Thefourthvine
@thefourthvine.bsky.social
I favorite dog pics.
She/her.
She/her.
The earthling’s school sent out a birthday list and I’m just going to say it: maybe don’t name your child after a pairing smush? No matter how much you love the pairing, the child will likely not appreciate the name.
February 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The earthling’s school sent out a birthday list and I’m just going to say it: maybe don’t name your child after a pairing smush? No matter how much you love the pairing, the child will likely not appreciate the name.
I was lured into a Buzzfeed quiz and since I have never seen any of these shows, I will be crowdsourcing my presentation on The Wire should this ever become necessary. Hold yourself in readiness, Wire-watching friends!
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I was lured into a Buzzfeed quiz and since I have never seen any of these shows, I will be crowdsourcing my presentation on The Wire should this ever become necessary. Hold yourself in readiness, Wire-watching friends!
This forced me to learn about the plot of Marty Supreme.
Me, reading: oh my god
Me, reading further: why
Me, putting my phone down: my toxic trait is excessive curiosity
My wife, who sensibly did not google Marty Supreme: YES IT IS
Me, reading: oh my god
Me, reading further: why
Me, putting my phone down: my toxic trait is excessive curiosity
My wife, who sensibly did not google Marty Supreme: YES IT IS
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
This forced me to learn about the plot of Marty Supreme.
Me, reading: oh my god
Me, reading further: why
Me, putting my phone down: my toxic trait is excessive curiosity
My wife, who sensibly did not google Marty Supreme: YES IT IS
Me, reading: oh my god
Me, reading further: why
Me, putting my phone down: my toxic trait is excessive curiosity
My wife, who sensibly did not google Marty Supreme: YES IT IS
I don’t think I’ve ever gotten thirdhand embarrassment before but posts about a specific Olympic skating routine are giving me this new and exciting experience
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever gotten thirdhand embarrassment before but posts about a specific Olympic skating routine are giving me this new and exciting experience
This is such a delightful essay about a wonderful woman, but also about loss and what we can save from it.
hello, remember when I said I wanted to blather a bit about Russian things? I wrote my first post and it's pretty embarrassing, but whatever, I'm allowed to be embarrassing!! Here it is: www.tumblr.com/ziusik/80801...
Post by @ziusik · 1 image
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · Okay, SO. Recently, I had what truly felt like an otherworldly situation take place, which is that @singingkingoftheroad & I discovered that, despite having grown up on two differe…
www.tumblr.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:22 PM
This is such a delightful essay about a wonderful woman, but also about loss and what we can save from it.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Tell me more about that."
and
"Let's dig into that. How did you feel? Why did it matter to you?"
(I am not a therapist.)
"Tell me more about that."
and
"Let's dig into that. How did you feel? Why did it matter to you?"
(I am not a therapist.)
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Good morning, NAME OF COMPANY, how may I direct your call?"
(in email)
"You have received a package from X via Y. It will be in the Copy/Print room. Thank you."
"Good morning, NAME OF COMPANY, how may I direct your call?"
(in email)
"You have received a package from X via Y. It will be in the Copy/Print room. Thank you."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I could order it for you!"
"I could order it for you!"
February 7, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Tell me more about that."
and
"Let's dig into that. How did you feel? Why did it matter to you?"
(I am not a therapist.)
"Tell me more about that."
and
"Let's dig into that. How did you feel? Why did it matter to you?"
(I am not a therapist.)
Having a rough morning — my sister got some very bad news and we learned we will be spending a fortune on home repairs — so I am back on my bullshit and watching #HeatedRivalry reactions. The song reactors are on it now and they’re fascinating.
February 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Having a rough morning — my sister got some very bad news and we learned we will be spending a fortune on home repairs — so I am back on my bullshit and watching #HeatedRivalry reactions. The song reactors are on it now and they’re fascinating.
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New vid from me! Yes, Heated Rivalry again!
[VID] What If This Is All the Love You Ever Get? - Nestra - Heated Rivalry (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
February 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
New vid from me! Yes, Heated Rivalry again!
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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
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#HeatedRivaly ICE OUT is now open for donations through Feb. 14th! Donate to one of our supported nonprofits, submit the donation form, and you'll get a gift from a Heated Rivalry creator! Details in the carrd: iceouthr.carrd.co
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
#HeatedRivaly ICE OUT is now open for donations through Feb. 14th! Donate to one of our supported nonprofits, submit the donation form, and you'll get a gift from a Heated Rivalry creator! Details in the carrd: iceouthr.carrd.co
Anyone out there grow up in Indiana? Trying to figure out the Indiana term for a play structure/big toy/thing in the playground kids climb on and slide down and so on.
February 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Anyone out there grow up in Indiana? Trying to figure out the Indiana term for a play structure/big toy/thing in the playground kids climb on and slide down and so on.
On one side: famine and poverty
On the other side: I will never know for sure because one person was making all the decisions and she was a world-class fabulist.
On the other side: I will never know for sure because one person was making all the decisions and she was a world-class fabulist.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
On one side: famine and poverty
On the other side: I will never know for sure because one person was making all the decisions and she was a world-class fabulist.
On the other side: I will never know for sure because one person was making all the decisions and she was a world-class fabulist.
When I began this call to my health insurance, I had a full battery on my phone. It is currently at 66%, and there's nothing wrong with my *phone*.
At this point I would like brownies or something.
At this point I would like brownies or something.
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
When I began this call to my health insurance, I had a full battery on my phone. It is currently at 66%, and there's nothing wrong with my *phone*.
At this point I would like brownies or something.
At this point I would like brownies or something.
Forgot to check “complete works only” and I’m paying for it
January 31, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Forgot to check “complete works only” and I’m paying for it
Friends, I just learned there’s more than one The Godfather. Are they all good? Just the first one?
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Friends, I just learned there’s more than one The Godfather. Are they all good? Just the first one?
This is 28 degrees for normal measurements users, by the way. I was so pissed off about the weather that I forgot to translate.
It was 82 degrees today. It is January. This is unacceptable and I would like to speak to the manager.
Actually, I’d like to punch the manager, thanks.
Actually, I’d like to punch the manager, thanks.
January 31, 2026 at 2:32 AM
This is 28 degrees for normal measurements users, by the way. I was so pissed off about the weather that I forgot to translate.
It was 82 degrees today. It is January. This is unacceptable and I would like to speak to the manager.
Actually, I’d like to punch the manager, thanks.
Actually, I’d like to punch the manager, thanks.
January 31, 2026 at 2:31 AM
It was 82 degrees today. It is January. This is unacceptable and I would like to speak to the manager.
Actually, I’d like to punch the manager, thanks.
Actually, I’d like to punch the manager, thanks.
Love to play the New Password Guessing Game.
Me: *enters many characters*
Site: This is Bad Security
Me: *more characters*
Site: Bad Security
Me: *numbers*
Site: Tsk tsk tsk. Bad Security
Me: *one lone special character*
Site: YOU HAVE ACHIEVED A GOOD GRADE IN SECURITY!!! You may proceed.
Me: *enters many characters*
Site: This is Bad Security
Me: *more characters*
Site: Bad Security
Me: *numbers*
Site: Tsk tsk tsk. Bad Security
Me: *one lone special character*
Site: YOU HAVE ACHIEVED A GOOD GRADE IN SECURITY!!! You may proceed.
January 30, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Love to play the New Password Guessing Game.
Me: *enters many characters*
Site: This is Bad Security
Me: *more characters*
Site: Bad Security
Me: *numbers*
Site: Tsk tsk tsk. Bad Security
Me: *one lone special character*
Site: YOU HAVE ACHIEVED A GOOD GRADE IN SECURITY!!! You may proceed.
Me: *enters many characters*
Site: This is Bad Security
Me: *more characters*
Site: Bad Security
Me: *numbers*
Site: Tsk tsk tsk. Bad Security
Me: *one lone special character*
Site: YOU HAVE ACHIEVED A GOOD GRADE IN SECURITY!!! You may proceed.
Parents of teens, ask your kids about this article. I asked the earthling and her take fascinated me. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
The rise of Fafo parenting: is this the end of gentle child rearing?
Mothers on social media are advocating a tough, no-nonsense approach to parenting. Does this teach children important lessons – or just make them feel isolated and ashamed?
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Parents of teens, ask your kids about this article. I asked the earthling and her take fascinated me. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Monday:
Specialty pharmacy: You need to do this thing
Me: I don’t think it’s time to do it?
SP: No, really, do the thing
Me: But —
SP: THING
Me: Fine
Today:
Specialty pharmacy: Please call us
SP: It’s very important
SP: You’re not allowed to do the thing
SP: CALLLL USSSSS
Specialty pharmacy: You need to do this thing
Me: I don’t think it’s time to do it?
SP: No, really, do the thing
Me: But —
SP: THING
Me: Fine
Today:
Specialty pharmacy: Please call us
SP: It’s very important
SP: You’re not allowed to do the thing
SP: CALLLL USSSSS
January 28, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Monday:
Specialty pharmacy: You need to do this thing
Me: I don’t think it’s time to do it?
SP: No, really, do the thing
Me: But —
SP: THING
Me: Fine
Today:
Specialty pharmacy: Please call us
SP: It’s very important
SP: You’re not allowed to do the thing
SP: CALLLL USSSSS
Specialty pharmacy: You need to do this thing
Me: I don’t think it’s time to do it?
SP: No, really, do the thing
Me: But —
SP: THING
Me: Fine
Today:
Specialty pharmacy: Please call us
SP: It’s very important
SP: You’re not allowed to do the thing
SP: CALLLL USSSSS
Incredible stuff.
Have found tumblr user probablyday's #woosterposting series. In shock
January 28, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Incredible stuff.
I called my tomato dealer today to make arrangements for spring. After I read my list to her, she said, “You know, there’s no cure for this.”
Me: “For what?”
Her: “Tomato insanity. I’ve got it, you’ve got it, we’ll never be normal.”
I think. I think my dealer just told me I’m a plant weirdo?
Me: “For what?”
Her: “Tomato insanity. I’ve got it, you’ve got it, we’ll never be normal.”
I think. I think my dealer just told me I’m a plant weirdo?
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I called my tomato dealer today to make arrangements for spring. After I read my list to her, she said, “You know, there’s no cure for this.”
Me: “For what?”
Her: “Tomato insanity. I’ve got it, you’ve got it, we’ll never be normal.”
I think. I think my dealer just told me I’m a plant weirdo?
Me: “For what?”
Her: “Tomato insanity. I’ve got it, you’ve got it, we’ll never be normal.”
I think. I think my dealer just told me I’m a plant weirdo?
I really want to read the article about casting #HeatedRivalry
I really do not want to give any money to the Nazi newsletter service
I’m struggling
I really do not want to give any money to the Nazi newsletter service
I’m struggling
January 27, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I really want to read the article about casting #HeatedRivalry
I really do not want to give any money to the Nazi newsletter service
I’m struggling
I really do not want to give any money to the Nazi newsletter service
I’m struggling
Me, typing into my phone: anemia
Autocorrect: Did you mean Angelus?
Me: Oddly appropriate, but very definitely no
Autocorrect: Did you mean Angelus?
Me: Oddly appropriate, but very definitely no
January 27, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Me, typing into my phone: anemia
Autocorrect: Did you mean Angelus?
Me: Oddly appropriate, but very definitely no
Autocorrect: Did you mean Angelus?
Me: Oddly appropriate, but very definitely no
It should be against the law to schedule webinars at 4:00 on a Monday. My brain isn’t ready for this, my guys.
January 26, 2026 at 11:58 PM
It should be against the law to schedule webinars at 4:00 on a Monday. My brain isn’t ready for this, my guys.