Hare
@harecomedy.bsky.social
She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer. Has a pet hamster. 🐹
Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
Love this image - look at that beautiful typeface. Look how big that 'O' is! How narrow the 'A's! DELIGHTFUL.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Love this image - look at that beautiful typeface. Look how big that 'O' is! How narrow the 'A's! DELIGHTFUL.
All I have been able to think is the most famous hippo-guesser.
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
All I have been able to think is the most famous hippo-guesser.
😂 Why does he look so panicked. What has he done.
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
😂 Why does he look so panicked. What has he done.
This arrived in the shopping this week. I had to explain to my husband why
a) I started laughing, and
b) said "He can't even buy YOGHURT".
a) I started laughing, and
b) said "He can't even buy YOGHURT".
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 AM
This arrived in the shopping this week. I had to explain to my husband why
a) I started laughing, and
b) said "He can't even buy YOGHURT".
a) I started laughing, and
b) said "He can't even buy YOGHURT".
Morning from two sleepy beings. 🐹
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Morning from two sleepy beings. 🐹
He had many. I tried to get a photo of him eating them but he was more interested in eating than posing for pics.
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
He had many. I tried to get a photo of him eating them but he was more interested in eating than posing for pics.
Best part of the week: watching back #CoherentComedy and making notes for the podcast.
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Best part of the week: watching back #CoherentComedy and making notes for the podcast.
Found this in the sarcasm section.
November 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Found this in the sarcasm section.
The lad is a pea fiend. 🐹
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The lad is a pea fiend. 🐹
Five good things:
1. Home-made lasagne
2. A smooth, manageable day at work
3. My new conditioner smells of coconuts
4. @sararoseg.bsky.social made me laugh so much I cried
5. 🐹
1. Home-made lasagne
2. A smooth, manageable day at work
3. My new conditioner smells of coconuts
4. @sararoseg.bsky.social made me laugh so much I cried
5. 🐹
October 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Five good things:
1. Home-made lasagne
2. A smooth, manageable day at work
3. My new conditioner smells of coconuts
4. @sararoseg.bsky.social made me laugh so much I cried
5. 🐹
1. Home-made lasagne
2. A smooth, manageable day at work
3. My new conditioner smells of coconuts
4. @sararoseg.bsky.social made me laugh so much I cried
5. 🐹
No, but I can relate! This is (very, very roughly, drew it in two minutes) what the year looks like for me! It's a kind of synaesthesia.
October 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
No, but I can relate! This is (very, very roughly, drew it in two minutes) what the year looks like for me! It's a kind of synaesthesia.
Yessss, talllllll. The more detailed stats said that just 4% of UK women are taller than me, and can I say, from the bottom of my queer heart, that I would very much like to meet these giant woman. 🤩
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Yessss, talllllll. The more detailed stats said that just 4% of UK women are taller than me, and can I say, from the bottom of my queer heart, that I would very much like to meet these giant woman. 🤩
Ah, he's just perfect. 🥰🐹
October 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ah, he's just perfect. 🥰🐹
It's hard to explain why, but he looks like he's just heard the "duh duh" sound effect from Law & Order. 🐹
October 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It's hard to explain why, but he looks like he's just heard the "duh duh" sound effect from Law & Order. 🐹