* longer than you'd expect - where I was saying "clouds" and my spouse was hearing "clowns".
I needed this one today! Thank you, Captain.
Picard management tip: Ignore rules that make no sense.
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I needed this one today! Thank you, Captain.
Lads I'm finding everyone attractive and craving chocolate again
if only there was some explanation for this???
if only there was some explanation for this???
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Lads I'm finding everyone attractive and craving chocolate again
if only there was some explanation for this???
if only there was some explanation for this???
Also! If my sister cared about #Taskmaster she would be proud that I recognised one of the NYT names because she made me learn it.
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Also! If my sister cared about #Taskmaster she would be proud that I recognised one of the NYT names because she made me learn it.
at the gym, googling 'ow ow ow what have I done to my quads'
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
at the gym, googling 'ow ow ow what have I done to my quads'
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Soon… 🍓
👚COMING SOON…
We have been so inundated with requests for Coherent merchandise (4 people), that we thought it might be a good idea to start releasing some.
We wanted to hear from our audience as to what they’d like to see.
Form below, if you would be so kind… 👇
forms.gle/kpdz2PWUg5kb...
We have been so inundated with requests for Coherent merchandise (4 people), that we thought it might be a good idea to start releasing some.
We wanted to hear from our audience as to what they’d like to see.
Form below, if you would be so kind… 👇
forms.gle/kpdz2PWUg5kb...
Coherent Comedy Merchandise
We're looking into merchandise options for the show and we're trying to gauge the interest, we'd be grateful for your thoughts...
forms.gle
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Soon… 🍓
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Great. Now my pizza's autistic.
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Great. Now my pizza's autistic.
Morning from two sleepy beings. 🐹
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Morning from two sleepy beings. 🐹
Spouse: Do you want spaghetti for dinner? Oh no, wait, I've just realised you had ravioli for lunch.
Me: ... I fail to see the issue here. If I could have eaten pasta for breakfast as well, I would have.
Me: ... I fail to see the issue here. If I could have eaten pasta for breakfast as well, I would have.
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Spouse: Do you want spaghetti for dinner? Oh no, wait, I've just realised you had ravioli for lunch.
Me: ... I fail to see the issue here. If I could have eaten pasta for breakfast as well, I would have.
Me: ... I fail to see the issue here. If I could have eaten pasta for breakfast as well, I would have.
We ALL know how the Waitrose advert should have ended: Joe on his knees crying "please don't take this away from me." 🥔
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We ALL know how the Waitrose advert should have ended: Joe on his knees crying "please don't take this away from me." 🥔
😅 LOVE YOU @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social, NOT SURE WHY
Ben Espenson, 24, who is autistic, and Naveed Azkhat, 25, who has ADHD, harbour a great deal of affection towards each other, but neither of them can name a single reason why.
Autistic and ADHD friends realise they have never retained a single fact about each other
A pair of lifelong friends have recently realised they know almost nothing about each other thanks to their autism and ADHD, it has been reported. Ben Espenson, 24, who is autistic, and Naveed…
thedailytism.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
😅 LOVE YOU @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social, NOT SURE WHY
With the US teaching thing going round, I looked up UK adult literacy rates: 18% of UK adults have the equivalent literacy skills of 5-7yos.
literacytrust.org.uk/parents-and-...
literacytrust.org.uk/parents-and-...
Adult Literacy Rates in the UK | National Literacy Trust
Explore adult literacy in the UK and discover how the National Literacy Trust's work to change children's life stories will equip and empower individuals and communities as they approach adulthood.
literacytrust.org.uk
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
With the US teaching thing going round, I looked up UK adult literacy rates: 18% of UK adults have the equivalent literacy skills of 5-7yos.
literacytrust.org.uk/parents-and-...
literacytrust.org.uk/parents-and-...
It was probably the moment I took out my book of handwritten notes out of my bag that my psychologist quietly ticked 'autistic'. I assume they then just politely nodded their way through the rest of the assessment.
To put her doubts to rest, Paige Thomas, 39, underwent a rigorous diagnostic assessment with clinical psychologist, Graeme Hart. This consisted of seven lengthy questionnaires and three diagnostic interviews, which Thomas voluntarily supplemented with a full autobiography.
“What if I’m not really autistic?” asks world’s most obviously autistic woman, constantly
An autistic woman is boring the ever-living fuck out of her friends and family by relentlessly questioning her own diagnosis, sources have claimed. To put her doubts to rest, Paige Thomas, 39,…
thedailytism.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
It was probably the moment I took out my book of handwritten notes out of my bag that my psychologist quietly ticked 'autistic'. I assume they then just politely nodded their way through the rest of the assessment.
Guessing which comedians will be on the next series of Taskmaster the traditional way: crossing past contestants off the list of names on Avalon's website.
Listen. If it gets us Pierre Novellie on there, I will be delighted.
Listen. If it gets us Pierre Novellie on there, I will be delighted.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Guessing which comedians will be on the next series of Taskmaster the traditional way: crossing past contestants off the list of names on Avalon's website.
Listen. If it gets us Pierre Novellie on there, I will be delighted.
Listen. If it gets us Pierre Novellie on there, I will be delighted.
Unclear if it will *technically require* a spreadsheet, but I'll find a way.
I've been working all day - once more - on this murder mystery podcast (not true crime; a serialised, semi-interactive audio novel). I think this is going to be one of the best things I have begged the general public to engage with, over the years. Will begin in the weekend November 28-30.
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Unclear if it will *technically require* a spreadsheet, but I'll find a way.
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Are you 100% neurotypical? Or do you have a collection of pin badges?
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Are you 100% neurotypical? Or do you have a collection of pin badges?
I'm not saying today's gym session is tough, but I'm taking my break between sets to order a takeaway.
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm not saying today's gym session is tough, but I'm taking my break between sets to order a takeaway.
I really hope he was misquoted, because, "I am unable to imagine my way out of a plot problem," is not a great look for an author.
I've just scribbled down 'make him a vampire??' and I'm not *even* a professional.
I've just scribbled down 'make him a vampire??' and I'm not *even* a professional.
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I really hope he was misquoted, because, "I am unable to imagine my way out of a plot problem," is not a great look for an author.
I've just scribbled down 'make him a vampire??' and I'm not *even* a professional.
I've just scribbled down 'make him a vampire??' and I'm not *even* a professional.
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Vvv vvvv’s Vvvv. Vvvv Vvvv.
- Sweep as James Bond.
- Sweep as James Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Vvv vvvv’s Vvvv. Vvvv Vvvv.
- Sweep as James Bond.
- Sweep as James Bond.
Hear me out: looms.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Hear me out: looms.
WOW. *Wow*. 😡
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
WOW. *Wow*. 😡
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As I was going to St Ives I met a polycule with a severe hoarding problem
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
As I was going to St Ives I met a polycule with a severe hoarding problem