Happy Monkey
happimonkey.bsky.social
Happy Monkey
@happimonkey.bsky.social
A real live human being hiding behind a photo of a monkey
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"Is that what you meant by Big Beautiful Bill, Mr. President?"
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ok but can you imagine if some people fraudulently got their hands on some food?
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I'm not completely sure what this sentence means and I'm sure I don't want to know
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I would very much like to live in that bubble. Someone give me $167k per year please
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Ok but did they have it coming?
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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“They come here and they open their bodegas, and their shawarmas, I tell you they’re not like us! Every day you grind to give ‘em a hero to look up to, and hey I’m just saying it! What’s a bagel, that’s no way to make a sandwich. American cheese, why, it’s right in the name!”
a man talking to another man with the words he was just trying to bait me
ALT: a man talking to another man with the words he was just trying to bait me
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Sorry I tried to provide. Won’t make that mistake again.
November 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I just want to see kersh blow it one more time before I die
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Brb, quickly going through and unliking all of your posts
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Progress report?
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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From “focus on Taiwan over Ukraine” →
To “don’t defend Taiwan unless it arms itself enough to deserve it.”

That is not prioritization — it’s pre-emptive abandonment disguised as tough
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Building a graven image of the Lord like in his famous book "don't build a graven image of the Lord"
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
That’s ridiculous why would anyone hate the west coast Yankees
October 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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She has now ordered Bovino to appear personally at the court every day to report back what has happened and to list everyone arrested who is not being arrested for immigration enforcement reasons. This is the most insane court session I've ever been in. Feels like a headteacher bollocking
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPD
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM