Hare
@harecomedy.bsky.social
She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer. Has a pet hamster. 🐹
Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
ME: Urgh, can't see the aurora this evening - there's clouds.
SPOUSE: ...WHAT.
ME: There's- clouds.
SPOUSE: WHERE?!
ME: ... the sky?
SPOUSE: ...WHAT.
ME: There's- clouds.
SPOUSE: WHERE?!
ME: ... the sky?
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
ME: Urgh, can't see the aurora this evening - there's clouds.
SPOUSE: ...WHAT.
ME: There's- clouds.
SPOUSE: WHERE?!
ME: ... the sky?
SPOUSE: ...WHAT.
ME: There's- clouds.
SPOUSE: WHERE?!
ME: ... the sky?
This reads exactly like an article from @thedailytism.com.
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This reads exactly like an article from @thedailytism.com.
He's such a pretty girl 😍
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
He's such a pretty girl 😍
Have you upset the neurotypicals again
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Have you upset the neurotypicals again
Oh, don't worry, there's also all that too. 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Oh, don't worry, there's also all that too. 🫠
Someone put your job in quotation marks! That'll learn you.
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Someone put your job in quotation marks! That'll learn you.
Hard to believe, isn't it?
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Hard to believe, isn't it?
is that lipstick because I APPROVE
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
is that lipstick because I APPROVE
On behalf of someone who misses their dead mother, the *idea* that it could capture her knowledge and personality in three minutes. THE FUCKING IDEA.
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
On behalf of someone who misses their dead mother, the *idea* that it could capture her knowledge and personality in three minutes. THE FUCKING IDEA.
My brain has been valiantly working on a portmanteau which combines at least two of 'wig', 'Witcher' and 'twitcher' and it's just not happening.
Brain: Wigtcher?
Me: No.
Brain: Twigtcher?
Me: NO.
Brain: Wigtcher?
Me: No.
Brain: Twigtcher?
Me: NO.
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 AM
My brain has been valiantly working on a portmanteau which combines at least two of 'wig', 'Witcher' and 'twitcher' and it's just not happening.
Brain: Wigtcher?
Me: No.
Brain: Twigtcher?
Me: NO.
Brain: Wigtcher?
Me: No.
Brain: Twigtcher?
Me: NO.
What I dearly love about this show is that I meet a cast, get to know and love them over 10 episodes, declare it the best series ever, forget any other cast has existed, repeat six months later. #Taskmaster
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What I dearly love about this show is that I meet a cast, get to know and love them over 10 episodes, declare it the best series ever, forget any other cast has existed, repeat six months later. #Taskmaster
Argh, mate. I hope you've had a nice hot bath. 💜
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Argh, mate. I hope you've had a nice hot bath. 💜
God, I love Phil. I absolutely should have bought tickets to see him when I'm in London but I don't trust myself to stay awake until 10.30pm. #Taskmaster
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
God, I love Phil. I absolutely should have bought tickets to see him when I'm in London but I don't trust myself to stay awake until 10.30pm. #Taskmaster
nobody talk to me, I'm in the phase of existence where women are gorgeous and Ania is- 😭 #Taskmaster
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
nobody talk to me, I'm in the phase of existence where women are gorgeous and Ania is- 😭 #Taskmaster