Thefourthvine
@thefourthvine.bsky.social
Time is doing my head in.
I favorite dog pics.
She/her.
I favorite dog pics.
She/her.
A fly has gotten into the house and Nessie is very scared by the Mystery Buzzing. I've explained to her that some dogs chase flies, but she is not taking suggestions at this time. She's got to stay alert in case the Mystery Buzzing attacks her.
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A fly has gotten into the house and Nessie is very scared by the Mystery Buzzing. I've explained to her that some dogs chase flies, but she is not taking suggestions at this time. She's got to stay alert in case the Mystery Buzzing attacks her.
Today in the grocery store a woman told me “I can see you’re a good Christian lady,” so obviously I am now considering changing my entire look
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Today in the grocery store a woman told me “I can see you’re a good Christian lady,” so obviously I am now considering changing my entire look
I'm experiencing the Moment of Concern where a character in a book brags about their puzzle-solving abilities and I have to wonder if the author truly thinks that's a good score or if it's just that the character does (and it's a character note).
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I'm experiencing the Moment of Concern where a character in a book brags about their puzzle-solving abilities and I have to wonder if the author truly thinks that's a good score or if it's just that the character does (and it's a character note).
My state senator hosted a Halloween boat tour thing and the pictures are amazing. Everyone is in normal clothes except one guy who clearly was panic-assembling costume like an hour before the tour; he’s wearing graduation robes and carrying a hot pink Kylo Ren lightsaber.
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My state senator hosted a Halloween boat tour thing and the pictures are amazing. Everyone is in normal clothes except one guy who clearly was panic-assembling costume like an hour before the tour; he’s wearing graduation robes and carrying a hot pink Kylo Ren lightsaber.
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If the hotel room is suitable only for certain kinks, the hotel should be required to make that clear before you book it
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
If the hotel room is suitable only for certain kinks, the hotel should be required to make that clear before you book it
If the hotel room is suitable only for certain kinks, the hotel should be required to make that clear before you book it
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
If the hotel room is suitable only for certain kinks, the hotel should be required to make that clear before you book it
My autocorrect is currently changing "fast" to "gay."
1. Borderline homophobic, autocorrect.
2. Clearly autocorrect has never tried to get a group of queer people out the door on time, that's all I'm saying.
1. Borderline homophobic, autocorrect.
2. Clearly autocorrect has never tried to get a group of queer people out the door on time, that's all I'm saying.
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My autocorrect is currently changing "fast" to "gay."
1. Borderline homophobic, autocorrect.
2. Clearly autocorrect has never tried to get a group of queer people out the door on time, that's all I'm saying.
1. Borderline homophobic, autocorrect.
2. Clearly autocorrect has never tried to get a group of queer people out the door on time, that's all I'm saying.
I’m at my dentist’s for a cleaning and once again staying at my most hated decor item ever. He’s had it for a decade. I would love to take a hammer to it.
November 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’m at my dentist’s for a cleaning and once again staying at my most hated decor item ever. He’s had it for a decade. I would love to take a hammer to it.
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"What, like it's hard?"
- L Woods, when asked if he would catch Kira
- L Woods, when asked if he would catch Kira
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"What, like it's hard?"
- L Woods, when asked if he would catch Kira
- L Woods, when asked if he would catch Kira
Friends, do you have any vegetarian things you love to do with potatoes? We suddenly have so many. SO many. I can only roast potatoes/make Greek potatoes/make bonus potato salad so often before there are extremely local riots.
October 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Friends, do you have any vegetarian things you love to do with potatoes? We suddenly have so many. SO many. I can only roast potatoes/make Greek potatoes/make bonus potato salad so often before there are extremely local riots.
Parents, ask your children! Youths, do you know?
Sometimes I wonder how old you’d have to be to know what this hole is for 🤔
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Parents, ask your children! Youths, do you know?
The 17 year old earthling, sitting down in my office: "I have a question."
Me, taking my hands off the keyboard and turning to face her: "Oh?"
E: "Have you ever heard of [pause to get it correct] 'rich text format'?"
Me: "Oh, we're delving into the deep lore today, I see."
Me, taking my hands off the keyboard and turning to face her: "Oh?"
E: "Have you ever heard of [pause to get it correct] 'rich text format'?"
Me: "Oh, we're delving into the deep lore today, I see."
October 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The 17 year old earthling, sitting down in my office: "I have a question."
Me, taking my hands off the keyboard and turning to face her: "Oh?"
E: "Have you ever heard of [pause to get it correct] 'rich text format'?"
Me: "Oh, we're delving into the deep lore today, I see."
Me, taking my hands off the keyboard and turning to face her: "Oh?"
E: "Have you ever heard of [pause to get it correct] 'rich text format'?"
Me: "Oh, we're delving into the deep lore today, I see."
Just FYI you may hear a lot about this because I am addicted to band drama and Fleetwood Mac is the purest, highest quality stuff there is, even FIFTY YEARS in. These people are legends. Unbeatable.
Brace yourselves, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham are talking again. Nicks says they’re back on speaking terms, years after Buckingham was fired from Fleetwood Mac.
Brace Yourselves, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham Are Talking Again
Brace yourselves, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham are talking again. Nicks says they’re back on speaking terms, years after Buckingham was fired from Fleetwood Mac.
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October 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Just FYI you may hear a lot about this because I am addicted to band drama and Fleetwood Mac is the purest, highest quality stuff there is, even FIFTY YEARS in. These people are legends. Unbeatable.
