Happy Monkey
@happimonkey.bsky.social
A real live human being hiding behind a photo of a monkey
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"Is that what you meant by Big Beautiful Bill, Mr. President?"
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"Is that what you meant by Big Beautiful Bill, Mr. President?"
Chatting up the girls at the club like
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Chatting up the girls at the club like
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Just for laughs...
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just for laughs...
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man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.
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“They come here and they open their bodegas, and their shawarmas, I tell you they’re not like us! Every day you grind to give ‘em a hero to look up to, and hey I’m just saying it! What’s a bagel, that’s no way to make a sandwich. American cheese, why, it’s right in the name!”
a man talking to another man with the words he was just trying to bait me
ALT: a man talking to another man with the words he was just trying to bait me
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November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“They come here and they open their bodegas, and their shawarmas, I tell you they’re not like us! Every day you grind to give ‘em a hero to look up to, and hey I’m just saying it! What’s a bagel, that’s no way to make a sandwich. American cheese, why, it’s right in the name!”
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
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I've given my new Senator a lot of shit on here. But I don't think anyone with power has laid out the stakes of what we're facing as clearly as she does right here.
And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.
And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I've given my new Senator a lot of shit on here. But I don't think anyone with power has laid out the stakes of what we're facing as clearly as she does right here.
And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.
And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.
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From “focus on Taiwan over Ukraine” →
To “don’t defend Taiwan unless it arms itself enough to deserve it.”
That is not prioritization — it’s pre-emptive abandonment disguised as tough
To “don’t defend Taiwan unless it arms itself enough to deserve it.”
That is not prioritization — it’s pre-emptive abandonment disguised as tough
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
From “focus on Taiwan over Ukraine” →
To “don’t defend Taiwan unless it arms itself enough to deserve it.”
That is not prioritization — it’s pre-emptive abandonment disguised as tough
To “don’t defend Taiwan unless it arms itself enough to deserve it.”
That is not prioritization — it’s pre-emptive abandonment disguised as tough
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Literal perfection. ;) www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...
We Have AI Now
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Literal perfection. ;) www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...
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At least 3,000 people who have been detained in Chicago ICE raids are missing from official DHS records.
We still don’t know what happened to the 1200 people who went missing from the Everglades facility.
They’re disappearing people.
No due process. No accountability.
We still don’t know what happened to the 1200 people who went missing from the Everglades facility.
They’re disappearing people.
No due process. No accountability.
Could ICE have 'lost' 3,000 immigrant arrestees in Chicago?
At least 3,000 jailed immigrants have vanished from federal records, according to human rights attorneys and organizations.
www.nbcchicago.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
At least 3,000 people who have been detained in Chicago ICE raids are missing from official DHS records.
We still don’t know what happened to the 1200 people who went missing from the Everglades facility.
They’re disappearing people.
No due process. No accountability.
We still don’t know what happened to the 1200 people who went missing from the Everglades facility.
They’re disappearing people.
No due process. No accountability.
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Building a graven image of the Lord like in his famous book "don't build a graven image of the Lord"
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Building a graven image of the Lord like in his famous book "don't build a graven image of the Lord"
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She has now ordered Bovino to appear personally at the court every day to report back what has happened and to list everyone arrested who is not being arrested for immigration enforcement reasons. This is the most insane court session I've ever been in. Feels like a headteacher bollocking
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
She has now ordered Bovino to appear personally at the court every day to report back what has happened and to list everyone arrested who is not being arrested for immigration enforcement reasons. This is the most insane court session I've ever been in. Feels like a headteacher bollocking
If I see another pop up I’m punching a hole in the wall
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
If I see another pop up I’m punching a hole in the wall
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the stadium stopped selling alcohol seven innings ago. everyone at this game is sober now
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
the stadium stopped selling alcohol seven innings ago. everyone at this game is sober now
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the 15th inning
October 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
the 15th inning
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Someone want to tell Mikey here that 86% of all SNAP benefits go to households that include a child, an elderly person, or a person with disabilities?
Or that almost 40% of SNAP recipients are children?
And that Whites account for 37% of SNAP recipients?
Or that almost 40% of SNAP recipients are children?
And that Whites account for 37% of SNAP recipients?
October 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Someone want to tell Mikey here that 86% of all SNAP benefits go to households that include a child, an elderly person, or a person with disabilities?
Or that almost 40% of SNAP recipients are children?
And that Whites account for 37% of SNAP recipients?
Or that almost 40% of SNAP recipients are children?
And that Whites account for 37% of SNAP recipients?
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The U.S. hasn’t sent this many ships to the Caribbean since the Cuban missile crisis
The carrier group provides far more firepower than needed for occasional attacks on boats. But the ships could be ideal for launching a stream of strikes inside Venezuela www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...
The carrier group provides far more firepower than needed for occasional attacks on boats. But the ships could be ideal for launching a stream of strikes inside Venezuela www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...
The U.S. Is Preparing for War in Venezuela
More U.S.-military firepower is headed to the Caribbean as Trump escalates his anti-Maduro rhetoric.
www.theatlantic.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The U.S. hasn’t sent this many ships to the Caribbean since the Cuban missile crisis
The carrier group provides far more firepower than needed for occasional attacks on boats. But the ships could be ideal for launching a stream of strikes inside Venezuela www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...
The carrier group provides far more firepower than needed for occasional attacks on boats. But the ships could be ideal for launching a stream of strikes inside Venezuela www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...
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I actually do want the next president to appoint someone like Stephen Miller, except I want it to be Bill Kristol, and I want his monomaniacal obsession to be destroying Trump’s legacy and prosecuting everyone in the administration.
October 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I actually do want the next president to appoint someone like Stephen Miller, except I want it to be Bill Kristol, and I want his monomaniacal obsession to be destroying Trump’s legacy and prosecuting everyone in the administration.
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they’re playing for custody of the color blue
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
they’re playing for custody of the color blue
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Oh, brother... not again....
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh, brother... not again....
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October 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Check the bonus panel on the site by clicking the big red button!
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pray-2
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pray-2
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist