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Han Solo Cup
@hansolocup.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Him: how do you want your eggs?
Me: outside the control of the patriarchy
Him: so definitely not poached?
Me: outside the control of the patriarchy
Him: so definitely not poached?
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ask not for whom the butt holes it holes for thee
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
ask not for whom the butt holes it holes for thee
I could never be a “yes man”. Definitely more of a “yo, man”.
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I could never be a “yes man”. Definitely more of a “yo, man”.
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What in the festive fuck
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What in the festive fuck
Guest Services: your stay comes with a free incontinental breakfast
Me: don’t you mean continental?
Guest Services: the Imodium is next to the orange juice
Me: don’t you mean continental?
Guest Services: the Imodium is next to the orange juice
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Guest Services: your stay comes with a free incontinental breakfast
Me: don’t you mean continental?
Guest Services: the Imodium is next to the orange juice
Me: don’t you mean continental?
Guest Services: the Imodium is next to the orange juice
Replacing your underwear every 6-12 months is just propaganda from big panty.
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Replacing your underwear every 6-12 months is just propaganda from big panty.
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Who we used to have to buy weed from before legalization
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Who we used to have to buy weed from before legalization
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Don’t know why trick-or-treaters are annoyed I’m scooping guacamole into their bags. It’s a premium add-on
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Don’t know why trick-or-treaters are annoyed I’m scooping guacamole into their bags. It’s a premium add-on
There’s always a secreter society.
October 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There’s always a secreter society.
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Is there going to be an IPO and a Wall Street listing for the US government, or is this a private sale to the billionaires?
October 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Is there going to be an IPO and a Wall Street listing for the US government, or is this a private sale to the billionaires?
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better to reign in taco bell than serve at cheesecake factory
January 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
better to reign in taco bell than serve at cheesecake factory
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You can't just sweep the elephant in the room under the rug.
June 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You can't just sweep the elephant in the room under the rug.
If getting loaded means stuffing myself with cheese, bacon, butter, and sour cream, then yes please.
October 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If getting loaded means stuffing myself with cheese, bacon, butter, and sour cream, then yes please.
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big ups to soup
October 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
big ups to soup
The reward of getting your shit together is finding another layer of shit to deal with. There is no end to the shit.
October 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The reward of getting your shit together is finding another layer of shit to deal with. There is no end to the shit.
What’s the age requirement to drive a Buick? Like 62?
September 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What’s the age requirement to drive a Buick? Like 62?
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
There are axolotls everywhere. #dragoncon2025
August 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
There are axolotls everywhere. #dragoncon2025
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*Puts on cloak on invisibility*
"This is gonna be so much fun"
*Stays at home and watches tv*
"This is gonna be so much fun"
*Stays at home and watches tv*
August 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
*Puts on cloak on invisibility*
"This is gonna be so much fun"
*Stays at home and watches tv*
"This is gonna be so much fun"
*Stays at home and watches tv*
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I like walking up to people and saying, “You’ve been served,” and then handing them an overnight oats recipe.
August 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I like walking up to people and saying, “You’ve been served,” and then handing them an overnight oats recipe.
On Monday, I remembered the new work password I set on Friday. Not today, AARP!
August 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
On Monday, I remembered the new work password I set on Friday. Not today, AARP!
I call your f-bombs and raise you a c-word.
August 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I call your f-bombs and raise you a c-word.
When it all starts to sound as muddy as Pearl Jam lyrics, it’s time to end the meeting.
August 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
When it all starts to sound as muddy as Pearl Jam lyrics, it’s time to end the meeting.
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Eminem says he’s gonna be rapping until he’s 100 years old and I, for one, cannot wait for him to drop his Social Security Administration diss track.
August 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Eminem says he’s gonna be rapping until he’s 100 years old and I, for one, cannot wait for him to drop his Social Security Administration diss track.
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I’m a godless whore but I’m non practicing
July 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I’m a godless whore but I’m non practicing