My father did. It was not like the movies because he wasn’t a fool. He answered questions clearly and honestly as they came up (to be fair, they often came up as a result of his jokes). And he also did a lot of countering the terrible shit I was taught in various health classes.
did anyones parents *actually* talk to them about sex?
its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?
i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?
i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My father did. It was not like the movies because he wasn’t a fool. He answered questions clearly and honestly as they came up (to be fair, they often came up as a result of his jokes). And he also did a lot of countering the terrible shit I was taught in various health classes.
This is in fact incredible. I had no idea roller coasters could emote.
Holy shit. You have to watch this. I had chills at the end. What an incredible piece of art. The journey from “you’re kidding me” to “YOURE KIDDING ME” is real.
This Rollercoaster Tycoon video is an actual work of emotionally-gripping mad genius
October 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This is in fact incredible. I had no idea roller coasters could emote.
@ssinead.bsky.social You will never believe the cookbook I just read. www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
thefourthvine's review of EAT. COOK. L.A.
1/5: New Yorkers, come get your girl. She's waaaaay out of her lane and it is messy as hell. (Angelenos, just to brace you for what's to come: this absolute ignoramus managed to write a whole "histo...
www.goodreads.com
October 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
@ssinead.bsky.social You will never believe the cookbook I just read. www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
Your Halloween customer is "sexy" + the last thing you googled.
Sexy Lost Boys Saxophone Guy, which is gonna be a tough one for me to pull off
Sexy Lost Boys Saxophone Guy, which is gonna be a tough one for me to pull off
Your Halloween customer is "sexy" + the last thing you googled.
Sexy 1632 battery equivilent
I can never spell that one right.
Sexy 1632 battery equivilent
I can never spell that one right.
Your Halloween customer is "sexy" + the last thing you googled.
Sexy Furlough Loan 💀
Sexy Furlough Loan 💀
October 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Your Halloween customer is "sexy" + the last thing you googled.
Sexy Lost Boys Saxophone Guy, which is gonna be a tough one for me to pull off
Sexy Lost Boys Saxophone Guy, which is gonna be a tough one for me to pull off
This is your periodic reminder that starting a garden is:
- Difficult
- Often expensive
- Seasonal
- Trial and error
Starting a garden is not a solution to food scarcity or insecurity. If you want to start gardening, your town may have community/collective gardens: see if you can volunteer!
- Difficult
- Often expensive
- Seasonal
- Trial and error
Starting a garden is not a solution to food scarcity or insecurity. If you want to start gardening, your town may have community/collective gardens: see if you can volunteer!
October 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This is your periodic reminder that starting a garden is:
- Difficult
- Often expensive
- Seasonal
- Trial and error
Starting a garden is not a solution to food scarcity or insecurity. If you want to start gardening, your town may have community/collective gardens: see if you can volunteer!
- Difficult
- Often expensive
- Seasonal
- Trial and error
Starting a garden is not a solution to food scarcity or insecurity. If you want to start gardening, your town may have community/collective gardens: see if you can volunteer!
Just and should: if they’re integral to your sentence, and that sentence is about someone’s problem, consider simply not saying it. Even if the someone with the problem is you.
Yes, my rule is that any sentence that begins "Have you tried just..." or "Why don't you just..." is a sentence I can ignore. And nothing of value was lost.
(This is a good rule for folks in IT, also, TBH.)
(This is a good rule for folks in IT, also, TBH.)
October 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just and should: if they’re integral to your sentence, and that sentence is about someone’s problem, consider simply not saying it. Even if the someone with the problem is you.
Finally an honest recipe writer! I can put down my lamp!
Shout out to this recipe for NOT claiming it's possible to caramelise shallots in ten minutes.
October 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Finally an honest recipe writer! I can put down my lamp!
Rotelle, solid-cored fusilli, farfalle, anything that has varying thickness of pasta at any point. Who said, "Yes, thank you, I would like a choice between 'some bits are goo' and 'some bits are tooth-shatteringly al dente,' that's a brilliant pasta shape concept"? Because they were wrong.
a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.
instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Rotelle, solid-cored fusilli, farfalle, anything that has varying thickness of pasta at any point. Who said, "Yes, thank you, I would like a choice between 'some bits are goo' and 'some bits are tooth-shatteringly al dente,' that's a brilliant pasta shape concept"? Because they were wrong.
My villain origin story is going to be the phrase “in these difficult times.” Oh yeah? They’re just difficult? No specific reason? No one and nothing is making them difficult and there’s nothing we can possibly do? No way to change it? I see.
October 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My villain origin story is going to be the phrase “in these difficult times.” Oh yeah? They’re just difficult? No specific reason? No one and nothing is making them difficult and there’s nothing we can possibly do? No way to change it? I see.
I'm currently playing the "did I forget to take ibuprofen or are the cramps just this powerful this month?" game and I very much wish I were not.
October 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm currently playing the "did I forget to take ibuprofen or are the cramps just this powerful this month?" game and I very much wish I were not.
Googling "Dead on the Vine," a game I'm considering buying, and it autocorrected to "Dead on the Vibe." No, autocorrect. That. That would be a very different game.
October 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Googling "Dead on the Vine," a game I'm considering buying, and it autocorrected to "Dead on the Vibe." No, autocorrect. That. That would be a very different game.